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Omezino:
[b][/b]Thank God for the S2. A friend of mine was charting with me this morning and said everything in the camp was so expensive that even a Cup he bought was N200, Mosquito net N500, Food flask N700 and to charge ur Phone is N100. Please is NYSC CAMP on another planet?

The matter sef weak me ooo bro.. Those people just wan build house on top our head

ultravires:
Let me spread my tentacles here.. #Proudly stream 2

Seems this stream 2 thinz is a blessing in disguise.

I heard we gonna be paid for the one month we are at home. How true is this?

If I hear.. Thief!!!

jovovick:
Stream 2 will going to camp as from 24th of june

There's ambiguity in the date... Another person me Stream2 will be resuming by July 24th

I don't know which one to believe

You need more than money to keep a woman.. Are there no men who could meet up with the financial needs of their gfs yet these ladies cheat on them and may even dump them?

Just keep playing your game and never hesitate to spend on her each time you have. I thought they said relationship is for those who have mutual understanding? So why you dey fear?

BTW, where's Ishilove?

luminouz:
Being good is good for its own sake....just don't over do it! Nice n good men carry last bro! My opinion dou!
Cheer up hommie! I heard this week my SKUL fees increased 200%.....went out n grabbed myself a cold Malta n slept off! There is always d next day to worry bout d next shiiit!

Ooooh thanks for the cheer up brother.. And you guys don't have any intention of stagging a protest?

Thank God I don't waste my own

I'm a little bit depressed.. Reason being that I'm just thinking why being good haunts me

Amanat, so when are you going to feed me?

ipobarecriminals:
e be like say u are still a trainee under tosyne2much?

In the list minstry abi?

diablos:
Quite hilarious...@Tosyne2much try edit some of ur memes...they don't correspond with some of d points tho

Tell me the ones that don't correlate

T

Feel free to add yours

10. Your Village People get hand for your matter if you collect your first alawi and the first thing that comes to your mind is this

9. When you form "rich man pikin" in camp and don't want to queue for food, only for you to spend all your money and become stranded. Meanwhile, pride won't let you queue for food because everyone already knows you as an egoistic fellow

8. When you go to camp to claim "fine boy", only for you to contact gonorrhea/HIV within three weeks in camp

7. If you lost your fiancee of five years to a soldier in camp

6. When konji torments you and you go peeping at a lady in the bathroom. You village people get hand for your matter

5. If your joystick always erects each time you spot a lady in camp

4. When you wash your khaki (the crested vest and jungle boot) and spread it on the wire, only to peep from the window and find out it's gone

3. As a lady, if you've been a virgin right from your 100l and then you lost your virginity within three weeks in camp

2. When the khaki you're given is large enough to sew bed sheet and can't be amended

1. When you're posted to the North and after embarking on a two day journey, only to get to camp and realized you forgot your credentials at home.

When you experience any of this, it's a clear sign that your village people followed you to NYSC camp

vicmangs:
Everybody is saying it depends, mine is simple, once I reject u is because we weren't meant for each other. I immediately ask u to delet my contacts, photos, messages and every other means of contact and I also do the same. When Isrealites left Eqypt they didn't go back to making ties with Eqyptians.

This your illustration sha

Afonjashapmouth:
We cannot move anywhere as friends, once we cut ties we don cut am b that. I dont even observe anything like their birthday or whatsoever any more... Let d new guy take charge and help them move on

May God bless you my brother

People and cruelty sha

engrMikemd:
u mean u can control the duration.

besides awoof dey run belle

That kind thing

The duration of sex with the person your truly love shouldn't exceed 10-15mins, if it's awoof sex, na one hour things

I like your spirit. You're inspiring

ipobarecriminals:
tosyne2much, oya put pen for paper and post 10 ways how to identify fraudsters and their accomplish partner here

Baba, make dem no go send me sef go 6months jail ooo

dollyjoy:
He didn't scam you bro, you inspected and was satisfied with the device before you paid. He can sue you for defamation of character. He allowed you to test and inspect the device before paying and you even agreed you were satisfied with it. Go change the charging port and move on. Thanks!!