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adaobi123: Guy you know

daz wazzap

Yes o
Make I go back work o. My boss na woman, before she begin think say I be lazy naijan. I want to be in her good books bc I'm targeting her lips for kissing someday, and not Mr Cork's lips


Mr cork, .
Enjoy ya self bro. No touch Adaobi o, I go tell someone that lives in London not far from her o.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....WOTEVER!!! [/quote]Why u de vex?
I no gi kiss you .
If you like twist face like taribo west

See all these babes here, beside me, I nova kiss them, na ya cigar mouth I go come kiss

adaobi123: sorry for your loses.

Just visit na, jus go and do big guy. Americana dude

But when you fine a wifey, abi you will go back (for wedding etc) ?

Back for wetin? De no de do wedding for here?

Which kind big guy I wan go do? I'm natural. I love being myself. Even if I'm president of the US I'll still be myself. I hate all these pomposity foreigners do when they go home, as if abroad na heaven.

Infact if I get home na suya and nkwobi, ugba and okporoko, ngwo-ngwo and other pure Nigerian cuisine I go de chop

adaobi123: but still, can I see your picture ?

Ada, I'm about 10yrs older than you. Why you wan see my photo? Lol.
Kids these days na wa o. When I was 20, my female classmates were so satisfied by us they didn't need any old guy around. I hope . . .

But anyway I'm too old for ya
I'm a bad person. You are innocent, girl. Keep away from me, I'm Looking for already bad older babes, like 25 yrs and above. Make heaven no Punish me for spoiling innocent kids

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....Totoman..bro, u want to kiss me instead? [/quote]Taa tufiakwa pooof kpoof kosb
Shahs hdhdhd. Us hdhdhd

Amadioha no go gree. How I go kiss man? What will happen to all these sweet sweet lips of babes I see everyday. Noooooooo abeg bros carry ya cigar mouth comot Biko.

adaobi123: Ewooo !

Lol

Idowuogbo: Umumkpi asewo! Chei! Na ur own I c.repent!

When the pastor repents me i go repent too, until then, I remain a serial monogamist.
Proud Pervert

ItsModella:

*sighs* post your photos for me to confirm

See these kids o. Una wan jam una uncle abi

adaobi123: errrr toshmann upload pic, lemme analyse you !

Ada I'm not 20yrs o. Go meet younger dudes. I be oldie with a young heart
I'm over 30. I have started using condom before you were born

Idowuogbo: True... Bia, u single?

Forever single. Even if I marry, I'm still single

In my dictionary single means adult.

ItsModella:

toshmann is such a pervert...chai!!

A very handsome one

adaobi123: Waz holding you ? Ticket prices ?

No motivation to go home. The people I grew up with have all left owerre,
My grandmother is dead, my mother is gone, my dad is here, ally family is here, wetin I wan go do for Naija? Kidnappers fit even lynch me

Also check my tag on what I hate about Nigeria.

And finally ticket prices it ain't easy from here you know.

adaobi123: Age doesnt matter

Ok, I'll take that message to otele

Hia
Nnaa lekwanu faketan na PDA o

adaobi123:

I couldn't help it. It was too funny.

But wait when was the last time you went to naija ?

My sister e don tey o.
About 8yrs now.
If I go home now I go resemble foreigner. Obasanjo was president when I left.

adaobi123:

I have a laugh disease - like seriously, I laugh too much

I love that. Had it been you were older I woulda been interested in you. I love a good laughter. I just love it. Laughers don't hate.

Continue the spirit mu sister

adaobi123: THIS GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR.

I'm dead

Lol. No die o.

dubem3: Like ur tag wasn't good enough, you had to add this. You got me laughing so hard I had to comment before I came to the end of the whole thing.
Keduzi ka esi agba gi egbe obulu kondom ka gi mpka? Guy chegharia oh

Laughter is good for the soul my dear. And it's free, enjoy

adaobi123: @bolded

I didnt see that post

Ada make U no get heart attack with laff o

adaobi123: toshmann your tag

it gave me chest pain

Lol
Na who I be na! So imaghi? Gaa juo ndi ma m far back,

ckkris: Adaobi123, you're too much. But warn that TOSHMAN O, if he continues to de lewekwu, make im know say kondom de disappoint.

Don't worry yourself dude, my middle name na anwuanwu ( die hard ). I've started using condoms before condoms were invented.

Nothing mega.
Yours faithfully, Toshmann Nwa Mama,

the anu Ana agba egbe o n'acho condom 1 of umumkpi

adaobi123:

Heheheeee I go talk o, in the other thread you kiss a guy name otele( butt) now you kiss another guy named cork.
Ha! What is it with you and guys with genital nomenclature?

ATMC: public display of affection

Ok? Inu na military? Maka m nuru ihe a n'onu otu Onye airforce di na Dayton. O si m na odighi allowed ime PDA while wearing the military uniform.

ItsModella: *falls from zuma rock*

very interesting family you come from.

Nne no fall o
Na we we

Hmm, faketan na this ATMCredit/card
Okay o, Goodluck.

Nne kedukwanu nke wu PDA?

Hmm, otele na mummy ya
Umuaka , odika mama otele anarala ya laptop ya again. Si ya it's nap time

Ajebota

InvertedHammer:
We Nigerians are frustrated. And once frustrated you can only attack the people nearest to you.
So as e be now, Igbo go dey attack Yoruba; Yoruba go dey attack Igbo.
Igbo and Yoruba go dey attack Hausa. And the cycle continues...

It is our own way of venting. Whether called or uncalled for, na matter for another day.


I hope that answers your question

I think it does answer my question, but I think we should try our best to mellow down a bit.

In most societies it's the good guys vs the bad guys. But here it's good and bad igbos vs good and bad Yorubas. Etc so if a good Yoruba does something, good igbos and bad igbos team up to pull him down, and vice versa.
Pathetic, if you ask me.

Anyway, thanks for answering.

ItsModella: yeah, he had a very interesting title.

We all do in my family
Here's my title I didn't add there--->
Toshmann Nwa mama, the anu Ana agba egbe o n'acho condom 1 of umumkpi

InvertedHammer: E be like say na only Igbo people sabi use internet



Where all the omo now?

Is it possible to do something in Nigeria without tribalism? I didn't even notice the tribe of the people posting.

ItsModella: I don die

No die o, d'you like my great grad father?

adaobi123: Its easy, answer the questions below.

1. What’s your Nigerian name?

classified

2. Were you Born in Nigeria?

YES

3. Favourite Nigerian movie?

IGODO

4. Favourite Nigerian song? (sing it & not add background music. LOL)

a) Teta nu n'ura by christy essien igbokwe
b) Ije Enu by Celestine ukwu

5. Favourite Nigerian food?

Fried yam with fried ripe plantain and egg stew with akamu chei!!!!, if you add poison to it I will still eat it

6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ?

8 yrs ago , will try and go home next year.

7. What tribe are you?

IGBO , Proud and Strong

8. Say something in your tribal language?

ara di n'obi n'eme ka amu kwee!!

9. What do you like most about Nigeria?

The food

10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?

Almost everything else

11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames?

Toshmann/anwuanwu/agwo/mbekwu/agwo ojoo/ etc

12. What makes you different from other Nigerians?

I am Toshmann the Great, the first, the crown prince of umumkpi, the first son of the great ezeala1 of umumkpi, . . . . conqueror of the british empire.
grandson of ezemkpoto1 of umumkpi
great grandson of eleweukwu1 of umumkpi . . . . hero of the war of attrition of 1849.
great-great grandson of adagaduga . . . founder of the ancient kindgom of umumkpi and leader of the great migration from the land of adigboloja in the valley of zambezi to umumkpi just east of the niger
If that doesn't make me unique, I wonder what will

13. Do you speak your language?

SURE!!! Kedukwanu ihe m ji wuru nwa Afro Igbo

14. Do you speak pidgin English?

yes o, I de carry pidgin solve maths, carry am pursue fine babes wey no sabi speak mama Eliza engrish, I carry pidgin pass JAMB self

15. What around your house represents your culture?

Artwork and paintings from owerri, traditional clothes from Nigeria, language, occasional Naija cuisines, my name, ME

16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture?

I don't give them the chance, when they see me they know I'm a no nonsense nigga not to be f-cked with
So the worst I've got is " your English is very good, how long have you been in America?"
Answer___nigeria is an English speaking country modafoka, we learnt English growing up, and yes, even Nigeria has good schools too

Phew!!! This one pass immigration form o

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]Aids exist. NOT HIV[/quote]hehehehehehehehehe
toshmann be polite pls. . . ok . . i'll be nice . .

dude, this statement goes contrary to scientific information, it beats general knowledge . . infact, with all due respects, it makes less sense than nonsense
what the f-ck are you talking about?

toshmann alaa old skool mood
nke a wu maka baby oku di ka ify
ify=juliana, ify+juliana=ifuliana


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