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OP, I will advise you cut loose from the relationship because I can see you're the religious type

It's obvious you can't subscribe to her religion (islam) and I trust her dad also won't allow her subscribe to your own religion (an Alhaji for that matter)

The truth if the matter is that, if both of you agree, her father has the autonomous decision that supercedes the decision of both of you whether to give her daughter out to you in marriage. (remember an average Alhaji is a religious bigot)

The only thing you can do in order not to go into a fruitless relationship is to tell her to whine her dad if he would he give her out to a Christian. He father's perception is all you need in this relationship if you don't want to waste your time

luscioustrish:
Her father is an Alhaji.

Where would the wedding the take place?

Will the naming of your kids be done by the pastor or Alfa?

Will they be Christians or Muslims?

Can you handle the heat from your family and hers when the time comes?

You know what to do when you've answered these questions.

Love is not enough.

Nice one jawe

Tajbol4splend:
I'm already serving in Kano, batch b stream 2 last year

Oooh that's good.. How long does it normally take stream2 to resume camp after stream1 has passed out?

I was told it takes at least a month. How true?

missyadorable:
No big deal.No man dates only one woman
just upgrade your Plan B to plan A

Are you for real?

What made you make such a generalization to all guys?

fairprincekenzy:
No 9 is delta state camp

Are you sure? Did you serve there?

Ezarazo:
Kai.....2012 this one do me lolz.....thank God for the inbetween small allowee they use to give.

So you go dey form rich man pikin for camp?

Mrlouis:
Tosyne baba, ur head dey there

Thanks padi mi

Arewa2Dworld:
Lol...tosyne again...I No dey waste time to read your memes...Nice piece

Thanks jawe bros

Tajbol4splend:
Hey, where were you posted?

Stream2 things.. What about you bro?

Quinblis:
If ur mattress is bedbug field and ur up bunk mate pees at night on you........... If you always enter one chance with camp soldiers for lateness and other offenses.... If you didn't go with money and ur camp cook only cook egusi and okro soup all through ur stay.

Cant stop laughing

Ashley86400:
#9 -You'll end up starving yourself to death.

As in ehn, the hunger wey go wipe you no be here

Rukkydelta:
1%
Always ready for the worst

Eeeehyah! I can see you've been hurt

Don't worry you will soon meet that person whom you will trust

Though, I put little or no trust in people but there's just that person you have to TRUST

I truth her to a very extent until she acts otherwise and gives me reason to belittle my trust in her

I hope they will listen

ObaKlaz:
All these tosyne2much wannabes...
Good thread though. Thank God I was able to get things right before hitting 30.

ahn ahn

OP. nice one.. Learnt something today

Teaser4:
Naso i miss bus to abuja today, d tin pain me.... na to take flight sure pass, enroute to lagos. who's flying 2mao, am not talkn witchcraft oh

Omezino:
[b][/b]Thank God for the S2. A friend of mine was charting with me this morning and said everything in the camp was so expensive that even a Cup he bought was N200, Mosquito net N500, Food flask N700 and to charge ur Phone is N100. Please is NYSC CAMP on another planet?

The matter sef weak me ooo bro.. Those people just wan build house on top our head

ultravires:
Let me spread my tentacles here.. #Proudly stream 2

Seems this stream 2 thinz is a blessing in disguise.

I heard we gonna be paid for the one month we are at home. How true is this?

If I hear.. Thief!!!

jovovick:
Stream 2 will going to camp as from 24th of june

There's ambiguity in the date... Another person me Stream2 will be resuming by July 24th

I don't know which one to believe

You need more than money to keep a woman.. Are there no men who could meet up with the financial needs of their gfs yet these ladies cheat on them and may even dump them?

Just keep playing your game and never hesitate to spend on her each time you have. I thought they said relationship is for those who have mutual understanding? So why you dey fear?

BTW, where's Ishilove?

luminouz:
Being good is good for its own sake....just don't over do it! Nice n good men carry last bro! My opinion dou!
Cheer up hommie! I heard this week my SKUL fees increased 200%.....went out n grabbed myself a cold Malta n slept off! There is always d next day to worry bout d next shiiit!

Ooooh thanks for the cheer up brother.. And you guys don't have any intention of stagging a protest?

Thank God I don't waste my own

I'm a little bit depressed.. Reason being that I'm just thinking why being good haunts me

Amanat, so when are you going to feed me?

ipobarecriminals:
e be like say u are still a trainee under tosyne2much?

In the list minstry abi?

diablos:
Quite hilarious...@Tosyne2much try edit some of ur memes...they don't correspond with some of d points tho

Tell me the ones that don't correlate

T

Feel free to add yours

10. Your Village People get hand for your matter if you collect your first alawi and the first thing that comes to your mind is this

9. When you form "rich man pikin" in camp and don't want to queue for food, only for you to spend all your money and become stranded. Meanwhile, pride won't let you queue for food because everyone already knows you as an egoistic fellow

8. When you go to camp to claim "fine boy", only for you to contact gonorrhea/HIV within three weeks in camp