₦airaland Forum

neocortex:
Of course it is no voodoo, it is a medical condition called Penis captivus and usually go away
after waiting for hours or a visit to the hospital.

In as much as I believe in pen.is captivus, I can bet my life that this one na voodoo

And one medical personnel will come and claim that this is not voodoo but joystick captivus

supereagle:
Radio Carbon Dating can be used scientifically to determine.

And you think those illiteracy personified men you see in that picture know about Radio Carbon Dating?

And how did they arrive at the age of the crocodile?

brownlolly:
I swear he is the same person.

You're wrong bro

Mypeople2:
Any lady that comes to your house and leaves the empty pack of biscuits you bought for her on your table or tiles, is a confirm dirty girl. Also any lady that will sit on your bed without preparing it before leaving is a concentrated dirty girl. My guys when you see such people, borrow legs say run. Run and don't look back .I say make you run as if somebody dey pursue you my guy

Hahaha Roflkmd You don use laf kill me ooo

My own name just appeared ystdy too

ikorodureporta:
Wristbangle & Tosyne2much.....

Wetin we do baba?

jibs4lv:
yes ! finally one of dem is here.sory i feel ur pain sis,dis thread is realy a bad market.

Na real bad market for them

VaselineForMen:
d op is a wristbangle

did u guy see dat

d op is a wristbangle

Hahahahaha Lmao

No how what the OP says, I'm definitely going to keep my virginity for my wife

Nobody should quote me

Jokes apart, I will always agree with the truth no matter how ugly it is.. You can bash the OP and call her names, you can say this write-up makes no sense but she said the bitter truth which many will find offensive

If Bayern doesn't thrash out Madrid, make una cut off my joystick

Wait did I just say that?

Runs outta thread

LionDeLeo:
Sorry, RIP, as in, Rest in peace? To a confirmed murderer?

Exactly bro

RIP in advance Rev. Murderer

sarrki:
Let other criminals learn from this

Eko onibaje

That's if they will learn bro

I can now travel from Lagos to Abuja

Sike:
I trust my guys. them don already finish the op before I come. nice one!

Hahaha you no lie at all

Sparkles003:
All liars shall go somewhere ooo

So tell me why you disbelief me

kimbra:
You made a nice list but my problem with this your list is the wrapper you included. Should we say any woman who ties wrapper is dirty?, did some of you forget your mothers do tie wrappers and they're not dirty.

The OP is only talking about young girls who tie wrapper around the streets

I will clock 38 years next week and I never for once get gf... Oga Toks2008, thanks for giving us the privilege to find a future partner

Lalasticlala, please let's enlighten our people

askibee:
deerbilicious
g. inaz
beebeeoh
lala
my. nd44
oga s. eun
pretty. hausagirl
tos. yne2much
pretty. hicksme


and everybody at large happy easter

Baba I throway salute ooo... Happy Easter too

Paulpaulpaul:
Missing you is an understatement, wanting you is the best. Where have you been?

Bro, I have been so busy lately... You will surely hear from me tomorrow

mrphysics:
Others have given up on you and I have to do same at this juncture.
You are working and studying? Maybe you have written your name in the Guinness book of record and became the first Nigerian to do that.

BTW, while I was a student, I was comfortable and there was no need to work and study so I gave my book all the attention it needs. Same time about four years ago I came to Nairaland and established myself on the science section with two of my science inclined post hitting front page. I went on to NYSC section, helped people there during service and left about four topics there which made front page. Before relaxing on the business section. While I was at your age, about two of your age mates called me their mentor. I was not lazy as you are, I had purpose, I wasn't living in delusion like you are. When I come to Nairaland, I new they are elders here and I don't go on insulting them like you are. You are just fool of yourself. You insulted tosyne2much with many followers on Nairaland. You have got nothing. A little background check on you revealed you got registered here last month, so how come you are quick to land yourself in the romance section. I don't comment on Nairaland but your comment was forced me when you assumed you are the only intelligent person on Nairaland.

Finally, I urge you, to spend time building up yourself, people already know your moniker and there will always make reference to it.

My brother, we just need to open our eyes before picking the right woman.. Women like this are leaches jawe

FelixFelicia:
Tosyne2much easy brov

Wetin happen to me nah?

Safiaa:
Sorry, where did i imply that you're broke? Is that your guilty conscience running through your head? I have nothing agaisnt people countering my thread, just make sure you read thoroughly and digest what i'm trying to say.

You don't know me either, so who are you to tell me that im a kid? Im currently working, earning a salary. I'm also pursuing my dreams to become a marketing executive for a company. What is now your point? Im far from lazy and unfortunately if you read my first paragraph in my first post, you would understand that im not promoting laziness in women.

Instead of worrying about what man i attract, worry about yourself and maybe you wont feel the need to be so unnecessarily defensive.

Why are you tagging naijaboiy, is he your bodyguard or teacher? I just dont understand.

Bye bye now.

I won't let you drag me into your league of greediness and then you will still use your experience to knock me out... Let me leave you to wallow in your laziness and gold digging

Safiaa:
What is your definition of success? Is it to be ranking in millions? Thats not mine, and i clearly stated that on the first page of this thread. I understand that not everybody is destined to be rich, however there's nothing stopping you from being comfortable except from excuses. People from nothing have made it to today, what stops you? If men in nigeria continue to use their environmental factors as an excuse, they will never see progress in their life. God gives you a purpose on this earth, and fulfilling that and being comfortable enough to take care of your family is my definiton of success. So stop using your pessimistic thoughts to comfort yourself.

Hahaha did you just say pessimistic though lt to console myself? Lmao

My dear you don't know me to talk about me... So the fact that someone flaws your ill-thought write-up automatically turns that person to a broke person?

You are a kid and your opinion holds no water.. The earlier the better for you to work towards building a career and future for yourself rather that looking for a random man that will you put your burden on.

Wake up from your slumber and stop being lazy.. There's dignity for a lady that gives no damn if man is rich or not.. This is 2017.. No man wan put person like you for house

Women are busy out there doing all they can just to make sure they help their men attain greatness, here you are advising gullible ladies never to consider any broke guy

I just hope you change your orientation about relationship or else, those rich men you throw yourself cheaply at, will continue to shine your congo and drift away

Cc
Naijaboiy

FelixFelicia:
safiaa is deceitful, I said it, she was trying to instigate ladies against guys, only the discerning will see the aim of the article

I'm telling you bro

Princeakins, so you dey work for Diamond Bank yet you dey chase Nairaland babes up and down.. You need prayer I swear

Atlantia:
Any girl who wouldn't want to improve herself financially but would rather rely on a man to cater for her every need needs to have her head checked.

It just doesn't make any sense to be so dependent on a man for everything..thinking it's your right.
Which yeye right?!


Happy Easter.

Take 5 jawe