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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 2:08pm On May 04, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin Otele hasnt done anything.

Errr sorry I meant our "E-love" tongue

Keeping your mouth is better for us all tongue grin wink
I'm not talking about otele. Of course otele ga a wu virgin. What does he know? Nani noise making. M na ekwu maka . . . .. . . . . . . . lipsrsealed
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 2:06pm On May 04, 2013
Hahahahaha
These kids again. Biko modella na spike kedu ihe wu iwe unu Biko. Who de release akamu grin

Una no go kill me with laff grin grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 1:59pm On May 04, 2013
adaobi123: Otele dont mind toshmann.....his jealouus of our love grin tongue

@bolded Dalu toshmann smiley
Lol grin
Adaobi o di ka I wu Onye job cheesy , you don de job otele abi grin , ihula small boy I ga arugbu grin
"He is jealous of our love" --> eziokwu? grin
Okay o, ka m mechie onu. lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Religious Crisis In Wukari, Taraba State!!! by toshmann(m): 1:56pm On May 04, 2013
The Clown: Those Christians and people of other religion beside Islam in the south who feel no pity for Xtains in the north but instead, lump all northerners together and make cynical comments here, may you experience what xtains in the are experiencing. You close your eyes to palpable and very glaring evils Islam wherever it is practiced and in whatever form and come here to point fingers to both the people oppressing and the people being oppressed, pretending we are all one. Don't worry, Muslims will continue to oppress and kill, and we will continue to defend ourselves as best as we can. Our heads might be bloody, but never will it be bowed. But I assure you people in comfort zones one fact, if they succeed in destroying us, you will be next no matter your faith! (Just do some deep thinking, if this happen to us, it might be your turn tomorrow, or that of your children!)

They will not succeed in Jesus' name.
I can assure you that true Christians feel your pain and are praying for peace in your state.
Politics › Re: Religious Crisis In Wukari, Taraba State!!! by toshmann(m): 1:48pm On May 04, 2013
kishimi8: you are funny in all the crises that happen in wukari who instigates it,., yesterdays crises on (friday) i was in wukari i barely managed to escape from the mosque i was praying my friday prayers,. we were just about to start praying when gun shots started outside the mosque,. we were attacked ,., all our houses burnt before we could even get to our homes,.,. i bare managed to get to abuja this morning .,, after hitching a ride on the outskirts of the accursed hometown of mine
Thank God u made it. What is the governor doing about this regular crisis. What has the president ( if any) done about it?

Take heart, but don't call your hometown accursed. It's some confused citizens who have no idea about the damage they are causing that are accursed.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 1:43pm On May 04, 2013
Otele mummy gi onyeghachila gi laptop-u gi grin
Adaobi n'aja gi eze.

Ada foto gi makwara mma o wink
Onye ka gi na ya nu? O wu enyi gi Nwoke. (Apologies to otele tongue )
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 7:03am On May 04, 2013
Darfur gnite. Ima na 2.00 am wu ihe kuga ebe a. Alakpuola m. Ka chi boo
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 7:02am On May 04, 2013
My friend jiri ya nwayo. Anu mpam tongue
I mean Ify na ako m onu everytime.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 7:00am On May 04, 2013
Ahubeghi m Maria kemgbe onwa abuo sad
Obi etiwaala m kemgbe ahu.
Ify ji m agbaga bolu since that time.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:58am On May 04, 2013
[quote author=pres-elect]oleeekwanu mgbe otele jiri bido chuwa nwayi undecided[/quote]Darfur nwanne m, nke a wu ihe anyi na ahuzi o, odika otele agbaala aji amu finally undecided
The boy don de grow small small. Adaobi wukwa senior ya o, although ha wu roughly about same age. But otele just na amaghari the girl na ahu grin
Politics › Re: Ethno-religious Riot In Taraba, Somebody Pls Confirm? by toshmann(m): 6:56am On May 04, 2013
penzino: I am safe by His Grace
Good to know this
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:42am On May 04, 2013
[quote author=pres-elect]onye wukwa adaobi?
otele gi buzi timekeeper or what undecided[/quote]Adaobi wu de latest hot-chick nu na threadia. Otele na anwuru the girl grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:28am On May 04, 2013
Darfur lekwe Ify gi buru. Gwa ya ka o hapu m aka o angry

Toshmann nwa mama choro asampete ishi juru oyi. Owughi enyiumuokorobia dika Ify, o ha eji m gworo ogwu ego grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:53am On May 04, 2013
Ifynkwa grin
Ihe ji gi jishiri gi Ike grin
Legodi udo ilulu nna gi gwara gi, ilulu with ara akpu n'onu grin
Nna gi wukwa solidity o wink
But Ify why I ga eji ahapu darfur di gi mgbe o nu n'ute oria angry
Even sef igwabeghi anyi ihe mere everytime darfur na oria, kemgbe oji mata gi. Anyi ncha n'eze gi eze na threadia o, onweghikwa Onye choro inwu yet, definitely not nwa mama grin

Ifynkwa grin Ify Biko imara ebe idebere Maria m, kpoputara m ya Biko, eji m akpa amu darfur na ario gi grin
Politics › Re: Ethno-religious Riot In Taraba, Somebody Pls Confirm? by toshmann(m): 5:39am On May 04, 2013
kasiem: After the northerners must have finished depopulating themselves I'll see the people who will vote for buhari. Our soldiers abeg we need baga masacre in taraba. Up Gej
Is taraba north? I thought its middle-belt. Anyways, about the massacre by soldiers, I remember when I was in Nigeria, soldiers invaded odi, wiped it out. People kept quiet, next was Zaki-Biam, people kept quiet, next Baga, people kept quiet, next. . . . . who knows? If we keep silent, this will continue and we know not which village will be next. That's the history of humanity. Evil condoned is evil entrenched.
Be careful what you ask for, bc you may well get it.

I Toshmann, have "spoken" cool
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 12:28am On May 04, 2013
Hmmmn,

[size=5pt]Toshmann just passing by[/size]
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 12:13am On May 04, 2013
Ify enyi umuokorobia cheesy

Ihula nwa darfur, jukwa ya one time.
King Tut di mma. M na acho $50 m ga eji kpota ya check up for the summer. Ima na summer di uto. Umuagbogho agbawala oto cheesy , and King Tut is needed maka m choro iga another trip. O di ka o ga awu Atlanta or DC metro-area. Ka m ga "legharia Anya" wink

Bikonu kedu Maria m ooo.

Meanwhile Ify kwusi ichughari m angry
Ichoro igbu m.
Politics › Re: Ethno-religious Riot In Taraba, Somebody Pls Confirm? by toshmann(m): 10:32pm On May 03, 2013
penzino: All dis mods self, na wa for them ooo, sumtin dat can save lives is not on the front page? Smh for them... If its one slut showing her cleavage and her ass now, it will be on the front page....mtchew
may be it's bc nairalanders will rather watch cleavage and butt than raw murder of fellow humans.
anyway i guess it's in the front page now.

but why are you busy in nairaland when you should be getting away from danger? or are you safe where you are at the moment?

pls people, those in wukari area, run for cover FIRST, before making posts in nairaland abego
Culture › Re: What Are The Things You Like About Other Ethnic Groups And Tribes? by toshmann(m): 9:29pm On May 03, 2013
somalia9: i like the somalis of somalia who speak somali and have the somali culture which is most high and who live the somali way and when asked who they are respond and say I AM SOMALI
and when asked for a nairaland name they take somali9 . . .
and when asked about what they like about OTHER ethnic groups they talk about somalis . . .
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:26pm On May 03, 2013
[quote author=pres-elect]ndi nile ji aham gbara ashiri, ma mdi si na m nwuola, ma ndi si na m dara ibi, ihere mee unu ncha bc muwa wu darfur ka di ndu. na m gara mee operation n'afo no mean say i don kpeme

ify, darfur ka nu ya o cheesy , no leave no transfer cool
love m ka di hot, hapuchaa maka valenbtine day exhibit, owu just ka ana ekwu, mana gi wu onye m lovuru wink

ify oooooooo. trial marriage anyi ka dikwa hot o[/quote]haaa!!! shocked shocked darfur . . . i ka dikwa ndu cheesy
ifylacious ifuliana bia lere darfur o. grin
Politics › Re: Religious Crisis In Wukari, Taraba State!!! by toshmann(m): 9:25pm On May 03, 2013
oh Lawdy!!
a nightmare that never ends . . . . .
this tragedy called nigeria sad
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 9:23pm On May 03, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin grin grin grin

Toshmann hahahahaha

dont mind mr cork hes a stalker tongue
lol. where is otele by the way, i guess his mama has seized his laptop again grin

hmm, stalkers and victims . . . grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 4:06am On May 02, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...Ok, Sweeeery adaobi123...pls show me yor picture quickly... juss wanna check if it will make my *KONDO* stand up!! wink[/quote]
adaobi123: you can check my profile undecided tongue
shocked oteleeeeeeeeeee!!!! shocked
Otele come and see o shocked shocked
Otele Adaobi don waka comot o. She's gone to find her mate grin

Sorry poor otele, e go better. Just go and read ya books. It's okay, finish high school first.

Chei, Adaobi you mean o. Na so you break otele's foolish heart grin
Travel › Re: Do U Enjoy Flying? by toshmann(m): 6:57pm On May 01, 2013
samoyin: Fear is simply F-alse E-vidence A-ppearing R-eal
now i love this quote. if i overcame all the fears i had in life, i woulda been something else by now . . . . .

[size=5pt]at least i for get that girl i wanted so much when i was a teenager[/size] undecided grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:40pm On May 01, 2013
but anyhow nwa mama ga n'enwe obioma from time to time . . .

tosh aguru uri . . "oge samu n'achi imo, samu mbakwe . . " egwu

nwata jechaa high institutionu n'onitcha, ogba ma inaga
nwata jechaa high intitutionu n'owerre, k.k na pepper grin
. . . . ogu su n'ala imo, imo anyi abaralanu oku o grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:37pm On May 01, 2013
the thing egbuola m final. owu udi ihe a mere m ji choghin e-fall-u in love at all.
leenu m anya now sad , one month ahubeghi m my sweetie sad
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:32pm On May 01, 2013
ndi arabanko cheesy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sBOseFQUuQ

taxi du-river grin
danfo duriver grin
k.k na pepper grin

ojukwu bucket again grin grin grin grin grin grin



egwu nkwa cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:28pm On May 01, 2013
o choochi, faketan ijishikwara onye nke a ike o.
ATMChick, nsogbu adighi, ka m ga zuo ike grin

elee egwu arabanko m ka m gbawa jare
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 1:22am On May 01, 2013
Meanwhile faketan, Felicia si m juo gi ihe mere iji choghi iza phone calls ya. O si na the cheque inyere ya yesterday mere bounce na bank grin

So while gi na ATMCard na eme romance, Mara ma I ga eji style hu felicia taa na echi. Before the babe agbakaa
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 1:20am On May 01, 2013
Na look I de look una cool
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 1:19am On May 01, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...sweeery we need to mate....no loong thing....seriously!! undecided[/quote]
adaobi123: grin grin grin grin grin

so where is it going to happen ?
shocked shocked shocked
Whaaaat!
Otele!!!!!!

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