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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Will You Quit Your Job And Travel Abroad For Studies? by Toseenlove: 4:20pm On Apr 22, 2021
FineUsername:
Lets say you've a first degree, a PGD in different discipline and you're currently running a professional course which is related to your first degree and job; saving an average of 1.5m Naira a year from your work. Then, boom! An all full tuition scholarship (undergraduate) came with a monthly allowance of approximately 30k Naira. Location? China! Course? Same discipline with your first degree.

Will you resign from your current position for the scholarship?

Reasons.

This offer Is best suitable for people who Just finished school cert or first degree holders without Job In shiiiithole. A reasonable person saving N1.5Million yearly won't dare think of relocating to China.....
Celebrities / Re: Ada Jesus’ Death: Rita Edochie Reacts To Backlash by Toseenlove: 4:08pm On Apr 22, 2021
Medicine after death......
Career / Re: Access Bank And It's Age Requirement For Job by Toseenlove: 3:40pm On Apr 22, 2021
omokudu:
I recently saw a job advert for Access Bank entry level for Rwandans, and to my greatest suprise its age requirement is below 30. I nearly weep for my 26 year old friend who applied for the same role here in Nigeria (Graduate Trainee for Nigerians) that got rejected after passing through all the phases of the recruitment. She got rejected at the documentation stage because she was above 24 (yes ooo! 24). Although she was aware of the age requirement, but she made that application thinking the age requirement mighty be waived since she's just 26. To cut the long story short she did not make it past the documentation stage.

Recently I was going through this website called opportunity for Africans, and I saw access bank entry-level recruitment for Rwandans and the age requirement is below 30. This made me to see why most Nigerians often falsify their age.

That's why It's called shiiiithole lol, Well you are highly and cordially welcome to shiiiithole, The world capital of Poverty. Enjoy.....

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Politics / Re: Pensioners To Embark On Nationwide Protest Over Consequential Adjustment by Toseenlove: 7:27pm On Apr 21, 2021
CodedWealth:
Well if you understand the principles of making money in a long term,you'd agree with me that nigerian pension is scam.

I know nigerians who are making the said pension money annually...

Understanding the principles of money making is key,

Knowledge of where to iñvest your money is bae!

The best ways to iñvest money is never seen on tv!

Life generally Is all about having "Wisdom" Deception & Manipulation. Only FEW People understand what life Is all about......
Politics / Re: I’m Sure Of Victory, Says Ize-iyamu by Toseenlove: 12:47pm On Sep 20, 2020
Useless Idiots everywhere, APC ooo Or PDP and their supporters. Y'all are extremely and very useless as used Tissue paper. Y'all have no meaningful life......

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Romance / Re: Whatever You Do Just Make It Big O.. Reasons!!! by Toseenlove: 9:41am On Sep 20, 2020
SPOLO:
Reason why I am saying this is because of my experience.
As an undergraduate, though i still do some side hustle but no much funds.
So i do have failed relationship some are just in for hook up when i come across some ladies.


So finally, earlier this year i added this girl on Facebook and i got to notice we live in same residence that it won't take 30 minutes from the distance between our place. Though when i met her she was based in Abuja staying with her aunt so we became friends and we chat well.
Though i never rush the issue of relationship... So later i brought it up and she said she wasn't ready for that due to her previous bad experience and from there i got to know she is just 19 years.... So all my effort went null.
As per say i don't disturb myself with issue of rejection i play along as per becoming friends with benefits.

Then we promised to check each other when she travels home.
So after many months during last big sallah that was last month, i saw her uploads on Facebook and my instinct told me this girl had arrived home from Abuja, so i messaged her and she said yes that i bad o how come i was able to detect thru the background....

Just imagine someone i told to inform me when she comes but tried to hide it from me

So as time goes on we schedule for meeting up, she declined that she is busy, okay let me check you at your place she still brought an excuse.
The day i delivered a goods to someone around her place, i called her that am around o if she can come and locate me let finally see yet she still gave me an excuse... I just sat Ok no problem.

After some weeks, I was at home and we chat and i asked her if she can come over that am bored she told me nO that she is looking after her aunt kids.

So since then we hardly chat again and beside i had been busy with work but she never cared to even call.





Do you know the heartbreaking and funny part?
A call came in last week from a strange number though it was actually a flashing, then i decided to call back to know who is the person that called only to hear a voice that said '' SORRY I MADE A MISTAKE, I NEVER MEANT TO CALL YOU '' and hanged the call up that was when i knew she was the one..


Can u imagine
The fact is she doesn't like me but the spirit of pretence in her makes her act like she do.....

Well for now i guess getting ride of of he contact from my phone will be the best.


Though what i learnt from this is never care about those that doesn't want u.. Get ride of them and also keep up with the hustle

Mtcheeeew Na now day just dey break for your own side?? Ordinary rejection, You con compose this sermon and epistle. You still have a lot to learn.....

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Romance / Re: Ladies Should Bill Their Fathers Instead Of Boyfriends _ Man Says by Toseenlove: 9:36am On Sep 20, 2020
dukeprince50:
lol, this insult got me rolling on the floor.
Seriously I think a guy needs to spend some cash on his babe, once in a while, get her a gift, take her to dinner dates. All these needs money and u have to spend it.
I also feel a girl should do thesame to the guys, relationship should be fun and adventurous not boring

See guy, In this modern age, If a lady can't spend on me or surprise me with gifts. Forget It she Is as useless to me as a used tissue paper. There Is nothing a lady wants to offer me which I can't offer myself. Virtually I do every damn thing myself. Make my money, Laundry, Cleaning, Cooking, Go places and Spoil myself, Sight seeing etc......If you want to mention Sex, Pls keep the Nonsense Sex to yourself. I've already evolved pass that Archaic Mentality. Such mentality of Female providing you Sex Is for Males Beings who are still living In 4th World and Caves. There Is more to life than Stupid Overrated Sex. Sex most times are for Weak Males......

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Romance / Re: Ladies Should Bill Their Fathers Instead Of Boyfriends _ Man Says by Toseenlove: 9:27am On Sep 20, 2020
Classyuniquebae:
As a lady, I completely support that ! Let all ladies financial needs be taken care of by themselves or their fathers and let all the men sexual needs be taken care of by themselves or their mothers.
Isn't it a simple world ?

Seconded!!! Besides I don't need any Stupid and Nonsense Sex. I've excluded my mother. I take good care of myself and everything I need by myself. Sex Is for Males Slaves who think and reason with their Dick all the time.....

Romance / Re: Ladies Should Bill Their Fathers Instead Of Boyfriends _ Man Says by Toseenlove: 9:19am On Sep 20, 2020
dukeprince50:
Femi doesn't proof anything.
Both parties need to spend in a relationship.

How about she tells u to ask ur mother for sex? U must have a strong financial muscle if u wanna start a relationship. don't think she will just sex u, cook for u, wash ur things and u won't even think of spoiling her even a bit

I've ordered a brand new working brain for you on e-commerce site. Your address Is all I need now for delivery. I'm In a good mood this morning, that's why I'm being this nice.....

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Romance / Re: Every Woman Is A LovePeddler By Nature by Toseenlove: 4:58pm On Sep 19, 2020
AlphaMajestic:
just simple and short...95% of all the females in this world are sluts...just when they see the right person to slut with especially when it involves money...in Nigeria 102% are just olosho...bitter truth


No Vex my guy lol...... grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Toseenlove: 4:17pm On Sep 19, 2020
poik:


Dont be fooled bro, she is only learning what is being said to reinvent her tricks. But the thing is that redpill is potent and foretelling of every wile

Lol my guy no wan loose guard. You sabi the drill. Believe most things coming out of a female's mouth at your own Peril. I only and always pretend to be listening to their Lies and Sermon..... grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Toseenlove: 4:09pm On Sep 19, 2020
pansophist:


That one sef dey cool

You fit add two olosho if you get abeg, lightskin with big yansh grin

Lol na Clean Classic Oloshos you deserve. I hope say you get big Gbola to hammer their hole well well so my money no go waste...... grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Toseenlove: 3:17pm On Sep 19, 2020
pansophist:

This is the best time for a philanderous man to be alive, but the worse time for the good dignified man. Conversely, this is the best time for a woman to be a slut, but the worse time for the virtuous woman who wants true relationship.

#RandomThoughts

Someone please bring a Chilled Champagne or Chilled Wine for this Virtuous Man because he doesn't take Alcohol. You really hit the nail on the Head.....

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Toseenlove: 3:07pm On Sep 19, 2020
pansophist:
It baffles me how women who would be unmistakably medically classified as obese relentlessly flaunt their fatness (which they sees as curves) by wearing revealing and skimpy dresses tells a lot about either their delusion, or the lower standards of today's men, who have made her feel that being fat and unhealthy is okay. The delusion is real. When I started seeing young handsome boys with fat women, at that point, I knew there was a problem.

#RandomThoughts

I swear down, Men are too cheap for my liking, most especially most of these modern Male Slaves, All they know Is what Is under the Skirt......

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Toseenlove: 3:03pm On Sep 19, 2020
pansophist:

Men gatekeep commitment and find it hard to score women at their own level of smv in their prime, Now imagine if women are the gatekeeper of commitment, the absolute disaster it would be is better left imagined.

#RandomThoughts

Lol most men would have gone Into Extinction and the few ones remaining will almost be Slaves. The oppression will be extremely unbearable. Most Females Beings no get Joy, They don't know how to balance things nor Capable of Handling Power.....

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Romance / Re: The Girl I Fell In Love With Just Broke My Heart by Toseenlove: 2:36pm On Sep 19, 2020
JustEdward:



My brother no reason am at all. Girls are what they re. If I tell you my own you will know you didn’t do anything . But I know you tried in your own capacity. Don’t love girls 100% just give them 1% of the love and use your 99% to chase money. My ex girlfriend who haven’t spent on me not even on my birthday

I even open a tailoring shop for her and she said am mannerless and I can’t do anything to her. Nwanne pick up and gather yourself together and leave her

I hereby present to you the Winner of this month Simpsons Monthly Award...... grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: The Girl I Fell In Love With Just Broke My Heart by Toseenlove: 2:29pm On Sep 19, 2020
You are a bonafide member of the "Global Association Of SIMPSONS"

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Romance / Re: Am A Business Man I Reside In Lagos I Need A Serious Lady To My Marry by Toseenlove: 1:04pm On Sep 19, 2020
biddostandard:
Wwhere are you from

Interview and "Q and A" don start lol....... grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Am A Business Man I Reside In Lagos I Need A Serious Lady To My Marry by Toseenlove: 12:53pm On Sep 19, 2020
dorin27:
Why degrade your fellow man like this?

The question I asked was meant for him and not you.

Let him speak for himself.

Why are you this Wicked ehn, Meanwhile the Mumu Niggur right now....... grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Why More Youths Will Join Boko Haram And Bandits - Shehu Sani Reveals by Toseenlove: 11:22pm On Sep 18, 2020
Story Story, Who gives a Fvck......

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno: "Hope He's Not Into Drug" - Fans React To Rapper's New Picture by Toseenlove: 9:30pm On Sep 18, 2020
Planet earth Is a crazy place filled with different kinda crazy peeps. It's Impossible to find yourself on planet earth and your life still remain the same......

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Romance / Re: Help Me To Help This Girl Before She End Her Life by Toseenlove: 8:36pm On Sep 17, 2020
goodmorning40:
Waow am hearing something different
A naija man not grabbing sex opportunities thrown at him

Obviously you are still a Kid and a potential CHIEF SIMP A sex starved cave oraguntan. You never sabi life.....

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Romance / Re: Help Me To Help This Girl Before She End Her Life by Toseenlove: 8:30pm On Sep 17, 2020
I've been there before and I understand how you feel. Just stay away from her, the feelings she have for you will naturally die slowly. But she will never ever get Over you believe me, most especially If you've had Sex with her. But mind you everything comes with price, before you will see someone who will love you like that again, You go walk pass Kafanchan, Mine was literally affecting my progress and spiritual life, that's why I dumped her. This life get as he be. Besides I don't trust most Nigerian ladies because after we parted ways, She started showing some of her real colours. They hardly stay with one Dvck,They like to hump on different dvcks. My future and peace of mind Is very Important and paramount to me, I can't trade It for anything. I do the thinking and decision making with my brain not my heart......

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Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode Demands N2bn From Stella Dimoko-Korkus As He Separates From His Wife by Toseenlove: 6:50pm On Sep 17, 2020
Lol upon all the yeye public show off et all rubbish. Fake and deceptive people everywhere I'm not really sure I'm even gonna get married sef with all these rubbish I'm seeing In this nation. I will just jejely get a Genuine Surrogate Female to have my Offsprings for me. I Value my peace of mind a lot!!!

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Romance / Re: Please Advice. My Babe Got Arrested by Toseenlove: 6:46pm On Sep 17, 2020
sampete:
First and foremost, I want to say thanks to the Nairaland Family.

I got a call from a well meaning Nairalander early this morning, who is a lawyer and he offered me his services free of charge. And after much ado we managed to see the dpo and a meeting was set with the late guy's family.

The guy's family members kept threatening to deal with me right in front of the dpo while the meeting was going on. Their beef with me was that I brought the issue to nairaland and my lawyer was forced to tell me to leave. He however promised to come to a resolution on the matter today.

He was true to his word. Around 3pm, I was called back to see the dpo and my babe and her workers were released.

Still they refused to tell us the results of their investigations on the excuses that's it's an ongoing investigation and my babe may still likely be called in for questioning. All they said was that an autopsy was done and it was conclusive that he wasn't poisoned. This autopsy was done since last week, and when we asked them why they refused to release my girlfriend and her workers when they knew she was innocent, they gave us flimsy excuses about ensuring she is really innocent beyond reasonable doubt.

I'm not allowed to say more about this whole saga as I was warned off. But I thank God anyway, she is out. And I thank you all.

Big thanks to Barrister George. I'm glad there are still people like you in this country. God bless you richly.

I also want to say a big thanks to those people who called me or tried to reach me to proffer help.

Congratulations bruh
We thank Almighty God, God Is truly great!!! May we not be not be accused of nothing we know of In Almighty God's name Amen!!! May God continue to bless the Nairalander who assisted you on this case abundantly.....
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by Toseenlove: 4:45pm On Sep 17, 2020
Respect55:

Local man is not doing again bro.
Time for marriage o will just pick one and hope for the best.

Get a Genuine Surrogate mother to have your offsprings for you and be peaceful with your life......

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Romance / Re: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by Toseenlove: 2:57pm On Sep 17, 2020
LedRock:
Account created today. Most of these accounts are created by this silly mods.

You are wise bruh, Traffic things from the as usual gullible entities. Sure Market......
Celebrities / Re: Koko Pat: I Want To Have A One Night Stand With Wizkid by Toseenlove: 7:46pm On Aug 22, 2020
Cynthiacute25:



A woman offering you s*x has given you everything already. It's a goldmine....

There's also an extra comfort you get when you are with a woman who loves you.
Absolute peace of mind

This would surely pass for the biggest Sarcasm I've ever seen In my life lol. You'll make a good Comedian Fooool...... grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Female Miseducations!!!!!! by Toseenlove: 6:36pm On Aug 22, 2020
Phenomenal16:
Gud afternoon FAM
It will be better if all our naira land queens,princesses, slay mama, what av u gather to read female miseducation
This our thread is not just for me,,,,,anybody can contribute to make it RICH
I will be dropping hint everyday ....u can also drop....
Heart break is for small gals ,,,wise up!!!!!!....before he takes u for granted ..u av to thrash him out......
Do u know u can actually bend a man...........
Do u know u av an inner power as a woman.....
Men are d weaker vessels.....

Keep d comments flooding......
Chapter 1 vs 1 to be dropped trmw.....
Much love

Lol wetin I dey read here so lol. When your mind con strong like this lol....... grin grin grin

Romance / Re: Man In Tears As His Girlfriend Rejects His Proposal In Public by Toseenlove: 6:28pm On Aug 22, 2020
Made4naijalove:
A video of a man crying by the side of a busy road after a woman turned down his public proposal has gone viral.

In the video, the man is seen going down on one knee to ask the woman to marry him. The woman didn't seem pleased and she walked away.

The man starts crying at this point and goes after the woman then kneels again.

His action caused a scene and made people gather to plead with the girl to say yes. Some even lost patience with the girl when she refused to accept the proposal.

Cars driving past slowed down to observe the spectacle.

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSXV817kz9Q

A large percentage of "Nigerian Males" are an eyesore and a disgrace to the society at large.......See the Ugliest thing the Idiot Is proposing to sef lol......

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Family / Re: Women That Allow Their Husband Beg For Sex!!! by Toseenlove: 11:28am On Aug 22, 2020
Biglittlelois:
One thing men should actually understand in this life is that, you male specie will continue to beg for sex till oblivion, whether from wife or side chick, either once or multiple times, there is no how y"all will never say "babe pls, don't do this to me" etc, So all of you forming jagaban and mastering the act of immunity nonsense ontop begging should go and sleep, you have to live with this notion and own it, it doesnt make y'all less of a man, it makes you a complete needy sexual man, which is really not that bad grin

Senseless post and Chronicles of a Pained Aunty,I can see you are really pained some reasonable men like me are Immune to begging you lot and refused to be stupid lol, Keep Whining yourself, like Sex Is Wealth, Wisdom, Prosperity, Knowledge, Peace, Food, Water, Good living, Respect etc that I will have to stress my dear self and start begging for It, Rubbish. I can never, I have never, and will never beg for Sex In my dear life. Like I would stoop so low to beg a female being for what?? Despite how Blessed, Handsome and Good looking as I am NEVER!!!! Well this may apply to Your regular Ugly, Potbellied, Lowself-Esteem, Filthy Poor/Rich Husbands, Boyfriends, & Sugar Daddies. Shove this up your C.unt and enjoy your begi begi SIMPS!!!! Case Closed.......

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