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Lorlaahlozz:

I think say na only me see am sef... Looks lik a poem to me

Lorlaahlozz: Re u writing a poem or wah

hahahahahahahaha... Lwkmd

Okontami: Hello Tosyne , honestly the challenge most of us have is our inability to tolerate one another. If someone feels comfortable in her anklet or studs or tattoo....then so be it. Body adornment and accessories have deep and different meanings to different people. I am not saying you should change your views but have a larger heart to tolerate other people's lifestyle (Once its not a criminal lifestyle) .

wisely said bro.... But don't u think one needs to do away with anytn dat gives people false impression abt u... Let's accept what is wrong and stop twisting it to suit our unrighteousness and taste... Since u said tattoo and waist chain is not a bad idea.. I guess wen ur gf wants to go for an interview, you should tell ur gf to tattoo her body and wear a chain(anklet) on the leg and expect interviewers to have a larger heart to tolerate other people's lifestyle and den wait for her employment letter

Okontami: Exactly what I have written..How old are you??

u don't need to know my age... We al look the same thing but see it differently

Okontami: Guy you are the only one with your problem. What is the big deal. In fact, it is a turn on for me. I really love it. I love waist chain too. So what is your problem with accessories. May be you need to work on your self. You get EXPOSURE problem.

wat is dis man saying ?

mstik: naaah, I don't do that type of fashion, but I really don't know why it should affect you

me sef tire ooooo

Vincenzi: obsessed? I think you mean ''repulsed''.

God bless you... U ar full of wisdom... #Modified#

Don't tell me you are one oooo

As a matter of fact, I like to see ladies wear jewelries and it makes dem look sexy buh I dont knw why anklet and probably nose-ring is a turn off for me... No mata how much I love and cherish a lady, as soon as I see her wit a nose-ring and a chain on d leg (anklet), she's automatically ruled out of my list.... About two weeks ago, I was in church wen dis lady walked in and sat beside me.. I admired her and looked at her frm head to toe, lo and behold, she wore a chain on d leg... Woooow !!! Wtf !! In d church ?, it was as if I should relocate and if it was possible, I would av kicked her out of d church.. Just want to know if am the only one repulsed with this kind of ladies.. I'm pretty sure I would be crucified by ladies who are affected by this

it took me so long to pick-up and accelerate my confidence in wooing ladies but now, shey dem dey craze ni ? Dis also happened some time ago, I kind of like dis pretty lady whom I av bin longing to talk to.. She came around to get somtin and I told my broda I kind of lik dis babe.. He immediately encouraged me to summon courage and walk up to her (no dull d package).. Na so me sef say make I use dat advantage onto fyn boi tins na (lolxxxx)... I began to cram how my approach and conversation would go... As I approached her, I said 'Hi' and Immediately forgot my lines.. She replied me and I was dumb founded and didn't remember my lines again.. She looked at me and said '' wait first, is it dat u av crammed all u want to say or what ?'' Woooooow !!! Shame wan finish me at dat instance

lanicky: Yes na......na u dey waka about.....me sef come follow u today

Lol......Xtarxhyne don go Ebola city

@Op.....it's embarrassing moment not embarrassment moment* THANKU...OOPPSS! I WANTED TO TYPE THANK YOU

oooooh thnks my person... Dat was a mistake... Corrected !!!

Lumyboi: Looool. Yes o. Dt cramming no gud mehn. Those day u go dey word babe n ur heart go wan jump out. My fwends dem push me to chyke one babe, she was walkin wt 3 of her friends. As I cal her say I wan c her na so her 3mumu friends stop to wait for her so close to us o, dem come dey luk us. O boi c sweatin n stammering n al. At d end I honestly dnt remember werin d babe cal her name sef

lwkmd... No use laff kill me here oooo

lanicky: Em .. Em....my worst embarassment wooing a lady.....in year 1957 I was walking on d street.....

Lol......BRB PLSSS...

share ur embarrassing moment jorrrrr on how d guy u approached messed u up... Lwkmd

Liamm: wetin b bobo mii

it means, shey u see tribal mark for my face ? Lolxxx

Most embarrassing wooing moments seems to be in secondary sch days... Shey mak we say university babes no dey use guys wash too ni ?

Alleluia: Ok

that's what it is

edozie04: Well thr wz this lady in my street thn,it wz immediately after my secondry skl nd I wz gathering mind on hw 2 woo this lady,on tat faithful day me nd she meet nd so I told her I wnted 2 talk 2 ha thn she told me she wz listening,just as I am abt 2 talk evrytin in me FROZE,I did nt knw whr 2 start.Well she ended up wooing me tat day nd evn agreed,I like d girl sha bt wetin vex me b shey I no bleep ha

I sure say na craming method u use... Chaiii dat cramming dey fall hand gan... Wen u miss ur lines, ur own don finish

Alleluia: Reason- bcz we r online. That z all.

see u.... Am even more confident and comfortable wooing a lady physically... I dnt do poo on social network

Proxy001: funny scene. Den I was still in sec. school. she was kinda In a hurry Nd I was walking beside her trying to do catch up. As d jax don almost click na im my useless palm sandals cut. I had to wait for another term coz na holiday she cum

chaiiii so awkward

Godmystrength: Which company does that?

So assuming that is even possible, so when the salary is paid (into their accounts), what will now happen?
Will they now sit down to decide how to spend the money or the woman will keep her portion and the man will spend his own on the family or vice versa?

Anyway my own point is that if it gets to the point where the condition has to be that company pays half of wifey's salary into hubby's account, then i think none of them have any business resigning o. Abi what's the point of sharing salary into two? Is it still not going into the same family purse? If they have this mentality of sharing, then noone should resign. whatever will suffer should suffer at their own risk sha.....

Is that how hubbys of housewives share their salary into 2 and tell their company to pay half into wifey's account? Na question i ask o before that old papa will follow me here now and start talking....

nice one jawe my person

Alleluia: Men dare not woo me. I woo dem.

D fear sef noe fit gree dem.

As courageous as I am now, me go toast u for sure na

Khalessi: One day like that I see this girl for bus stop I come dey follow her blah blah blah to cut the long story short, her boyfriend na agbero so him warn me not to talk to him babe again. The End.

I no knw how some guys dey think sef... He no get business wit you now, na hin babe hin go para for na

Liability: men woe me. I cant do that.

b4 nko... Wetin u expect ? No b lady u be ni

Guys let's share our worst embarrassing moment when approaching a lady... There's nothing to be ashamed of, no forming dis time.. This is not d matter of being handsome or not... Let me start wit mine

I was stil in secondary sch den... There was dis pretty lady who happened to be my junior and you know being a senior was an added advantage.., I had wanted to date dis babe but I was not opportuned or shld I say I had little or no toasting ability den... Each time dis lady passed my heart would alwz beat in fear (I guess u al knw dat feeling).. So on dis fateful day ehn, we were playing football on a pitch very close to my street.. She passed and evrybdy gazed at her.. I decided to approach her when returning cos I wanted to prove to my friends who alwz laughed at me dat I had no courage to approach a girl.... #Fast forward to 10mins later#, I sighted her coming and as a fyn boi na I already positioned jst lik a lion waiting for its prey, as soon as she walked past us, I hurriedly walked towards her and approached her... I started talking bla bla bla and became a stammerer as eloquent as I am (and u knw one tin abt cramming be say, once u forget ur lines ur own don finish be dat).. I noticed she was not responding so I had to look at her inquisitively.. She looked at me for a few seconds and d next she said was '' do you knw u ar very very stupi.d ''' wooow !!! It was as if somebody hit hammer on my head... I thought I didn't hear her response well so I unconsciously said Ehn ? Jst to be sure I was not watchin a 9ja movie cos those shi.t were common in our local home videos.. She repeated the same thing and at dat instance it was as if d ground should open and swallow me up cos I cldnt stand d humiliation.. While I was thinkin of wat to say next, she zoomed off... As I turned back in disappointment, i saw virtually evrybdy on the pitch lookin towards my direction.. I walked confidently jst to cover my f.uck-up cos I was sure nobody heard her response.. As I got close to them, one of dem said, ''Tosyne y dat babe com use u wash lik dat na?''.. Woooooow !!! So dis ppl hear sef, AM FINISHED.. I no fit ever get rep for dis area again. Immediately I made up my mind dat I would neva toast any lady in my life again (smiles)... I became a laughing stock in d area and it took years for dat yawa to be erased..

So let's hear frm u my fellow Nairalanders

worry359: Husband should quit work.
Wife should pay for one or two house girls to do chores and look after the man while the wife is at work.

hahahahahahahaha

MabraO: I think in my previous life I might ve.

lwkmd... Funny u

Dygeasy: Why does any of them have to quit their jobs?

you havnt provided an snswer to the question

MabraO: Any man that comes here to say women re wiser must woman.
All women think on a straight line
Men re diverse in thinking and reasoning making them wiser

God bless u my broda

This is a very very controversial issue.. A man works in an organization and earns a salary of 80 thousand naira per month while the wife on the other hand works in a different organization and earns a salary of 250 thousand naira per month.. So where the problem is, if one person was to quit the job, as a man, would you quit the job for your wife so that the family needs would be met due to her huge salary or your wife would quit the job for you in order to maintain your dignity as the head of the family with low income ?

sameer1212: hmmmmm

my broda, do you agree ?