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Singing....
#If u do me i do u, man no go vex#
#bring forth ur first born, woman no go vex#

@mod, I suggest that this thread be moved to the joke section.
LWKMD

The probability that you are responsible for the pregnancy is far below half, judging from what she is now according to u. That might be the reason she "seduced" u to make love to her.
The way i see it is that 7yrs ago, u took advantage of her because she was a child, right now she is taking advantage of u because u'r crazy in "luvst" with her and she is looking for where to lay after a rough life.
Use ur head to think and not ur heart cos ur heart can easily be fooled.
I might just be wrong about the pregnancy, so, go for dna b4 u should claim responsibility.

@op, is "private" synonymous to "moral"? If not for the heading, i would have thought you are listing the names of the private universities in Nigeria.

For now, i only know of myself, i av been admitted to the department of industrial and production engineering.
To be double sure about ur admission status, visit the post graduate school or better still call some one there to help u confirm.

XZO: Pals in house, any info on d above subject pls?

log on to https://uniben-kofa.waeup.org:443/login
with ur user name and password.
If u av been admitted, it will be boldly written 'admitted' at the top of the form, if ur form remains the same as when u earlier printed(ie when u just registered) it is most likely that u av not been admitted yet.
I hope this helps.

XZO: Pals in house, any info on d above subject pls?

log on to https://uniben-kofa.waeup.org:443/login
with ur user name and password.
If u av been admitted, it will be boldly written 'admitted' at the top of the form, if ur form remains the same as when u earlier printed(ie when u just registered) it is most likely that u av not been admitted yet.
I hope this helps.

XZO: Pals in house, any info on d above subject pls?

log on to https://uniben-kofa.waeup.org:443/login
with ur user name and password.
If u av been admitted, it will be boldly written 'admitted' at the top of the form, if ur form remains the same as when u earlier printed(ie when u just registered) it is most likely that u av not been admitted yet.
I hope this helps.

jimohafeez98: Jossy how much 4 mech eng

UTME (100L): #21,700
DE (200L&300L new): #24,700

I can't access the site, has any1 confirmed the fees for engineering students?

Jossy4luv

I av been admitted. Checked mine yesterday. Log on to https://uniben-kofa.waeup.org:443/login

I am currently a batch A corps member serving in ohaukwu LGA, ngbo DC. I'm anxiously waiting 4u guys to join us cos I'm currently the only corper serving in my school.
Do I av advise 4u?
Just catch the fun in a moral and safe way. The major difference between ur service year and your university years is that Your bank alert comes From the federal government. I believe that at this stage, you should know the advantages and disadvantages of fire.
Join the biggest and happiest family in camp, the NIGERIA CHRISTIAN CORPERS FELLOWSHIP (NCCF) Mondays to Saturday 6pm and 8am on Sundays.
Use ur service year 4God as u join the NIGERIA YOUTHS SERVING CHRIST (NYSC).
I wish you a happy camping.

Akby: Thief caught in Kuti hall this morning

i was in kuti yesterday when the laptop was stolen, i had to tighten the grip of my bag, it wasn't a nice welcome at all for me. Thank God the thief has been caught.

I am an HND(Distinction) holder, i just gained admission into the university of ibadan to begin from 300L. I don't think i will accept UNIBEN PGD even if they paste my name next week, cos i did two applications.
U want to avoid discremination COMPLETLY? Then get a B.Sc.

Kenny2012: Was yours 4 years or 5 years?They wrote 4 years instead of 3 years on mine.

5years my broda
wen i don dey plan marage tinz

[quote author=Abd'Hafeez]I think its of no consequence,the admission letter is nothing but a means of verification that truly,you've been admitted.[/quote]I know sir, but that doesn't change the fact that they failed the calculation part of the latter writing.
Come to think of it, my very first jamb was witheld, because they cought those in the 'miracle' hall. Why couldn't they assumed that the rest of us didn't cheat and release our result the same way i am assuming this to be mistake.
AbeGy iT iS ThEm tHat sAbi

JAMB doesn't av the right to fail any body, because they cant answer these simple JAMB questions.
1. How many years does it take a UTMEite to study mechanical engineering in a university in nigeria?
A. 2
B. 3
C. 4
D. 5

2. Tosomaju was admitted into the university of ibadan via direct entry, he is to begin from 300level because he was admitted with HND. If it takes 5 years to study mechanical engineering at the university of ibadan from 100level, what duration should be writen on Tosomaju admission latter?
A. 5
B. 4
C. 3
D. 2


JAMB Answer to the questions
1. C
2. A

aFrAid cAtcH mE oOo

#what shall I say unto the Lord?#
##all I av 2say is thank U Lord##
#thank U Lord thank U Lord.....#
its mech. engin.
Its 300L
its UI
of a truth destiny can never be changed, it can only be delayed
Its not how far but how well.
7years ago, I started this ultimate search for university education, I had to pass over the mountain of JAMB and cross a river called WAEC, little did i know that there was a shark called ENGLISH-LANGUAGE in river WAEC. it forced me to go through the israelite route, i had to go through series of deserts called "Pre ND", "ND", "IT", "HND", "NYSC".
"GIVE-UP" was a phrase i asked shark ENGLISH LANGUAGE (remember it?) to keep to itself.
#all i av 2say is thank U Lord#

Senior: hey u come and go an fetch watas for me
junior: i cant fit it sir, i am no well
senior: common simple englishes u can not even spoken correcretedly.
a teacher who heard the conversation: u self u'r even wronger, u think that it is u that sabi pass abi?

As harvard is to USA
so is cape-town uni to SA
and UI to 9ja.
The first and the best
afterall they no dey price pure water.

brodaman1: do u mean post graduate diploma?

YES

brodaman1: confirm wat??

confirm if there is going to be entrance exam for pgd production engineering applicants

Some one should please help me confirm about pgd production engineering

Is it @d pg school? Cos i av checked the web site and couldn't find it.

This is a very serious matter ie if it's not a fiction.
Don't allow the 'love is blind' syndrome to lead u into a life-long regret.
U are not wrong in seeking counsel, but i would rather u discourse this issue with a person with these attributes: mature, experience, professional, and spiritual. Who can either be a pastor or counsellor.
Bringing it to a public forum will do u more harm than good. Matter that concerns the heart are usually delicate and should be treated as such and not a topic for public debate. Pardon me if i sound rude there.
Moreover, even as i try to sound as expedient as possible, i will not fail to remind u to take this issue to God in prayers. He(God) cares more than u care. He is just waiting for u to allow Him into this situation, and I promise u will never regret it.
I wish u all the best.

Nweke kingsley: [color=#000099][/color][img][/img]
university , and polytechniqe education please which of the two is making a greater impact in the development of nigeria...

i'm asking u the same question

Kenny2012: Nice result.I'm a fellow 300 level applicant.God'll see us through in Jesus name.

Amen to that.
What course did u apply for?

I applied 4mechanical engineering with HND(Distinction) From a federal polytechnic.
my olevel is eng.B2, chem.C4, phy.C5, mth.C5, f/m.C6, geo.C6
1sitting.
i didn't bother to write biology because its not my 'calling'. Hope that wouldn't be a problem?

I applied 4mechanical engineering with HND(Distinction) From a federal polytechnic.
my olevel is eng.B2, chem.C4, phy.C5, mth.C5, f/m.C6, geo.C6
1sitting.
i didn't bother to write biology because its not my 'calling'. Hope that wouldn't be a problem?