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Lifestone:
For those of us who spoke vehemently against this ponzi scheme, we were called all manners of names and insulted, but we always know we will be right and they will become stupid at the end of the day. That day has now come.

They will soon be here for you bro

madridguy:
It is now officially confirmed that we Nigerians hate each other passionately. I still don't understand why a reasonable human will be happy for the downfall of his/fellow citizens. Many are no more due to MMM palava, MMM saga resulted in so many couples breaking up, many children are now out of school yet you see people happy over people's down fall.

I weep for my fellow country people.

hahahaha roflwkmd.. You're just so funny Bro

Princewell2012:
Good. You re very right sir on that sardine stuff.

The last time i ate it was when it was sold at 100 naira. That was 3 or more years now. Honestly i don laugh tire hear. Good write up.

No be small thing Bro

princejenks:
guess the op is just trying to be funny here cos some of the items mentioned, though have increased in price, are not so out of reach as being painted here,e.g milk,spag,indomie,though I don't know how much cd costs now cos the last time I was at a medical facility,I was given several rolls of it for free that can last a whole year!

I guess you finished the CD within a month

I've got too many mentions... Wetin dey happen for here nah?

Sighs!!! So the OP is encouraging me to cheat on my gf?

It means the girl is not presentable or the dude is a fcck boi

DonBenny77:
OP NO MAKE ME LAUGH D TINY 80NIRA BREAD I CHOP THIS NITE COMMOT FOR MY BELLE OH!

No mind me baba

Boyooosa:
@Tosin, are you a bowler?

Why did you ask Bro?

teozey111:
baba your name suppose be tosyne 10/10.....
you too like 10 things

Na my ministry be that baba

sirmelody:
Even to chop 4 dream na wahala.

Person no dey see food chop for dream again sef

Chuvin22:
If you are looking for 4 5 6 and 7 come to my dustbin. Dem plenty and it's free

Based on say you be chairman... Baba ooooh

NnamdiN:
This dude ain't affected.

Why did you say I'm not affected Bro?

VeniJu:
Rubbish.... You can't afford them due to recession doesn't mean others can not.
I guess you were actually surfing people's waste bin to find something good to manage urself.

For your mind you don bash me abi?

Soljaboi44:
This oga tosyne2much seff..
Hin own no dey pass ''10 things''

Baba you suppose don know say na my ministry be that

directonpc:
Op nice writeup. Had to visit ur blog to reward ur efforts. But I no see ads there

Thanks for visiting Bro. BTW, my adsense approval was denied

fairheven:
Tosin when did you turn to "kole kole?" (scavenger)

That's my profession you know?

Divay22:
What we see now Are broken bottles, papers,blank nylons
Naija i hail thee....

Me that use to buy sardine Chai When i was told the amount,i just walked pass,beside i be student add small change join am he don reach me buy one lecturer text book

You're so right dear. May God help us

splenzard:
11. Oloshos are as cheap as La Casera and fibre active biscuit

Hahahahahh roflwkmd

maestro299:
Oga Tosyne2much, where u dey? Dis guy needs good lesson on the '10 things...' format.

Baba I hail you oooo

Lalasticlala, which ones can we find in your waste bin?

[quote] In this quagmire state of the nation, life has now become so unbearable that the prices of all commodities have doubled/tripled up. People are now very economical as they no longer spend unnecessarily nor waste food stuffs

Without wasting time, below are the things you will barely find in people's waste bin during this recession

1. Burnt Foods

You can notice this when you want to dispose waste materials to PSP officials. Take a glance at the disposal carriage of their vehicles and you will never see any burnt food disposed by people. It's either you find biscuit nylons, sweet wraps, broken buckets, etc. This means that people now stay glued to the kitchens watching over their foods just to avoid a story that touches the heart. Even if the food gets burnt, they will carefully scrap the underneath of the pot and will still eat it.

2. Rice

Gone are those days when people used to throw their leftovers into the waste bins when they can no longer consume it, but recession has brought about changes, whereby, almost every citizen now has a peak milk tin used for measuring rice for a perfect gauge, considering the fact that a bag of rice can now buy plot of land in places like Mowe and Ibafo.

3. Spaghetti Nylon

The price of spag has now increased by 250%, therefore, only the rich can afford to buy it. In fact, the demand for spag has drastically reduced to the extent that many spaghetti companies are now folding up. To be very sincere with you, Tosyne2much has not eaten spaghetti for the past six months so how do you even find the nylon in my waste bin? Never!!

4. Empty Can Milk

Another thing you will hardly find in Nigerians' waste bin in this period of recession are empty cans of Peak milk, Three Crown, etc. The prices of these commodities are not smiling on youths at all. What you're liable to find are empty Cowbell wraps, Jago milk wraps and the likes. This is because people now settle for sachet milk rather than can milk

5. Condom Packs

This sounds very funny but it's very true. Most guys are now broke that they can't even boast of one square meal a day let alone three square meal. Guys now channel their little energy on things that will brighten their future rather than sex. Now that most states can't pay salaries, most guys are starving and they won't even have the energy to bleep a lady for 30 seconds let alone one hour. You will barely spot condom packs in waste bins because "na person wey chop bellyful go fit get the energy to satisfy ladies for bed nah"

6. Egg Shell

The last time I priced a crate of egg, I had to dish insults and rain curses on the seller thinking he wanted to scam me, unknown to me that a crate of egg is now being sold at N1, 100. Many people can no longer eat eggs anymore because of the hike as they now settle for mushrooms and kote fish.

7. Empty Noodles Packs

Empty noodles packs are the common thrashes you would find in almost every waste bin in Lagos but now, spotting empty noodles packs in waste bins has become a thing of the past. On a very serious note, finding a pack of noodles in waste bins in this period of recession is likened to finding a Nigerian politician that doesn't embezzle public fund.

8. Bournvita/Milo Cans

An average Nigerian student likes to buy beverages every semester but recently, recession has robbed many students of these things and barely would you find them in their rooms nor waste bins.

9. Corn Flakes Packs

Many students will agree with me that most ladies normally use corn flakes packs to decorate their rooms so as to intimidate their fellow students and visitors by positioning it on their trolly for them to see. But recently, people now use empty corn flakes packs to design their rooms even without anything in it. I once visited a lady last week and when she went outside to get me a chilled soft drink, I spotted a corn flakes on her trolly and wanted to eat some, only for me to find ridiculous things such phone charger, desktop and USB cable in it.

10. Sardines Cans

Before coming up with this article, I actually examined up to 15 waste bins as my case study, and to my surprise, I couldn't even find an empty sardines can in those bins. I known this is due to the fact that recession has escalated the price of sardines to N250

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/02/10-things-you-will-never-find-in.html

I believe plagiarism is a big offense on this very platform


https://www.nairaland.com/3599866/10-ways-spot-womanizing-pastor

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Lalasticlala

SalomonKane:
Kai bro. Even me sef, I no go lie. The thing dey vex me no be small cos all my babes don disappear.

No be small thing jawe baba.. To manage babes these days no be small money

The recession dey affect my ministry sef

[quote] It's no news that any cat or dog can wake up tomorrow morning claiming that God has called him into the pastoral mission even though he has no God's intervention in his life. Pastoring mission has greatly been abused that some men now use it to frustrate, ride on people, commit all sort of atrocities and fornication.

Without wasting time, below are the signs that a pastor is a chronic womanizer.

1. They caress Ladies Butts/Bosoms during deliverance

When they're trying to rebuke an evil spirit from a possessed lady, they use that opportunity judiciously to caress her bosoms and butts. They threaten the congregation with thunders, blindness and impotency if they open their eyes when deliverance is going on. I This sounds weird but believe me, Tosyne2much has witnessed it.

2. They Hate on Men dating their crush

They will always tell you it's unscriptural to woo a lady and that you should seek the consent of your pastor to approach the lady on your behalf and will back it up with bible references. If you dull yourself, some of them will snatch the lady from you in that process and render you single

3. They bend their heads during sermon to view Ladies interior

Those of us who are very observant will agree with me that womanizing pastors usually demonstrate during sermon and will quickly bend down at any convenient radius just to have a clear view of the ladies interior or view their backsides.

4. They shut the door against any young lady that enters their rooms

I have a man of God that who happens to be a chronic womanizer in my neighbourhood. He keeps his door wide open when a guy visits but when a lady visits, he quickly shuts the door with immediate effect and few minutes later, you will begin to hear both of them humming like bees. God has a way of punishing these people.

5. They parade Ladies abode more often

Yes, another way to spot them is that they're overly friendly to ladies while they're hostile to men. In fact, they will never visit male members who are victims of ghastly accidents or HIV/Aids patients but the same pastor will be the first person to visit any female member who complains of ordinary cold and catarrh

6. They frustrate any female member that denies them sef

They are badoos and they don't dull themselves at all. These men will use duress to go in pursuit of any babe that catches their fancy using the Holy Spirit to threaten her if she doesn't accept. They can frustrate her life by making the church unbearable for her. If she's a choir member, they will instruct the choir coordinator not to allow her lead praise and worship anymore

7. They organize counseling programmes for Ladies alone

They take advantage of women barren women by organizing deliverance programme for them at odd hour and wouldn't allow their husbands to come with them. Some of them deceive these women that the Holy Spirit asked them to sexually satisfy their pastor before God will grant their prayers and give them children.

8. They Ask their wives to go home after service

They tell their wives to go home immediately after service telling her they have urgent spiritual assignment to address. This is to avoid their wives as they can be a source of distraction when they have a special package for a lady on Sunday. They look so tired and frustrated when they return back home.

9. They quickly proffer solutions to Women's problems

I remember when I had financial challenges and sought my pastor's help for N200, he told me he was broke and I was about leaving his office when a lady with figure 8 came into his office. To my surprise, he handed over N20, 000 to her for upkeep. I almost bursted into tears.

10. Their contacts are dominated by female names

They don't let peace reign on social media by tagging everyone a sinner. Each time they see any sexual related topic, they threaten the OP with hell fire. When you take a glance at their social media profile or phone contacts, the ratio of ladies and that of men is usually 92: 8. They are always following 230 females and 2 males. They are womanizers in pastor's clothing

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/01/10-ways-to-spot-womanizing-pastor.html?m=1

Though I have only watched Nollywood movies quite a few number of times but I will say that Mercy Johnson acts better than Genevieve and Clara

Catalin:
Strong men can also fall.

Yes they can but rare sha

martineverest:
eyaah!.......dont get intimidated

Abi now

Happy Birthday Susan. I wish you a wonderful birthday

Is this to intimidate or discriminate against men like us with small joysticks?

I don't lock my phone probably because I don't have any questionable file on my phone