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So who should we blame on their failed marriages?

ceeethru:
If they like cancel dichotomy between NCE and Cambridge degree is non of my business the question is where is job that u can use that your certificate to secureis it all the people that graduated with DEGREE have secured joblet them give youth job whether certificate or not so that crime rate will reduce...that's my own advice and no be curse...

You too funny bro

Mskrisx:
1. I'm BROKE!

2. I can't buy nobody a car (still cus she's broke)

3. I don't own a condo

4. I can't give posh holidays yet.

5. I still dey enter Okada!

6. I can't buy a VIP ticket for Charles puth live show!

7. I don't have a car

8. I can't afford an apartment in Banana Island!

9. I feel nobody should like me cuz I pay attention to only how I can make it through...holding tight on my grind.

10. Bro, I can't even buy him an iPhone 7!

That makes me feel so bad. I need to work harder...maybe, just maybe, somebody go reason me.

So these are the reasons why you can't date the OP shey?

MrWondah:
Boss, u dey suspect my village people?

I dey use style dey suspect them ooo bro

Lemme apply too

Masculine girls are huge turn off for me oooo
As a girl, if you get ordinary bear bear, na turn off oooo

OP, when was the last time you visited your village?

annayawchee:
aquaphobic.... I dare not put my foot in a river, stream, running water, it attracts me and makes my eye turn and if i spend more time in there i will fall into it..... I avoid water

So how you come dey baf?

Everybody with his or her own problem in this life

As old as I am, I don't know anything about sex but this one has been exposed to sex at a very tender age

Lai lai I won't back out of the relationship considering the magnitude of my love for her

OP, you no dey shame ooooo

I mean which girlfriend will be happy that another lady actually bought his boyfriend a phone?

So I shouldn't have unprotected sex with my wife when she's pregnant abi?

Mskrisx:
10 things bro

And what are the 10 things?

Mskrisx:
Awnnn very beautiful wording...just came in after a hard day... Wow! I pray the good lord will in his time will open my heart to accept that love is real.

Thanks blonchilli...u a jewel.

Cc. tosyne2much

So, what do you have to say concerning this matter?

Jaculze:
y it's 95k oo. Which kain 58k

So the thing cost reach that level sef

ExAngel007:
tosyne, hold ur side

Your fellow ladies are coming for your head

OP, you need Jesus in your life oooo

Donpata, that a phone is not Infinix or Techno does not mean it won't last lost

The only thing I will tell you that you need to been careful in handling it just to avoid screen cracks

armadeo:
I am shocked. What do you want to do with 100mb.

Just dump the phone and forget the internet.

They might be Java phones users

austyn0:
no just ''na wa'',, will you do any of the above?

No I won't bro

I hope they call Banky W again to sing another song

Nawa ooo

lonelydora:
Please how much is this Camon CX?

I think it's 58k

That was one of my gfs asked me to donate my kidney for her at the expense of her health

Omo, I no gree look back ooooo, na race I grab oooo

pocohantas:
I've told her not to be rude like me...
She should just act the opposite of me. When I am ready to hook one, none of you won't rest...till una marry me.

No worry oga Toks'2008 dey find wife

pocohantas:
I don't know why these girls are wasting their time on Twitter. Open a NL account, it's like a family here.

Step 1
...Post in pristine language.
...Don't be rude like me, be very polite. Ignore insults or reply them with God bless you, lol, thanks...etc.
...Never be caught dead saying men and women are equal.
...Come off as a long-suffering babe.
...Don't be too religious or uptight.
...Don't do male bashing, men are the best thing to happen to women.
...Open threads advising ladies to be less materialistic, respectful and submissive.

Do this for three months. When you start getting suitors,
...Go through his posts to understand his person.
...Respond politely, be open and keep the conversation going.
...don't be quick to donate that thing.

You can handle it from here.

2. Go to a male dominated section, sports, games, investment, autos, pets... just comment sensibly and every other shall be added on to you.

3. Observe a guy you like, check his post to see if he has ever commented about bae, if not... send him a PM.

Byebye

You forgot to add that she should never say broke guys should not have erre'ction

Very funny

The phone has good specifications just that the battery capacity is a bit low. At least 4000mAh would have made a lot of sense

herlarho:
tosyne2much :
My babe no dey around for this kind weather when I need her most.. if thunder fire u they go say its not fair..........

Baba wetin I do nah?