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Nickymezor:
Yawns.

So you've lost it? You fall my hand seriously

Nickymezor:
Lol... U dont say.Shey u knw looks can be deceptive o.

Meaning? Don't tell me you aren't one ooo

Nice one egbon Toks... Very insightful

Nickymezor:
Whose ur nicky? and how sure re u BTW sef?

It's printed all over your face that you're one

Nickymezor:
hmmmm

I know my Nicky is a virgin and will never do such

Nobody has said anything about abortion.. Where are the female abortionists?

gbosaa:
Hard for me to believe it was executed that way. How do you pee inside four generators fuel tanks in quick succession?? If the pee was collected in a bottle then emptied inside the tanks, it'd sound a bit convincing but no...

Dude apparently opened the four fuel tanks, unzipped...mind you, place would be well illuminated otherwise he would miss target...so with light on, he unzipped, directed his knob head, peeed in first tank, then with urine still flowing, he channeled it to second tank. Don't tell me you constricted your pubobulbus to hold the wee back till you've properly directed your d to the second tank, third and fourth generator while filling them all with enough volume to cause issues to the generators.

You did all these and no one saw you. You confidently opened the lids, all four of them, no one saw you! You urinated in all four! No one saw you? You replaced the lids and not a single person saw you. You even urinated in all four without stopping and without going to a safe place to collect the urine first??

I love nairaland. I've been looking for that thread where some pu**y nigga 'confessed' to his girl friend that he has killed lots of people! The things people will say to make themselves feel good and tough!

Make una continue...very interesting thread.

It's hard for me to believe too bro.. It's almost impossible for urinate in four generator tanks in quick succession

Even if he did, I don't think it will have a negative effect on the generator unless the petrol has been exhausted, leaving only a little harmless quantity of the urine in the carburetor.

In a nutshell, he lied

gnykelly:
no be you dey write 10 things about things you know little about.

Na God go deliver you sha

No sha try this nonsense with my wife

Abudu2000:
(1)I and a friend gangbanged a girl who had a baby with her, just because she had no accommodation and we offered her a roof that night...

She didn't want to but she was choiceless at 1am , i just hope god forgives us

If i wasn't doing well now i would have blamed my failure on that
(2) my first gf after two years of her marriage i still slept with her like 10x

(2) i took up to 10 of my friends gfs, only two later found out

(3) have bleeped up to 10 ppls wives

Bleeped 10 of people's wives?

I'm beginning to get scared of marriage

Rukkydelta:
Don't only observe, put it into practice

Or you want me to share my experience too?

Rukkydelta:
tosyne2much
Come and learn

I'm here

Observing from my coconut tree

Bonimoney:
Hmmmmmm since its confession time, let me say mine: My principal back then in Langtang south local government of plateau state always suffers us to cut almost ten hectres of land of grass, and he will sale the grass without giving us nothing so, he annouce on assembly ground dat d next day is grass cutting day so, i and my co-niggas plan dat night nd put a rope in petrol nd extend it to road side we light d rope nd walk to night prep nd b4 u say lasgidi, fire don burn all d bush till now, den nva know d source of d fire.





the worst one b say i be cronic sex addict... can stay without sex nd when no babe, 1anking is d solution

Dem no know say na you be the source of the fire

aldexrio:
My own secret is that during my NYSC service in 2015, I followed and rigged the election, now I'm regretting it.

You rigged the election for Sai baba abi?

smartty68:
When I small, I was told that people who sleep in Church have been oppressed by the devil

That satan keep hand for their head!

Kai! I've been told many lies o when I was still a kid.

I was told the same when I was a kid

Modragon:
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Broda na dat 1 me I reason too
E pain me say some guys join for the hypocrisy, na those kind ones babes dey mumu their head cum dey brag about
I just dey shame for dem...with babes and guys reasoning like dis e clear say na 92yr old go rule dis country next as young ppl brain don cake finish

You dey mind them ni.. I laugh when people were saying it's obvious the guy doesn't love you or he has found someone else

Hypocrisy apart, which guy won't have an awkward feeling over such a thing, no matter how much you love your gf?

hakeem4:
Those bet9ja guys that would use 80k to bet and 20 naira inside basket

Hahahaha I don laf tire

I have never seen photographers giving offering

Krystalzkris:
i have been sending countless text messages, on his way phone, whatsapp, facebook everywhere since that night.. He finally picked my call a while ago , heard me crying and agreed to come to the house.. I just hope he hears me out when he comes.

Eeeehyah! I just hope he forgives you dear

Krystalzkris:
what do u suggest?

Don't mind those giving wrong advice here.. The truth of the matter is that, any guy who truly loves a woman will get jealous over such a thing and will start acting up. If I were your boyfriend and you refuse to plead profusely as suggested by people, then wave goodbye to me.

I don't think there's anything you can do. Just keep pleading and swear with anything you can, that you are not guilty of it. Sit him down and tell him to take you to anywhere he can and that you're ready to swear about your innocence. I think that will go a long way to make him believe you.

Insist on swearing even though he said he doesn't want you to

I hope this helps sha

The hypocrisy of people on this thread is of high magnitude

So, you expect the guy to embrace her and believe her immediately after she claimed her innocence about the condom pack?

So, because the guy got angry and refused to pick her calls actually means he doesn't trust her abi?

Make I just dey laugh sha

Emmacj19:
Bro the first and best thing is your happiness and when you find the particular girl you may not bother about her virginity as it will be nothing to you. She may possess all the features you want and, i bet you u may not remember anything like virginity , just get the personality you want, love isn't about sex. A girl dat has your love may not be a virgin. . Don't loose your life partner just because she was in the wrong hand nd God let her out to meet you . it's about love not virginity

May God bless your reasoning bro

Haryohdeji:
that is how one girl lie to me she was a virgin 3yrs back, n came to me for sex when she was on her period to deceive me....thank God I saw her pad when she was putting off her paint..... that is how she would have deceive me.

that day was the end of the relationship

This one strong gidi gan ooo

Quinn22:
Ladies! Any guy you come across that has a body odour or/and mouth odour, it's because they can't take care of themselves properly due to their brokeness

STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!! They smell like poverty!!!

If you don't want to be infected with poverty stricken disease, stay away from broke guys! It's very contagious and it can kill like Ebola!
The symptoms are very deadly!

And you don't want your children's children to suffer the same fate
My ladies be wise, I am saying all these things because I love my girls, I don't want to you get hurt ya know

AHCB
Tosyne2much since you don't wash your boxers for 2 weeks and still wear them, I guess your body odour is very bad beyond repair.

Hahaha Take it easy madam

Wearing a boxers for two weeks is not as bad as you think. All that matters is being neat with it

coolestchris:
chai I thank God say na Lagos dem post me to

Shey you runs am at all?

coolestchris:
be like jazz sef

E dey happen sha

badaoyeyemi:
The Roundneck Nd D Rubber Shoe Re D Only Expensive Ones D Rest Re Okay

Even the rubber shoe is too costly for that price, especially if it's a medium quality one

Tunnyz:
Going by the already existing protocol it should be about a week after stream 1 camp is over

Bro, I thought someone said stream2 commences by July 24th

ennygal:
Hello nairalander, i just got scammed by a fellow nairalander now. He scammed me of 20k as a result of deployment. He promised to change the state for me in the next 24hrs, which i paid him in full. His full name is, MKPARU CHUKWUDALU ERIC. His phone number is 08030527471. His nairaland name is CRUZYDAL. Please, anyone who knows him to inform him to refund my money before evil befalls him. Thanks

If I should bash you, it will look like I'm jubilating over your misfortune

Next time, learn to be smart.. Being a graduate goes beyond having a certificate, it has to do more with mental alertness

Ahn ahn... Were the kits bought on your behalf?

HARDDON:
All these without communication n blending, u wud win medal for most cheating Husby of d 21st century!

That's true sha. When a lady does not want you to blend her to your taste, cheating is inevitable

As for me, virginity is not a priority to choosing a wife. My priorities are obedience, ability to forsake old ways, moral uprightness, decency, faithfulness and honesty