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sseunth:
futa...got friends in ur schl tho

Federal Polytechnic Ado-Ekiti ?

Ceasar1:
Lol, so funny.

See, me got a good formula for determining a woman's actual age based on what she tells you.

If she seems under 30, go ahead and add 4 years to what she says. And if she seems over 30, add 8 years to what she says. No wahala...

I no come know dis one ooooo.. Them go soon come bash you

manuelpepper:
will these lies not lead all ladies to hell fire?

Truely the devil is a learner


even pastors support ladies in this lie telling

bwahahahahaha rolmao.. My hand no dey dis one oooo

sameer1212:
guy haba now y u turn to woman again na

no be my fault.. I
want to know what it feels like to
be clustered around woman
wrappers here and there; unwanted
PMs, recharge card and other
benefits attached to being a female
moniker.. More so, my BIS don
almost finish, guys must renew BIS
na

Ceasar1.. That's it jawe.. Remember there's a proverb that goes thus.. Kosi arugbo ni Ghana, meaning, no old woman for Ghana

KiddaBlingzz, no booking of space on my thread oooo

Age is just a number. The
number of years you have been on this earth. There is nothing that we can change it so why lie about it ?

There are the reasons why ladies seem more reluctant to disclose the age

1. Every Lady Doesn't Want To Be Old
From my point of view, I think there is a phobia behind old age. Many ladies don't want to be old, she wants to keep the attraction of beauty in her till death. That could be the reason they apply make over for looking young and
become very upset by seeing a single wrinkle on her faces


2. Because Younger Ladies Are Considered More Attractive In Our Society
So you may be proud to say you are 17 now but you might not be proud to say your age when you are 28. One example is that ladies like to brag that they look younger and classy than their friends. in our society that if a woman is over the ages of 25 or 30 and yet to marry, then she's considered an "Old cargo". So because of
this, many ladies just decided to
either lie about their age, or keep it as secret

3. They Are Unnecessarily Secretive
The reason why ladies are more
reluctant to disclose their age than
males is a primal instinct which has
passed down during the ages. The majority of females are taught around the world never to disclose any personal information. However, holding their age as part of their secrets..


4. Competition
Some ladies wouldn't just accept their youth is gone and don't want to admit it. We all get to be young for the same amount of time though. Most times you see them indulge in things which they ought to have left but they always want to compete with the younger ones. Therefore, this make them hide their age


5. Because They Are judged Much More Harshly Than Men
Both men and women judge women by their looks, weight, and age. One cannot hide looks and weight, but might be able to hide age for a little while. I'm not saying its fair and I'm not saying
that most people are guilty of judging people in these ways, but enough are that it makes women think they need to lie about their age


6. They Don't Want To Lose Value
Because women have beauty as primary attraction method.
This picks by the age 22 and then
drops slowly until 30 after which it
plummets. So when she is asked "how old are you?" suddenly this harsh realization comes
into women minds that they are 'losing value".


7. They Want To Be Beautiful Till The End Of Time
Without make up. Little female
will look good on this earth. Despite being beautiful by nature, no one will decide to give up make up. A naturally beautiful lady wants to be more and more beautiful in the eyes of the public. Therefore, they reluctantly tell their exactly even if they are aged.

Rapsainot:
you wicked o

dem go soon bash me now

Tell her you saw her PIN written on an already used Gold Circle

Serendipity:
WRONG
FUNNY ENOUGH

=

CORRECT
FUNNILY ENOUGH
It's an idiom, fixed.

thank you sir

Beennkumar:
Let's share the money.

roll in your bank acc num

write2obi:
White lie. Virginity is overrated, why would a sane man prefer a virgin? U'll spend months trying to convince her to do it with you , if she finally agrees you'll waste valuable time teaching and lastly begging someone to stop crying . Tried this Shit once and someone almost died in my apartment . WTF!!. l'll go for experience anyday

. Lwkmd.. Roflmao

Beennkumar:
LOL.

How has it been thus far?

I don rush collect 5k since ystdy

Nice write up my OP.. That is the kind of society we find ourselves in.. Everybody wants to create an illusion in order not to feel beneath others.. OP, try modify your write-up into 3 paragraphs

Beennkumar:


Since when did you become a female?

heheehehehehe.. no be my fault.. Egbon, I
want to know what it feels like to
be clustered around woman
wrappers here and there; unwanted
PMs, recharge card and other
benefits attached to being a female
moniker.. More so, my BIS don
almost finish, guys must renew BIS
na

The virtue of virginity cannot be emphasized. However any sane man would prefer a virgin to a non virgin ( I knw this would trigger bashing ) .. Only those who want to get under your skirt see virginity as poo.. Much emphasis is place on ladies because a label has been placed on each of them to ascertain their authenticity. A man on the other hand has no label indicating his authenticity

Would like to date a cute lanky dude

sseunth:
ok no p...are you?

very well bro, and u ?

sseunth:
noo.....why?

nothing much bro.. I just asked ni

Spiff20:
Am sorry guys, this is with no intent of derailing. Is it true that without your waec mastersheet you won't be cleared during clearance. Am a fresher i don't have it but i have the original waec result certificate. Also heard it will be needed for Nysc too. Thanks 4 ur answers.

Waec master sheet is requested for when your original Waec result isn't ready yet. That is, if you are still using statement of result. But I would advise you to get the master sheet once and for all so as to safe yourself from unnecessary struggle and worry

sseunth:
abuad

broda, are you a student of Abuad ?

I smell FP tins

vizkiz:
Guy when you sef become (f)

no be my fault.. I
want to know what it feels like to
be clustered around woman
wrappers here and there; unwanted
PMs, recharge card and other
benefits attached to being a female
moniker.. More so, my BIS don
almost finish, guys must renew BIS
na

I smell FP.. From your write up, two things are involved, it's either your friend is a dumb asss coward or he has phobia for rat

Tonylyte:
Lol, thank God u say ladies....maybe them go tak turn. 7Hrs? Who gv u that lie lie info?

na research oooo

OP, just have it at the back of your mind that we aint LIONS so what's stopping ur approach ? You know we ladies are meant to pretend, therefore you don't expect us to approach you even if we are doing inside.. Just try build your courage and self confidence, walk up to a lady you have something for and strike up a conversation

Tonylyte:
Are u for real? 7Hrs? Untop which woman?

bwahahahahaha on top 9ja ladies ni

OP, this is not a lame way to make FP