₦airaland Forum

fergie001:
Urinating na water abeg.

Oya open mouth make I piss inside since na water

Akshow: I'm not surprised. She is way too sophisticated for that man.

She is not that sophisticated although very pretty. They are both in the same class

leonard509: Who is the strongest 'Super Hero' so far?
We have had many super heroes right from our childhood days. So many have inspired us some have vanquished our worst villians.
From Superman to Batman...GreenLantern to Hulk...Thor to Spiderman.
Now who is the strongest?
:::
To me, I think it is the "Green Lantern" guy. . . .the only thing he has to over come is fear. .!

Afterwhich every other action will be taken care off by his imagination. .!

To counter my hero, you'll have to post scenarios . .
I in return, will reply you with my hero's counter response..


Lets hear you views.
Plz dnt insult me if you are pissed with my post. .abeg!!!

WOLVERINE

emmydeep: The family of airtel nigeria, wish to announce the untimely death of airtel nigeria.
Airtel nigeria died yesterday 3rd of december, 2013 after a brief cancer of vote of no confidence past on it for none performance, embezllment, theft and 419 by over 40,000,000 nigerian youths of the online constituency.

Untill its death, airtel was the leader of the internet service providers association of nigeria.
It was gatherd that its wickedness towards its family members made them to also reject its corpse.

Airtel was burried in the evil forest according to traditional rights. It was also gatherd that all its family members gatherd together the only gift it gave them while alive (airtel sim) and
burried it alongside.

Left to celebrate its death are; globacom, etisalat, mtn and others to numerous to mention.
Left to mourn him are nairaland, linda ikeji, seun osewa, naija loaded, and over 40,000,000 youths in nigeria.

Airtel's judgement has long begun and will be in hellfire soon.

Final verdict! Airtel i have burnt your sim oo oo oo.

Your just deceiving yourself. Airtel is here to stay

Chaleeee: Yes we do!


I can't believe I'm the first to comment on this thread. I want to thank the spirit of my late mother for standing by me to achieve this great feat. I also want to thank my siblings for their support on this endeavour. I also send my sincere appreciation to MTN for making their network functional at the time I commented on this thread. And the biggest praise goes to almighty God for his protection and guidiance.
To the Nairaland family I say shalom. It is never an easy thing to be FTC. Keep trying hard. You will surely get there.

Thanks
*drops mic*

WHO BE THIS?

duality: na 30k

Who on earth pays 243k to some one; just for being a graduate.

Whats wrong with paying 243k to a graduate?

Abegy, why didn't they attach pictures?

Na wa oh

Its not opening at all. This is absolute bullshit. Who send them message? As a nairaland said, everything now takes longer to open

What makes you think she is actually a widow? She did the wrong thing and deserved to be punished

alfredo4u: I was offered 3million without paying back and at the same time a job of 75k with a company.

I'm asked to chose one.


Pals, if u are in my shoes what will you do?

Candid advise needed pls. No insults

If you know you can do business and have good ideas, take the 3M but if you feel otherwise, kindly opt for the job especially if there is a career path

If you can sleep with him, why can't you cook for him?

Abegy, which kind parol

There is nothing new or interesting about yookos.

This is silly

This one na yeye ruler

24yr old in secondary school. Am i the only one seeing that part of the story?

Will sell you a neater Golf4 with allow rims, AC, fzbric seat, power windows etc for 450k

I am more than impressed. God is good

owolabifunke14: E no consin me, how much I get for bank?

obviously

No wonder, na you first comment

Na wa oh

Affordable my ass

Whats the asking price cos i seem to be confused with 1.3M and 900k, after that we can talk about inspection

Its the old generation or archaic minded people that think like that

You for even try wash the car.

Hmmmm

Its been horrible

Whats this? Looks horrible

hot n cold: Me?




I enjoying cooking tea,fried egg with bread


What about you?

Noodles

Foxy_Flow: the cork does nt look sophisticated enough

Its a beer Oga not a bottle of liquor

When you download the app, it will give you the option while installing. Dont let anyone come and shine here abeg