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Celebrities / Re: Funmi Martins’ Daughter, Mide’s Marriage Crashes Over Infidelity by toskut(m): 9:25am On Dec 09, 2013
Akshow: I'm not surprised. She is way too sophisticated for that man.
She is not that sophisticated although very pretty. They are both in the same class

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TV/Movies / Re: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by toskut(m): 8:26am On Dec 05, 2013
leonard509: Who is the strongest 'Super Hero' so far?
We have had many super heroes right from our childhood days. So many have inspired us some have vanquished our worst villians.
From Superman to Batman...GreenLantern to Hulk...Thor to Spiderman.
Now who is the strongest?
:::
To me, I think it is the "Green Lantern" guy. . . .the only thing he has to over come is fear. .!

Afterwhich every other action will be taken care off by his imagination. .!

To counter my hero, you'll have to post scenarios . .
I in return, will reply you with my hero's counter response..


Lets hear you views.
Plz dnt insult me if you are pissed with my post. .abeg!!!

WOLVERINE
Phones / Re: The Untimely Death Of Airtel Nigeria. by toskut(m): 8:23am On Dec 05, 2013
emmydeep: The family of airtel nigeria, wish to announce the untimely death of airtel nigeria.
Airtel nigeria died yesterday 3rd of december, 2013 after a brief cancer of vote of no confidence past on it for none performance, embezllment, theft and 419 by over 40,000,000 nigerian youths of the online constituency.

Untill its death, airtel was the leader of the internet service providers association of nigeria.
It was gatherd that its wickedness towards its family members made them to also reject its corpse.

Airtel was burried in the evil forest according to traditional rights. It was also gatherd that all its family members gatherd together the only gift it gave them while alive (airtel sim) and
burried it alongside.

Left to celebrate its death are; globacom, etisalat, mtn and others to numerous to mention.
Left to mourn him are nairaland, linda ikeji, seun osewa, naija loaded, and over 40,000,000 youths in nigeria.

Airtel's judgement has long begun and will be in hellfire soon.

Final verdict! Airtel i have burnt your sim oo oo oo.

Your just deceiving yourself. Airtel is here to stay

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Romance / Re: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by toskut(m): 8:19am On Dec 04, 2013
Chaleeee: Yes we do!


I can't believe I'm the first to comment on this thread. I want to thank the spirit of my late mother for standing by me to achieve this great feat. I also want to thank my siblings for their support on this endeavour. I also send my sincere appreciation to MTN for making their network functional at the time I commented on this thread. And the biggest praise goes to almighty God for his protection and guidiance.
To the Nairaland family I say shalom. It is never an easy thing to be FTC. Keep trying hard. You will surely get there.

Thanks
*drops mic*

WHO BE THIS?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Does Diamond Bank Pay Graduates? by toskut(m): 2:49pm On Dec 02, 2013
duality: na 30k

Who on earth pays 243k to some one; just for being a graduate.

Whats wrong with paying 243k to a graduate?

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Travel / Re: Passengers Remove Their Clothes At Unbearably Hot Murtala Muhammad Airport Hall by toskut(m): 8:54am On Dec 02, 2013
Abegy, why didn't they attach pictures?
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movie Mistakes by toskut(m): 2:24pm On Nov 29, 2013
Na wa oh
Webmasters / Re: The New Layout Of GtBank's Internet Banking Portal by toskut(m): 10:22am On Nov 29, 2013
Its not opening at all. This is absolute bullshit. Who send them message? As a nairaland said, everything now takes longer to open
Politics / Re: Go And Die - Oshiomole Tells A Widow! by toskut(m): 7:17pm On Nov 28, 2013
What makes you think she is actually a widow? She did the wrong thing and deserved to be punished
Business / Re: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by toskut(m): 8:24am On Nov 28, 2013
alfredo4u: I was offered 3million without paying back and at the same time a job of 75k with a company.

I'm asked to chose one.


Pals, if u are in my shoes what will you do?

Candid advise needed pls. No insults

If you know you can do business and have good ideas, take the 3M but if you feel otherwise, kindly opt for the job especially if there is a career path
Romance / Re: Cooking For Your Boyfriend In His House: Is It Right Or Wrong? by toskut(m): 8:34am On Nov 27, 2013
If you can sleep with him, why can't you cook for him?

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Religion / Re: Woman Gets A Call And Text Messages From 'Satan' by toskut(m): 8:52am On Nov 26, 2013
Abegy, which kind parol
Religion / Re: Yookos.com – Christ Embassy’s Social Networking Site. by toskut(m): 3:42pm On Nov 22, 2013
There is nothing new or interesting about yookos.
TV/Movies / Re: Ini Edo Dressed As A Pot-belly Man For A Movie by toskut(m): 9:32am On Nov 22, 2013
This is silly
Crime / Re: Osun Monarch Burnt To Death As Arsonists Set Palace On Fire by toskut(m): 8:16am On Nov 22, 2013
This one na yeye ruler
Crime / Re: Student Sentenced To Death For Stealing Recharge Cards And A Mobile Phone by toskut(m): 4:46pm On Nov 20, 2013
24yr old in secondary school. Am i the only one seeing that part of the story?
Autos / Re: Golf3 Auto Drive In Ph 420k With Ac sold sold sold by toskut(m): 4:02pm On Nov 20, 2013
Will sell you a neater Golf4 with allow rims, AC, fzbric seat, power windows etc for 450k
Religion / Re: Boko-Haram Shot Man In The Head For Refusing To Deny Christ by toskut(m): 5:36pm On Nov 19, 2013
I am more than impressed. God is good

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Business / Re: Banks Plan Nationwide Shut-Down Over DSS Detention Of Officers by toskut(m): 4:10pm On Nov 18, 2013
owolabifunke14: E no consin me, how much I get for bank?
obviously
Business / Re: Banks Plan Nationwide Shut-Down Over DSS Detention Of Officers by toskut(m): 4:09pm On Nov 18, 2013
No wonder, na you first comment
NYSC / Re: Picture Of Youth Corper With "Killer Curves" by toskut(m): 2:57pm On Nov 18, 2013
Na wa oh
Properties / Re: Amazing Architectural Drawings And Building Plans by toskut(m): 6:57pm On Nov 15, 2013
Affordable my ass
Autos / Re: sold! sold! sold!!!! Naija Used Honda Accord '07 for 950k! sharp sales by toskut(m): 6:16pm On Nov 15, 2013
Whats the asking price cos i seem to be confused with 1.3M and 900k, after that we can talk about inspection
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Run From Successful And Financially Independent Women? by toskut(m): 12:53pm On Nov 15, 2013
Its the old generation or archaic minded people that think like that
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Corolla Xli 1996 @ N420,000.00 Call 08023416552 by toskut(m): 4:30pm On Nov 14, 2013
You for even try wash the car.
Religion / Re: A Nairalander's Life Experience With Mermaids! by toskut(m): 4:13pm On Nov 13, 2013
Hmmmm

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Politics / Re: How Is Electricity Supply After Final Take Over by toskut(m): 11:58am On Nov 13, 2013
Its been horrible
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Rocks Sexy Catwoman Outfit by toskut(m): 10:15am On Nov 01, 2013
Whats this? Looks horrible
Food / Re: Which Food Do You Enjoying Cooking Most? by toskut(m): 3:23pm On Oct 31, 2013
hot n cold: Me?




I enjoying cooking tea,fried egg with bread grin grin grin


What about you? undecided undecided

Noodles grin grin grin
Food / Re: Snake Venom, World’s Strongest Beer Contains 67.5% Of Alcohol by toskut(m): 10:39am On Oct 31, 2013
Foxy_Flow: the cork does nt look sophisticated enough undecided
Its a beer Oga not a bottle of liquor
Phones / Re: Moving Your BBM Contacts From Blackberry To Android BBM by toskut(m): 3:35pm On Oct 23, 2013
When you download the app, it will give you the option while installing. Dont let anyone come and shine here abeg
Car Talk / Re: Japanese Or German Cars- Which Do You Prefer And Why? by toskut(m): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2013
German cars, Air Conditioning is always on point

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