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marieolae:
u don turn female overnight hahahaaaaa

I go soon change my picture sef.. I want to know what it feels like to be clustered around woman wrappers here and there; unwanted PMs, recharge card and other benefits attached to being a female moniker.. More so, my BIS don almost finish, guys must renew BIS na

chibwike:
school fees abi lesson fees

Parlie, no be you suppose dey bash me onto typographical error.. You wan de-rep me in the presence of ppl wey dey over hype me ni ?

ERCROSS:
Lolz..
Not when most of us knws who u r before ur transgender operation..

hahahahahahaha lwkmd

Male virginity is underrated. However, less emphasis is placed on male virgins due to their polygamous state of nature

ERCROSS:
Bros...
This one dat u change ur gender to female.so..
Hmmmm....

I want to knw what it feels like to be a female on NL

Bleeping a lady like my 85yr old grandpa can make you lose respect to a lady

Folarinwazzy:
pervert

hey parlie what's up na ?

11. You don't have to spend much.. Just present an adult cow to her popsy and the rest is history

chibwike:
Fym

Parlie, don't mind me.. It's the work of d devil

Nothing can stop a lady from cheating not until nemesis catch up with her.. This morning my mom received a call from the village that one of our relatives die on top woman ( thunder boat, Magun). If I hear say I pity am

Of course it does.. I have unconsciously bleeped several female dancers.. It happened just like a magic and after the deed has been done, my eyes go clear one time

11. PRAYER WARRIORS

These are the people whose daily prayers and requests are made on BBM.. You begin to wonder who really are these people.. Funny enough, they aint spiritually inclined behind the internet

valmunich:
LMAO.. No kill me with laugh here oh

Parlie make I crash jawe.. We go dey yarn later in the day

valmunich:
Federal University Ebonyi State.




Hope say dem dey sell better vaseline that side ?

Parlie, I swear their vaseline too dey costly here and he small sef.. You no fit use N100 vaseline twice, e go just finish one time

valmunich:
Okay.. What's the school name ?

The Federal Polytechnic Ado-Ekiti.. U ?

kolamilan:
in summary 1hour 58 mins, i think dat's too much.

egbon na you dey do like say you be foreigner.. No be this 9ja you dey ?

valmunich:
Yup, you?

West.. Ekiti to be precise

valmunich:
I know most people will go for the public institution because of it's exposure but
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I think the question here should be about the quality of service rendered





I rep public tho'

Parlie, you sch in the east ?

The quality of education you want lies in the hand of an individual and not specifically your institution so I don't believe there's a general ascertion that private Unis are better and vice versa.. Even if all the people that have been coming your way down to your gate man are professors, if you still be dumb you will be dumb so why using the number of professors to show class and superiority?

When you carry university for head, I can tell you it will add little or no meaning to your life.. I think what you should be more concerned about is what you are capable of doing even if your institution is situated in the forest, farm and other ridiculous places

A thread was formally created to bash and badmouth the polytechnic students making them feel as if they have no hope of survival and also placing them beneath universities students, now the comparism has evolved into Private and Public Uni.

The problem is, the number of senseless educated elites outweigh that of sensible educated elites

All this epistle made up human beings ?Kudos to the supreme ruler of the earth.. God I bow to you

echobee:
thirded

thirded ke ? Can't stop laffin

dmcdad:
Make up just one hour? I don't think that would be enough to paint their faces with the rainbow colours.

lwkmd.. Falls from helicopter

marieolae:
yes naa..d tin made me happy sha. At least it means my presence is important na abi?

yeah dats one significant thing about u.. You don try 2make ur presence 2b noticed yet ur absence is alwz felt

marieolae:
lool

during ur absence, one woman wrapper created a thread 4u ooooo.. U don see d thread ?

Enters bathroom=» gets unclad=» self-service for 45mins=» bathe for 5mins=» rubs vaseline for 3mins=» wears cloth for 5mins=»make-up for 1hour=» goes out for a date