₦airaland Forum

UrennaNkoli:
[s] also remember that they are very stingy too and will rather watch their fellow yoruba man suffer than help

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IamLovely:
please do

cos we wanna eat Nigeria jollof rice.

It might even be your own jollof rice that will come before mine

Benita27:
I guess you're not an opportunist, So wouldn't be that cruel.

Tell me more about myself

Nawa ooooh

iamadonis2:
Damn! You don't say! Is she handicapped in any way?

Handicapped ke?

Dlordsamurai:
Because them dey your whatsap and pms. hehehe

I no come get any Nairaland babe for my whatsapp baba

IamLovely:
whose footstep mr lalasticlala or seun

btw i'm a bae not baba.

I will do exactly as you advised sha

Blackhawk03:
50 and still dating? Amen

Baba no swear for me nah

IamLovely:
15years no be beans oh

oga go and marry biko..

On behalf of nairalanders i use God take beg you go marry.

Na your footstep I dey follow baba

Benita27:
I know you're joking so let me reserve my comment.

Why did you conclude I was joking?

Blackhawk03:
15 years? How old are you sef?

Early 50s

edoboy33:
who ever invited u to his house only did that to scare way mosquitoes and rats
fucking you was only an obligation
which kind wowo face be dat and she even wore makeup

Baba take am easy oooo.. E never reach that level

jiangchu:
ask tosyne2much he definitely have 10 reasons for it

I don't have it baba

When is something like this going to happen between me and Ishilove?

muller101:
tosyn2much I know na ur alternate Monika be this.

Baba, what evidence do you have to back up your claim?

micflo28:
. lol .. rather when they have your employers number

You sef don get am baba

Congrats oga Airforce1

Fhowe:
YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO PROVE YOUR STORY HMMM I SEE THIS PEOPLE HAVE REALLY GONE MAD STOP ALL THIS TRASH GOING TO A CHURCH PREMISES DOES NOT MAKE YOUR STORY TRUE YOU BOTH EVEN LOOK LIKE CRIMINALS YOUR STORY DOES NOT HOLD WATER MAKE UNA REST

Funny u

Dlordsamurai:
I dey see the ladies when they trip for you in this forum, i know say you go don use like ten count scores.

How come I no come see the ladies baba?

Dlordsamurai:
team multiple babes, i hail o.

Hahaha

Wetin make you talk so baba?

This story still continues sha

But what was his intention aimed at gan sef? Publicity or what?

Hmmmm

NevetsIbot:
In Nigeria? Maybe I might but the probability is very low.

From all I've experienced....
1. Most Nigerian girls Don read or develop their intelligence level.

2. They hardly think rationally.

3. Have a lot of baggage

4. hardly investment in their man.

5. They like wahala.

6. They decide to lose shape and grow fat after marriage.

A guy like me hates stress that's not related with work. Can be too emotionally attached to a girl.... Now imagine me being attached to a Selfish Nigerian girl. The horror. Any relationship I get into with a Nigerian girl comes with a lot of stress for me.

Even the intelligent ones have ego issues and feel too insecure. Here's a thread by me about one I met
https://www.nairaland.com/3288345/when-girl-believes-shes-too

I'm not saying great girls aren't in Nigeria but as far as I'm concerned... I'm tired of searching. Been single since February and I'm enjoying life without relationship stress. Girls these days are too cheap... Getting laid is as easy as breathing

You're right to some extent bro

Thus is what happens when a guy is sex starved

NevetsIbot:
That's how my ex was saying she was coming over cos she wanted to see me and all. I didn't need sex which for sure was what she wanted and I was busy working on stuffs. I told her she could come..... The thinking "when I ignore her for some hours, she'll go"


Only for her to say I'll pay her Transport fare to and fro. For what? I didn't ask you first to come and you're demanding transport fare. Ain't that shiiit?


As I dey. When I'm ready to marry... I'll leave naira, find me a good white girl. My experiences with Nigerian girls.... Very discouraging.

And don't you believe you can be lucky to find a decent one with an astonishing mentality?

samdavjustin:
It's obvious I can't marry my mom but thinking a Nigerian girl will be with u for better or worse my brother ur deceiving urself

I also used to have this same mentality until its beginning to change.

We shouldn't always be negative minded bro. Let's just hope we find women that will love us like our mothers

Syphax:
When you get into the exam hall & realise the Lecturer didn't set one Question from all the topics you read #ExamsIn9ja

Omo I don laugh die ehn

This is very funny... Wrong priorities!

There's need for the reconstruction of a good bridge