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chakula: But she can be a virgin in Christian heaven abi?

who needs a virgin, let her come as she is . .

we love ya bashir . . . . youre leading the way for 21st century islam for women

and people wonder why nigerians don't respect, love or honor their soldiers like the americans do

"To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to Islam."

wetin this one come no mean?

shouldn't it be . .

"To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to ANYBODY."

anyways, @topic
i wish all moslems are like this

@bashir-hot-model

Jungle society

achi4u: Torch Nwa-amama ezigbota ugba di o!



emmmh! Maria alugo di...onye middle belt.

so sad nwanne.

Taaaa!
Achi mechie onu osiso

Maria nkem? No way!!!!!

Shi ngaa gbalaga ugbua

Bia achi, ihuru Maria?
Ahubekwa m Maria m kemgbe week abuo
Udo odikwa?

Yes
We're the hottest guys in the world

If I put up my photo now, babes will start fighting for viewing rights

firestar:
Careful with the embers...
You're giving me ideas toshmann.

Which ideas did I give you?

Wetin come stop you from creating Hausa thread? Those who created the other threads didn't need any permission to do so.

[quote author=isale_gan2]Some observations:

Thread is all about Ifyalways. lol. Where is she anyway?[/quote]she's preparing for her 9th wedding to her 11th husband

Toshmann took a real beating; I hope he chose one of the sketches as his profile pic - you know which one I'm thinking about. So embarrassing.

wetin you come no mean?

odumchi: Enyi, kee kwan nke bu "GCFR ochiagha"? O di ka I chefuola na o bukwaghi munwa bu Eze unu; aha Eze unu za Onlytruth.

Gaghariwa Chota Feilicia Rafuru-arafu

nnaa winter alaala o . . . . . heat abiawala obele obele . . . . . umuagbogho agbawala oto . . . . . a-kele-wu uto alabekee . . . . gbuo m m'anwuo . . .

adaobi123: I managed to pick up some words here. Can someone translate please

toshmann: lol . . ada apuola m . . mu na gi na akpa o na eme m ka . . . . . . . child abuse . . .. jisike

lol, ada i.m out, chatting with you feels like child abuse, cheers

. . biko unu treat-ia otele fine . . . the boy wu last born anyi na threadia na akpa anyi obioma . . . meenu ya ofuma ka odi happy

pls treat otele well, he is our last born in this thread and he makes us laugh happily . . treat him well so he may also be happy

before ya abaa mammiri na bed

lest he bedwets

lol . . ada apuola m . . mu na gi na akpa o na eme m ka . . . . . . . child abuse . . .. jisike . . biko unu treat-ia otele fine . . . the boy wu last born anyi na threadia na akpa anyi obioma . . . meenu ya ofuma ka odi happy

before ya abaa mammiri na bed

adaobi123:

I'll tell ya when I'm adult

good

adaobi123: I'll be 20 soon

I don't do bed times

soon= not yet

20 gbaliri . . . but irebeghi 20 yet, mgbe iruru 20 let us know . . . until then . . . . 19 . . . which is almost same as 17 . . . .

and it's bed time

adaobi123: Yes I am a young adult

And that is Final

ok, young adult . . . 17 na 19 wukwa almost de same

onwekwarike bed time ya eruola
no blame de guy

adaobi123: The guy bu nwata

now u agree

but how'bout u? ibughi nwata?
ooops, i forgot . . . i wu young-adult

adaobi123: Stop calling us umuaka. Team young adults. and yes we are back.

Don't mind otele. Bush man

nke a ga egbuchazi otele final

umuakayoung-adults a abiakwala ozo
otele amakwala udo biko nnaa . . ada was pulling ya legs

ihula ihe m ji si na iwu nwatakiri . . . imaghi how to handle a joke from nwayi

nne3870: We also have repentant criminals in the southwest of nigeria especially those yahoo-yahoo and ritual killers littered over there. Fg should grant amnesty to them cos they need it the more.

Ah, that reminds me, I also used our cat for rituals

I'm a criminal
I need amnesty
With $1million

I slept with my wife's best friend.
I stole my wife's wedding ring and used it for gambling.
I even slapped her sister for not letting me sleep with her.

I'm a criminal
Pls where's my amnesty?
I need $1million for rehab

DANILSA: Ole ebe Young PIKIN adults ndia gara
onwere onye huru otele and the two Adas
okwa Umuaka Adults ndia egbubeghi Otele with disclamer

Nnaa umuaka ndi ahu kpara m obioma yesterday

Odika ha agaala break time.
Otele has gone to lick his wounds

And by the way igwabeghi anyi ihe mere darfur.

ifyalways: lol

Tosh o dibeghi late.
Ihe a mu na Nwa Darfur mega ugbu a owu marriage?Enyi a, anya m ka dikwa n'ahia

Aka n'ebe akwa ihe mere darfur, gi na acho the next person I ga egbu.
Tosh nwa mama achoghi onwu yet

Otele di lucky, asi na ikpa ra ya aka, o gara ebute oria n'enweghi aha.

Ify hapu m aka. Odika imaghi na Maria na Agu threadia everyday.

donez: Jezzz sekondiri skul ise?..Nwanyi for dat matter, o dika i bu akpa nsogbu back den

Ify añuwala cigar before ya agawa ije.
Ify ebiela London, Ireland, Italy, Spain, Jo'burg, Calcutta, Brisbane etc before ya end-ia up na Ghana. Ify gara secondary school ise before ya ele waec. Still oka n'ele waec. Ify eleghi JAMB but o gara university ano, including university of London. Ajukwala m how!

Asi na m matara Ify in time, onweghi ihe mere m ji gaghi alu ya. By hook or by condom Crook. ify wu enigma

jmoore: @toshmann, nsogbu adiro.

Abum nwafo anambra, onye ogbunike no na oyi LGA mana amurum na aba, abia state.

Eheee! Ugbua ka ibiara. Ndewo nwanne mmadu. Ifyalways( ifynkwa) wukwa Onye anambra steti. Omakwa aba very well. Inshort Ify ma many places owughi nani aba. asikwala na m kwuru

Ndewo.
Ifyyyyyyyy bia leee nwanne gi Nwoke o!!!!!
Bia nabata ya n'ogbako Igbo nairalandi.

jmoore: chei. asusu anyi ala mmoo. kedu ndi na asu bekee ebe a?

Nwanne imebeghi onwe gi introduce introdunkowa, gi buru Uzo n'eme criticize.
Anyi na anwa nga Ike anyi ha. Ufodu umunne anyi amuru ala bekee anaghi anu ha Igbo but yet ha na agbali bia ebe a, so anyi kwuo na Igbo anyi detu n'oyibo ka ha n'aghotakwa ihe a n'ako.

Lee nwatakiri nwa okorobia Ana akpo otele, amuru ya na London, omaghi asu Igbo nke Oma yet o n'agbali n'ede ya ede. Ma ndi ozo di ka Adaobi na agbali kwa . Odighi mfe mana anyi na anwa.

Ify nakwa e-check-i .

Otele erubeghi 15 ya amaburu nwa holland muru ya amu. Mgbe de girl matara na enyi ya Nwoke wu nwatakiri ya agbalaa holland otele choro Ima udo.

Now otele si na ochoro Onye Igbo , ya ahu gi chowa ichu gi.
My only concern wu ka somebody jide ya aka before otele achuwa Nwoke Ibe ya. Ima umuaka ala bekee ndia, amaghi m way ha.

o di lucky. Asi na ikuru ya solid ifynkwa, ahu ya ahu n'eme ya irukwuru-irukwuru ga a hu nwiii by force

I believe otele ka wu virgin sha. Just a noisy one.

yep, nightclub
ciao

adaobi123: Looool

How do you know all of this ? Are you his uncle.

i knew him in london. i also stayed in middlesex between 2005-2008. he was a very little kid then. very smart. i introduced him to nairaland and he just joined and debated like an adult. he could barely speak igbo but he could write it reasonably well.

his dad took him to nigeria every year and his mum cant speak igbo i think she's from jamaica or T&T