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Nice one OP

Gbadegesin19:
You might mean different things with your two concepts 'indulgement' & 'poo'.
I indulge in varieties of things including what u meant by 'poo' just to prove instant breaking out of the shyness web which led to square 1. The s'h'.i't i encountered while trying to break away from d shell keeps me discourage

As you've said, me &my shy fellows would try working towards it. Thankss


Babes give us hope so we wont feel outta earth

alryt boss.. Just remember not to go out of your way just to portray the image of the worldly ones

OP, your impatience and desperation for early marriage will haunt you.. You just have to be very very careful.. Just zero your mind from early marriage because it myt lead you astray.. Its better to patiently spend extra time with him than run to the hand of the devil

valmunich:
I've seen the OP's Pishure before, i don't know why he's always claiming handsome and having girls flock around him. Make i no just talk how him pishure take be

ehn ehn I neva see hin pishure oooo.. One thing I know is that, the tend to remove their pictures when they create controversial thread that would trigger series of bashing

One thing you should ask urslf is, do you also want to start indulging in poo just to prove to ladies you aint shy ?..its not a bad thing being shy in as much as you are responsibly shy.. Just that you just have to work towards it and build your self confidence.. Despite the fact that am very confident and bold, I still get shy when need be.. Be assured that you might get critics from some people who do silly and awkward things under the cover of not being shy

OP, upload your pix or I don't believe you are handsome

valmunich:
All these oyinbo people seff, chair ontop chair, i'll pass!

hey parlie how you dey now ?

amokeme:
The ones that are always screaming "it was so simple" after the exam, only for results to come out and they an F

bwahahahahahahahahaha so hilarious.. No use laf kill me here oooo

kristen12:
The people that after submitting they remember forgot to write their names
The people that start writing before others and are still writing when others have submitted
The people that beg you to divide pencil and eraser
They people that pray/sleep till when they are about to submit

are you insinuating you aint guilty of number 5.. All man na king for hin lane

spanzed:
Lol...number four descibes me...thou' not always

so you sef dey apply All man na king for hin lane principle

1 and 7 on point.. Lwkmd

Should we say that there are no MASQUERADE CARRIERS in the house ?

FrancisTony:
I'm guilty of this one, especially in objective part.

haaaaa you are a murderer.. Hell fire awaits you oooo If you no change

kelitacliff:
u don take style book space

hahahahahaha roflmao.. It's against the ethics of NL for an OP to be booking space

chimerase2:
omo iya mi ma subscription no fit finish na haba
I be wn go back to ma former ghost mode but I said nop leme change pattern mak I dey find trouble small

alryt baba no p

zeemoore:
The humor in my post flew over your head?
Hian!!

Anyways, I meant that in a good way
You are the one who misunderstood my post

hehehehehehe.. Okay oooo now I understand you berra

chimerase2:
na we guys cus dis rubbish with needless and Aaronic hyping y won't the cat be saying rubbish and prolonging simple question

na so jawe eeeeyan mi... Wetin happen wey ur face scarce gan ? Abi ur subscription finish ni ?

GODDYGEE91:
We av dem plenty. The ones dat submit first only 2 dicover immidiately afta submission dat der av made mistakes nearly in all de questions der answered.

We also av dos ones dat wud submit last even if de questions are as simple as ABC yet de wud not stil finish it even if der given extra 30 minute.

We also av some who wud b wearing dark eye glasses so dat de invigilators wud not observe whr dia eyes r lukin at. Some even 4get de date, dia matric number and dia hands wud b shaking while writing with sweat socking dem frm head.

Some who av notin 2 write copy de whole questions frm 1 to 5 especially in courses like Biz law n company law. Hahaha my people exam time is alway fond.

you hit the right spot.. In the course of waiting, you will discover your errors

Rapzino:
The fact that one finishes an exam in record time does not mean, he does not know what he wrote.

yeah that's for sure,just that the rate at which some student use this to oppress and intimidate other colleges is alarming

zeemoore:
Aswear, the poster above me is crazy

ooooh common that's too much noow

datguyojay:
I beg oo..I no get am sef. D bbe always bring psychology into every matter. Dem go ask her "how was your day" she go respond " it was rather splendid,the weather was atrocious. Specks of sunny spells tho some fog and low clouds over the eastern and western part of nigeria. I think this night it will remain rainy, wet and windy with blustery showers with the risk of thunders striking in". Ahh haba Mizmycoli...from ur post alone..I can see ur wahala 2 much jare! All de guys wey active for dis section logicalmindy, tosyne2much, chibwike,naijaboiy etc na truth or lie I talk. Mek I just leave dis nl, cos d girls here get 2 much wahala

I understand you wella broda.. Na to just dey look ni jawe

ronald4lif:
Even though cheating as nothing to do with one's gender but more of individual principles I think men does cheats more than the women. Most guys can have sex with women they aren't emotionally attached to but this is not the case with women. Maybe if the end results of most relationship of nowadays wasn't sex women could have been cheating the more, just maybe. Women gets more emotional than us, when her man treats her right cheating would never cross her mind but some guys ehh even if their babe treats them more than right they will still play around when the opportunity surfaces. There are a few girls who will still cheat no matter what but on a balance of probabilities I think men cheats more.

gbaaaaaaaam !!! A pack of vaseline for you.. Which type of vaseline you dey use ?

End time pastor

Adedayo516:
The gatherers... They have nothing upstairs, come into the hall and collects answers from North, South, East and West.. Annoying thing is this lucky Basta*ds always pass excellently.

The sleepers... They only come to the exam center to write the questions and sleep.... Most are waiting for chololo..

The late comers... This once always come in 30min-1hour from the start of the exam.. Note: they are loaded with forces you can not see naturally .. The more you look, the less you see...

*the bolded*... I have a friend like that.. he collect answers here and there and would end up having a good score

valmunich:
We are the bookers

hahahahaha nice one.. See wetin naijaboiy dey do, he don rush book space up there

At every point in life, when people write exams these are the set of people u will meet in the exam hall, however it is left to you to know where you belong.

Let's get started

1. FIRST TO FINISH
I have come across some of them who have been maintaining this first to finish reputation. Even when an exam seems terribly difficult, they would still be the first to submit as if an extra mark is awarded. ( If they are Igbo and they take Yoruba Language exam, they would still maintain their reputation by submitting first ). I don't know if it is a general estimation in which such students are regarded as being brilliant

2. THE CONFUSED ONES
When invigilators say '' 5Mins To Go" you see discomfort and confusion printed on their faces as if they just lost a relative

3. PEN BORROWERS
The ones who ask, “ chairman abeg you get extra pen?” Coming to an exam without a pen when exam don almost start? Haaaa na wa oooo


4. EXTRA SHEET BOOKERS
These students ask for more answer booklets while you are still battling with number one, you see them signal to the invigilators requesting for extra sheets, isn't this challenging ? How on earth would they have genuinely finished one paper after 15 minutes. All other explanations are physically impossible.

5. THE ACCLAIMED HIGH SELF ESTEEM
The ones who don't know 1 out of 5 questions but don't want to ask because they don't want to feel beneath you, you see them looking at the ceiling as if they want to remember something but for where ?, they have nothing to remember jhor


6. THE SPELLERS
The ones who ask for a definition, while dictating to them, they ask you to take a pause and spell a particular word for them. '' Chairman abeg help me spell am''. Ooooh common this isn't a primary school

7. TOILET USERS
These students don't urinate more than twice a day but during an exam their bladders quickly get full. They take an excuse to the toilet by intervals. I wonder wetin them dey go do dia


8. THE HISSERS
These are student who start hissing or making awkward sound when invigilators say “No form of contact allowed” they would start looking as if their world has come crashing down

9. THE ONES WHO CREATE ILLUSION BY HOLDING THEIR PENS FIRMLY AS IF THEY ARE WRITING SOMETHING
These students create illusion by posing as if they are writing something but for where ?. They sit confidently and hold their pens firmly as if they want to write the whole world, they keep writing like a well prepared student, only to glance at their booklet and see they were only able to write a sentence.. Haha since morning ?

10. MASQUERADE CARRIERS
These are people who will succeed in using their expo even if battalion of soldiers are deployed to invigilate


Lemme drop my pen here

Feel free to add yours

You don't need an herbalist to tell you muslims are violent in nature who tend to flare up in anger at any slight provocation.. Have you ever wondered why world terrorist causing violence and chaos are muslims ? E.g Boko Haram, Osama Bin Laden, Sadam Hussain and so on

Num 4 rocks