Francis96:
Good day everyone, I had to open a new account to tell everyone my predicament.
I really like my girlfriend but I'm planning to leave her this Semester before she infects me.
No doubt she is a clean girl but when once she opens her Vjay and I start thrusting the smell that comes out from there is extremely irritating. And once I perceive the smell my Joystick will just fall so I will now be in hurry to cum fast and climb down.
Secondly, the whole room will be smelling of that stuff once we are done. She has been begging me to have raw sex with her but I always declined by telling her that I cum fast if I dont wear a CD that I wouldn't want to cum fast.

Now we are on Corona and ASUU strike, I am planning to tell her the truth via WhatsApp about the smell but I dont know how she would feel.

Please I need advice on how to go about this.

Nobody should come here and drop any comment that seems derogatory or abusive.
I am no longer a small boi, was just unfortunate to gain admission late.

Thanks everyone.

dukeprince50:
its a simple thing, all u had to do is to remove the always at the end of the sentence sentence which u av done, don't disturb my mention

dukeprince50:
Maybe I do not understand English again.
So I can't answer ur question

Designerdollars:
Bitcoin Credit Food My laptop Smartphone Water

Michelle55:
Not worth it... Just stick to one because one woman is enough problem already,why are you trying to die young by having massive heartaches?

PS: and if you must become polygamous, make it 3 instead of 2... Because when those two will gang up against you, the 3rd will snitch on them to become your top priority and favorite Heard this secret from one baddest grandpa in my area

Paullardricky:

Okay
Sir I haven't seen it yet.

Blackfire:
Lagos :


A glorified slum

Dailyhappenings:
Reno Omokri has asked men after sharing a photo of a lady without makeup and her makeup face not to marry any lady they do not see without their non makeup face.

He wrote...

"This why I say never marry anyone you have not seen without makeup! In fact, some marriages should be dissolvable on the basis of fraud. This isn’t makeup. This is deception, intended to lure men into a union they’d not have entered otherwise"

Source:
https://www.musictori.com/2020/04/never-marry-woman-youve-not-seen.html

OlawaleBammie:

why do u want to relocate?? where do u want to go to?? wat about ur job and career?? family and friends?? children upbringing??

why do u want to relocate wen truly lagos is in ur blood.
more importantly where do u wish to go to??

OlawaleBammie:


Guy no need of u relocating, u hav drunk lagos water right from pregnancy.

The reason j left was dat i looked at those i met there 10yrs ago, and stings are stil almost dsame for dem

i kept asking, are u living in Lagos to fulfill or just to tag the name on ursef dat u re living in a city as big as lagos.

since i realised we re threading same path i had to jakpa danu.....eeehhh!! maami odigba kan na! Aa tun maa rira o, layo oo.

I dont like lagos life, stressful, disrespectful, burdensome, worrisome and all, name all vices.

And i always tank my God dat i have not in a single day regreted i left lagos,

Now no depression again, no tinking dat aye n semi (lol, all those lagos church eehn!!)

guy story plenty jare

OlawaleBammie:



Me i kant kee mysef, four days ago makes it a year i left lagos for una,


i remember telling mysef den dat no b by force dem dey take live for lagos.
place wey a dey live wey b say a no fit gallantly buy 200 recharge card..ahhhh noooo

OlawaleBammie:

Yea bro, our world is archaic

U lives in lagos??

GreatResearcher1:
take ur simpin self off. People like u d make these hoes feel entitled to.

OlawaleBammie:


Pls dont shoot oo, so dat u wont kill Okete instead of Oya
enof of her mata joo.


Lockdown for where, lockdown dey afect person wey dey inside bush??
in my hood we re still goin about with our daily routine oo.
market,
clubbing,
same seating arrangement in a car.

just name it

OlawaleBammie:


Hmm, she's awesome but bro comot face jare.

she's stil young and wil b very choosy coupled with unstable mind. (teenagers exuberance u know....)

OlawaleBammie:


Seriously i knew u were only joking, and she knows as well.

its only immature mind dat wil take pranks so serious, esp wen its coming from an online forum.

I gat ur back bro, my namesake


But e b like u dey feel d girl sha *wink*

Petyprincess:

If you like continue or stop trolling one thing i know is nairaaland is different from outside world! Las las we go face reality after logging out! Free my heart from what? You think after logging out i think about online alterations? I dnt even remember no moniker after logging out so definitely i have no problem with no one here! You can't see me raining insults on anyone here first except they started it which i think is normal for guys here to turn to a troll because of economic situation I wish you all the very best in finding ur missing rib
Gracias!!

OlawaleBammie:


Wetin dis oga dey yarn again??

Are u ascertaining it dat she's begging and hungry??

Una matter taya me oo

Petyprincess:

Continue trolling me you hear,na you go tire!
You should know me that nothing y'all can say can get to me my skin is made of iron all thanks to nairaland So please don't stop o!
Gracias!!

Petyprincess:
Lol me have said my own o, if you like call me jambite or kid e no concern me bt it pretty obvious so called married men commenting nd claiming maturity lacks sense!! See as them carry my matter for head When your wife start denying you sex please don't come here to cry o, Anyone one of you that have the guts should quote me directly then i will know you re serious! You can keep hiding behind shades! As for the toseenlove my insult still dey pepper you for body So-called mature nd married men that lack sense!! I pity the unfortunate girl that with you!
#uselessmarriedboys

Biingoo:
Like that hungry broke attention seeking pettybeggerprincess

Paullardricky:


Yes Sir.

Airtel

Admissionclass:
When a girl you like starts playing hard to get, what should you do especially when she is showing subtle signs she likes you, leaving you confused.

Should one continue to chase her till she accepts or move on?

RisenPhoenix:


You are not thinking of anything wrong, so no need to ask for forgiveness. Just marry her before someone else pops the seal, then teach her to be submissive. Women are easily moulded when caught young.