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7. If you lost your fiancee of five years to a soldier in camp

6. When konji torments you and you go peeping at a lady in the bathroom. You village people get hand for your matter

5. If your joystick always erects each time you spot a lady in camp

4. When you wash your khaki (the crested vest and jungle boot) and spread it on the wire, only to peep from the window and find out it's gone

3. As a lady, if you've been a virgin right from your 100l and then you lost your virginity within three weeks in camp

2. When the khaki you're given is large enough to sew bed sheet and can't be amended

1. When you're posted to the North and after embarking on a two day journey, only to get to camp and realized you forgot your credentials at home.

When you experience any of this, it's a clear sign that your village people followed you to NYSC camp

vicmangs:
Everybody is saying it depends, mine is simple, once I reject u is because we weren't meant for each other. I immediately ask u to delet my contacts, photos, messages and every other means of contact and I also do the same. When Isrealites left Eqypt they didn't go back to making ties with Eqyptians.

This your illustration sha

Afonjashapmouth:
We cannot move anywhere as friends, once we cut ties we don cut am b that. I dont even observe anything like their birthday or whatsoever any more... Let d new guy take charge and help them move on

May God bless you my brother

People and cruelty sha

engrMikemd:
u mean u can control the duration.

besides awoof dey run belle

That kind thing

The duration of sex with the person your truly love shouldn't exceed 10-15mins, if it's awoof sex, na one hour things

I like your spirit. You're inspiring

ipobarecriminals:
tosyne2much, oya put pen for paper and post 10 ways how to identify fraudsters and their accomplish partner here

Baba, make dem no go send me sef go 6months jail ooo

dollyjoy:
He didn't scam you bro, you inspected and was satisfied with the device before you paid. He can sue you for defamation of character. He allowed you to test and inspect the device before paying and you even agreed you were satisfied with it. Go change the charging port and move on. Thanks!!

Nickymezor:
Yawns.

So you've lost it? You fall my hand seriously

Nickymezor:
Lol... U dont say.Shey u knw looks can be deceptive o.

Meaning? Don't tell me you aren't one ooo

Nice one egbon Toks... Very insightful

Nickymezor:
Whose ur nicky? and how sure re u BTW sef?

It's printed all over your face that you're one

Nickymezor:
hmmmm

I know my Nicky is a virgin and will never do such

Nobody has said anything about abortion.. Where are the female abortionists?

gbosaa:
Hard for me to believe it was executed that way. How do you pee inside four generators fuel tanks in quick succession?? If the pee was collected in a bottle then emptied inside the tanks, it'd sound a bit convincing but no...

Dude apparently opened the four fuel tanks, unzipped...mind you, place would be well illuminated otherwise he would miss target...so with light on, he unzipped, directed his knob head, peeed in first tank, then with urine still flowing, he channeled it to second tank. Don't tell me you constricted your pubobulbus to hold the wee back till you've properly directed your d to the second tank, third and fourth generator while filling them all with enough volume to cause issues to the generators.

You did all these and no one saw you. You confidently opened the lids, all four of them, no one saw you! You urinated in all four! No one saw you? You replaced the lids and not a single person saw you. You even urinated in all four without stopping and without going to a safe place to collect the urine first??

I love nairaland. I've been looking for that thread where some pu**y nigga 'confessed' to his girl friend that he has killed lots of people! The things people will say to make themselves feel good and tough!

Make una continue...very interesting thread.

It's hard for me to believe too bro.. It's almost impossible for urinate in four generator tanks in quick succession

Even if he did, I don't think it will have a negative effect on the generator unless the petrol has been exhausted, leaving only a little harmless quantity of the urine in the carburetor.

In a nutshell, he lied

gnykelly:
no be you dey write 10 things about things you know little about.

Na God go deliver you sha

No sha try this nonsense with my wife

Abudu2000:
(1)I and a friend gangbanged a girl who had a baby with her, just because she had no accommodation and we offered her a roof that night...

She didn't want to but she was choiceless at 1am , i just hope god forgives us

If i wasn't doing well now i would have blamed my failure on that
(2) my first gf after two years of her marriage i still slept with her like 10x

(2) i took up to 10 of my friends gfs, only two later found out

(3) have bleeped up to 10 ppls wives

Bleeped 10 of people's wives?

I'm beginning to get scared of marriage

Rukkydelta:
Don't only observe, put it into practice

Or you want me to share my experience too?

Rukkydelta:
tosyne2much
Come and learn

I'm here

Observing from my coconut tree

Bonimoney:
Hmmmmmm since its confession time, let me say mine: My principal back then in Langtang south local government of plateau state always suffers us to cut almost ten hectres of land of grass, and he will sale the grass without giving us nothing so, he annouce on assembly ground dat d next day is grass cutting day so, i and my co-niggas plan dat night nd put a rope in petrol nd extend it to road side we light d rope nd walk to night prep nd b4 u say lasgidi, fire don burn all d bush till now, den nva know d source of d fire.





the worst one b say i be cronic sex addict... can stay without sex nd when no babe, 1anking is d solution

Dem no know say na you be the source of the fire

aldexrio:
My own secret is that during my NYSC service in 2015, I followed and rigged the election, now I'm regretting it.

You rigged the election for Sai baba abi?

smartty68:
When I small, I was told that people who sleep in Church have been oppressed by the devil

That satan keep hand for their head!

Kai! I've been told many lies o when I was still a kid.

I was told the same when I was a kid

Modragon:
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Broda na dat 1 me I reason too
E pain me say some guys join for the hypocrisy, na those kind ones babes dey mumu their head cum dey brag about
I just dey shame for dem...with babes and guys reasoning like dis e clear say na 92yr old go rule dis country next as young ppl brain don cake finish

You dey mind them ni.. I laugh when people were saying it's obvious the guy doesn't love you or he has found someone else

Hypocrisy apart, which guy won't have an awkward feeling over such a thing, no matter how much you love your gf?

hakeem4:
Those bet9ja guys that would use 80k to bet and 20 naira inside basket

Hahahaha I don laf tire