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hello kopites, been off for sometime huh? pls forgive me, i moved from UK to US this summer. it aint easy adapting to a new country. so i'm a bit unstable now. but the invincible spirit of the kop fires on . . . .

YNWA

dont get confused by deception.

the best team, from the best league, and what is more . . . .

. . . you will never walk alone

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you guys must get this into your skulls. this is politics. it is not racism. if obama were white, fox news will still be on his neck. i think we are over diagnosing racism.

4 Play:
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the

Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.

And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.

From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it.

And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light.

And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares.

From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.

In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.

As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.

And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length.

But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him.

And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.

Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.

And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”

chei, ibobabe nwanne m nwanyi e e e e, i dabala n'aka onye ara.
faketan ga emebi ibobabe very soon . .

faketan . . lee ka m gwa gi, i mana mu na gi adika, ma na inwaa anwaaa mee ibobabe ihe ga eme ya ka o bee akwa, a ga m aga straight to metropolitan police ga gwa ha ebe i na a-hide

gini wu ihe nke a sef. ada oma obula biara threadia, ihe a wu otu i ga esi chugideya till ya alaaa

m choo ibobabe a choo ebe a, mu na gi ga etinye ukwu na otu trouser. . . . . _{m ji scissors chabie gi de thing}

suffice me to say here that john McCain got better in the polls in swing states while obama was creating heroics in germany.

however, to be fair to obama . . the german publication was biased

obama did not ''vow'' to end the war ''rather than win it'' . .he wants a pull out of US troops.
he never dismissed progress as a distraction either that sounds like hannity
he is not hell bent on being liked in europe's salon. . . he would have gone to the salons instead.

he wants to re-define trans-atlantic rlshp which george jnr has damaged.

but mccain was wise too, he gently went to ohio to dine with ohioans who will definitely give him the battleground state

if only the democrats will ''disown'' abortion. i woulda been a democrat at heart. their tolerance of such heinous crime against God is irritating to say the least

Freewilly:
@ All the young Igbo girls in America, run and hide because *TOSHMANN* aka woman wrapper is now in America. The guy although nice is a womanizer and will do anything possible to get you under the sheets [ Run and don't look back]

my enemies . . they have pursued me . . even in america . . . my enemies are widespread

romeo:
chukwunna napu kwa ekwensu ike

napu ya ike nyekwanu ya onye? nke enyere idi amin, gini ka oji ya mee?

biko romanus na fake, hapunu ibobabe aka o. tupu toshmann nwa mama agara unu supreme court

wow, na wa o

unu agaghi ahapu ibobabe ka o nuora unu mmiri togboro unu iko

ihe a wu otu unu si chupusia umuoma nile n'abia na threadia

romanus, romanus akporo m gi ugboro ole. no wahala, i gaha e-change aha gi. okwa fake bu agaba ugbua. very soo o ga abu from agaba to ashawo

bikonu hapunu igbo babe o. fake i meela your hiv confirmatory test?

there seems to be so much controversy over this israel thing. me, i am igbo. i consider myself igbo. period. i really am not keen on this israel thing at all. i like israel, yes, but i don't want to be claiming another person's race. i'm igbo and proud of it. i love being igbo.

however, something has caught my fancy since i came to the US last month. BabyO may be u can help me out here. . .
i heard about the "igbo landing" have you heard any such story? it was said to be in I803 when igbo slaves from africa chose to commit suicide instead of a life of slavery. they drowned off the coast of south carolina. is it true?

i hear it is being celebrated by some blacks in south carolina. is it true?can you feed me in on this?

great speech. great crowd. great effects.
tell that to the republicans. . . german votes wont get him to the white house though

ibobabe:
fake,
mga akujikwa gi ukwu

nne bia kujie m ukwu . . . oooops _{aluola m nwanyi o}

nne bia tee mentholito n'ukwu

[size=20pt]breaking news[/size]

faketan tests positive to hiv

_{source: nairaland newsreporter}

umunna, bikonu ngwa ka anyi mee ka umunne. omeela ozo. bikonu ndi ma ka esi ekpe ekpere over to you. o wu zi ihe miracle ga agwota. faketan ujo atula gi, anyi no ya. we shall do whatever it takes. igaghi anwu. fake i ga adi  . . .hoha.

khm . . khm . . khm . . .

@ibobabe

abiala m,

o bu m bu toshmann nwa mama
anu ana agba egbe. .  o na acho condom.
agbusi gbara otele 1
eju n'efe n'elu1
akirika . . gbara igurube1

eziokwu aluola m nwanyi. yes. aluru m nwanyi ohuru. asi na ibiara oge m bu eligible bachelor, na aga school na obodo eliza, agaram adaba train gbarute ukraine nsogbu adighi. jisike.

maka ndi iberibe nilea n'erijubaghi afo, biara ichu nwa ada mara mma . . .

nkea wu for unu


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6o8NlrbHg    . . . e no go work for una

toshmann:
BabyO i ga eme m gwa ha na aha BabaO, di gi bu cyriacus

ha ha ha ha ha . . . . . . achigbuola m onwe m . . . . . tosh nwa mamaaaaaaaaa . . .

umunne biko ka m ga choo ihe m ga eri. every day BabyO asi na omere moi-moi, onweghikwa nke m na ahu. . . . .

Queenisha:
Tosh kwusi ya before ma kpoo my sister ekwitox gwa ya ihe no ebe a n'eme

BabyO i ga eme m gwa ha na aha BabaO, di gi bu cyriacus

gini mere ekwutosi? toshmann onukwube luru toshbabe ekwutosi gini di wrong

davidylan:
Kobo, being objective isnt exactly your strongest point.

Kobojunkie:
I doubt you know what it means to be objective @David. For one you should not be talking.

davidylan:
Wosai! who says criticism isnt justifiable? I'd be uncomfortable to be electing a man for such an important office on a free passage. I'm just tired of seeing criticism for criticism sake, lets be candid if Obama were white there'd be no question about who would be occupying the white house in January.

perhaps if he were white he may not have got all those african american votes en masse and may not have been nominated

davidylan:
i think there are too many people anxious to criticise Obama to show they are color neutral. I don't support Obama 100% (i can't even vote anyway) . . . but to be frank . . . i'd choose any idiot now over McSame.

but dave this is all politics. this guy was hated by the republicans too. the conservative base of the republican party was on his neck. yet he is branded by the democrats as McBush. see? it's all politics
he was virtually nominated by the moderates. and he is doing well

i'm not anti obama (like kob. . .   ) . . . . i'm just pro McCain . . and anti devil hillary

unu were nwayo n'e-change aha unu na forum a o, tupu nwa mama amaburu faketan chee na o wu agbaghobia

bikonu aluolam nwanyi o

unu mana nwunye m wu onye igbo ibo

and that o bu a babe

unu ruzie de arithmetic no n'elu the highlighted words

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=152961.msg2537581#msg2537581 date=1216662044]@4play,
And in the process, making a fool of himself as the Germans politely declined his request.[/quote]in your assesment.

his supporters think otherwise. they are most important to him. he needs the votes and not your intellectual assesment of his decisions.

Kobojunkie:
Now you are just rambling @Toshman. It is politics is the reason why it is being discussed as it is. I am not sure if you have a point or anything to offer but if not, I suggest you please go ahead and address others and skip my posts here. I have absolutely no clue what you are trying to argue if anything.

try and skip mine too . . . .

phew . . .thank God

they all travelled. wether europe, afghanistan or mexico. . . they all travelled. must obama make the exact travels of McCain? these peeps are politicians and they know what is relevant for their campaigns. if McCain feels travelling to the moon will boost his campaign . . . fine. . . . if obama feels travelling to ajegunle will help his campaign fine. dont ask me if McCain trav elled to europe or if he gave a speech

this is politics . . get it.

after all hannity said they dont know obama that is why they go for his associates. . . well you dont know him yet he knew his pastor for 20yrs, knew some linkage in indonesia with some one questionable. . .when obama was just 6 yrs old, . . . etc . . alla politics

get it into your skull, this is politics. McCain plays it well too. Hillary wa bullyish about it. and only Heaven knows what will happen if Bill joins the campaign.

i agree with you dave on most issues except one thing. . . . . . this cant continue.

correct me if i'm wrong, i seem to understand that you prefer to leave the situation as it is. since the reasonable options have failed, we may as well keep the war/conflict/struggle etc going on. it's got to stop somehow. i may not know how, but something has to happen.

the God of the Bible loves Palestinians too. after all he created them. something has to happen. i'm at my wits end . . . agreed. . . but i dont want to accept that all avenues have been tried without success therefore we should forget it. no, i'm all for keep on trying.

Queenisha:
Ibobabe i maka.
abu m nwanyi
I wish na m nwere nwanne Nwoke n'acho nwanyi
but in case i cho recommendation.

Uche2nna bu ezigbo mmadu

Toshmann anugo nwanyi dizi single

Romeo is a grandfather

agaba ji umunwanyi ato

Ikomi n'eme 419

Presido di manageable

echelon,I'm still watching

otele choro i ga na bed

Ozioma nwere nwunye bekee

joking

Chukwu gozie ndiIgbo dum Amen

ndi iro m abiala

ndi iro m agbaala plural

ibobabe gbachi ha nkiti.

adi m very very single

the bloody soldier should have pointed the gun to his head. . . . _{just joking}

well i guess there is a lot of problem with law and order in the region. which is why i keep insisting that this violence must end somehow. both sides have to do something otherwise we'll have more photos like this every second.

i am not criticising israel(in case you are refering to me)

i am only insisting that israel should not keep that option off the table permanently. this war should not be accepted as normal. something that has to continue forever. no

i cant suggest hezbollah take the initiative for talks for obvious reasons. they are barbaric. fine. agreed. but the civilised israel can always start something.

the US and UK and EU/UN can mediate. they have tried and failed, but failure is not an excuse for despondency. try again and agian until something happens or until better ideas come up . . . .etc

@ vigacomplex( )

1. i dont think derailing obama is racism. i think it's simply politics. john kerry was derailed too. he was said to have had an illegitimate child and his war record was challenged. what could be worse. it is politics, not racism

2. obama is not better than all the republican candidates. it is a subjective assesment by you

3.Bush and McCain are not the same thing. that is the story Obama and co are selling. . . politics

4. Obama was aided somehow by his skin color. his skin color was an advantage as well as a disadvantage. . .how many times do record numbers of AA vote overwhelmingly for one candidate in a primary. same way bill clinton was an advantage as well as a disadvantage for hillary. same way as McCain's rlshp with bush is an advantage and disadvantage for him.

5. this is politics. . . get it into your skull. it aint racism. obama had millions of white voters and fund raisers. no white person complains. if a black person votes for hillary/McCain all AA will scream sell-out. who then is the racist.

in politics anything can happen. in 2000 republican primaries . . it was rumoured that john McCain had an illegitimate chils with an asian prostitute. . . lol . . . .it turned out that the child was an asian girl his wife adopted. . . . lol . . so dont think Obama will escape the hard politics simply b/c he is black.

@kobo

why do you single out obama's travel for criticism. they all travelled and in 2008 travelling to europe seems to be important in the election unlike in 1960. these are different times, different generations and stop using kennedy's campaign methods to judge the methods of a 2008 campaign. kennedy never used the internet to raise fund in 1960, did he?

Kobojunkie:
Correct me if I am wrong, did all the above mentioned go out to Europe in the same manner as Obama is doing right now before taking office?


_{ps: I so hate posts that involve this sort of back and forth but I am bored out of my mind here and needed something to distract self, while I think.}

correct me if i'm wrong, is 1960 the same as 2008?

i am pro McCain, but i'm not anti-Obama   (i was anti hillary though she played horribly derogatory politics)

unless somebody is utterly delusional here. . . .we all know that evrything that has been going on in McCain's, Obama's, Hillary's life in the past 10-15 months is politically motivated . . .from obama's denial of his church/pastor, hillary's sudden love for fox news, McCain's sudden cisit to african american communities etc etc etc etc etc are all in order to get to the oval office. the jibjab.com stuff said it all . . .as a joke. . . but it is true
we know. that's part of democracy

o di nma nne