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 Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Will Never Find In Nigerians' Waste Bins During This Recession by tosyne2much(op): 10:51pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Will Never Find In Nigerians' Waste Bins During This Recession by tosyne2much(op): 10:49pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
fairheven:That's my profession you know?  |
| Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Will Never Find In Nigerians' Waste Bins During This Recession by tosyne2much(op): 10:47pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Divay22:You're so right dear. May God help us |
| Education › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Be A UNILAG Student(+gif) by tosyne2much(m): 9:47pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
| Education › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Be A UNILAG Student(+gif) by tosyne2much(m): 7:32pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Will Never Find In Nigerians' Waste Bins During This Recession by tosyne2much(op): 6:15pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Lalasticlala, which ones can we find in your waste bin? 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › 10 Things You Will Never Find In Nigerians' Waste Bins During This Recession by tosyne2much(op): 6:06pm On Feb 03, 2017*. Modified: 7:17pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
[quote] In this quagmire state of the nation, life has now become so unbearable that the prices of all commodities have doubled/tripled up. People are now very economical as they no longer spend unnecessarily nor waste food stuffs Without wasting time, below are the things you will barely find in people's waste bin during this recession 1. Burnt Foods You can notice this when you want to dispose waste materials to PSP officials. Take a glance at the disposal carriage of their vehicles and you will never see any burnt food disposed by people. It's either you find biscuit nylons, sweet wraps, broken buckets, etc. This means that people now stay glued to the kitchens watching over their foods just to avoid a story that touches the heart. Even if the food gets burnt, they will carefully scrap the underneath of the pot and will still eat it. 2. Rice Gone are those days when people used to throw their leftovers into the waste bins when they can no longer consume it, but recession has brought about changes, whereby, almost every citizen now has a peak milk tin used for measuring rice for a perfect gauge, considering the fact that a bag of rice can now buy plot of land in places like Mowe and Ibafo. 3. Spaghetti Nylon The price of spag has now increased by 250%, therefore, only the rich can afford to buy it. In fact, the demand for spag has drastically reduced to the extent that many spaghetti companies are now folding up. To be very sincere with you, Tosyne2much has not eaten spaghetti for the past six months so how do you even find the nylon in my waste bin? Never!! 4. Empty Can Milk Another thing you will hardly find in Nigerians' waste bin in this period of recession are empty cans of Peak milk, Three Crown, etc. The prices of these commodities are not smiling on youths at all. What you're liable to find are empty Cowbell wraps, Jago milk wraps and the likes. This is because people now settle for sachet milk rather than can milk 5. Condom Packs This sounds very funny but it's very true. Most guys are now broke that they can't even boast of one square meal a day let alone three square meal. Guys now channel their little energy on things that will brighten their future rather than sex. Now that most states can't pay salaries, most guys are starving and they won't even have the energy to bleep a lady for 30 seconds let alone one hour. You will barely spot condom packs in waste bins because "na person wey chop bellyful go fit get the energy to satisfy ladies for bed nah" 6. Egg Shell The last time I priced a crate of egg, I had to dish insults and rain curses on the seller thinking he wanted to scam me, unknown to me that a crate of egg is now being sold at N1, 100. Many people can no longer eat eggs anymore because of the hike as they now settle for mushrooms and kote fish. 7. Empty Noodles Packs Empty noodles packs are the common thrashes you would find in almost every waste bin in Lagos but now, spotting empty noodles packs in waste bins has become a thing of the past. On a very serious note, finding a pack of noodles in waste bins in this period of recession is likened to finding a Nigerian politician that doesn't embezzle public fund. 8. Bournvita/Milo Cans An average Nigerian student likes to buy beverages every semester but recently, recession has robbed many students of these things and barely would you find them in their rooms nor waste bins. 9. Corn Flakes Packs Many students will agree with me that most ladies normally use corn flakes packs to decorate their rooms so as to intimidate their fellow students and visitors by positioning it on their trolly for them to see. But recently, people now use empty corn flakes packs to design their rooms even without anything in it. I once visited a lady last week and when she went outside to get me a chilled soft drink, I spotted a corn flakes on her trolly and wanted to eat some, only for me to find ridiculous things such phone charger, desktop and USB cable in it. 10. Sardines Cans Before coming up with this article, I actually examined up to 15 waste bins as my case study, and to my surprise, I couldn't even find an empty sardines can in those bins. I known this is due to the fact that recession has escalated the price of sardines to N250 I drop my pen at this juncture Feel free to add yours Original Writer: Tosyne2much Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/02/10-things-you-will-never-find-in.html 36 Likes 4 Shares
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| Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Spot A Womanizing Pastor by tosyne2much(m): 7:01pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
I believe plagiarism is a big offense on this very platform https://www.nairaland.com/3599866/10-ways-spot-womanizing-pastor Cc Lalasticlala |
| Travel › Re: Recession Bites Hard, My Experience On Arikair Yesterday by tosyne2much(m): 3:26pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
SalomonKane:No be small thing jawe baba.. To manage babes these days no be small money |
| Travel › Re: Recession Bites Hard, My Experience On Arikair Yesterday by tosyne2much(m): 11:39am On Feb 01, 2017 |
The recession dey affect my ministry sef 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › 10 Ways To Spot A Womanizing Pastor by tosyne2much(op): 5:53pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
[quote] It's no news that any cat or dog can wake up tomorrow morning claiming that God has called him into the pastoral mission even though he has no God's intervention in his life. Pastoring mission has greatly been abused that some men now use it to frustrate, ride on people, commit all sort of atrocities and fornication. Without wasting time, below are the signs that a pastor is a chronic womanizer. 1. They caress Ladies Butts/Bosoms during deliverance When they're trying to rebuke an evil spirit from a possessed lady, they use that opportunity judiciously to caress her bosoms and butts. They threaten the congregation with thunders, blindness and impotency if they open their eyes when deliverance is going on. I This sounds weird but believe me, Tosyne2much has witnessed it. 2. They Hate on Men dating their crush They will always tell you it's unscriptural to woo a lady and that you should seek the consent of your pastor to approach the lady on your behalf and will back it up with bible references. If you dull yourself, some of them will snatch the lady from you in that process and render you single 3. They bend their heads during sermon to view Ladies interior Those of us who are very observant will agree with me that womanizing pastors usually demonstrate during sermon and will quickly bend down at any convenient radius just to have a clear view of the ladies interior or view their backsides. 4. They shut the door against any young lady that enters their rooms I have a man of God that who happens to be a chronic womanizer in my neighbourhood. He keeps his door wide open when a guy visits but when a lady visits, he quickly shuts the door with immediate effect and few minutes later, you will begin to hear both of them humming like bees. God has a way of punishing these people. 5. They parade Ladies abode more often Yes, another way to spot them is that they're overly friendly to ladies while they're hostile to men. In fact, they will never visit male members who are victims of ghastly accidents or HIV/Aids patients but the same pastor will be the first person to visit any female member who complains of ordinary cold and catarrh 6. They frustrate any female member that denies them sef They are badoos and they don't dull themselves at all. These men will use duress to go in pursuit of any babe that catches their fancy using the Holy Spirit to threaten her if she doesn't accept. They can frustrate her life by making the church unbearable for her. If she's a choir member, they will instruct the choir coordinator not to allow her lead praise and worship anymore 7. They organize counseling programmes for Ladies alone They take advantage of women barren women by organizing deliverance programme for them at odd hour and wouldn't allow their husbands to come with them. Some of them deceive these women that the Holy Spirit asked them to sexually satisfy their pastor before God will grant their prayers and give them children. 8. They Ask their wives to go home after service They tell their wives to go home immediately after service telling her they have urgent spiritual assignment to address. This is to avoid their wives as they can be a source of distraction when they have a special package for a lady on Sunday. They look so tired and frustrated when they return back home. 9. They quickly proffer solutions to Women's problems I remember when I had financial challenges and sought my pastor's help for N200, he told me he was broke and I was about leaving his office when a lady with figure 8 came into his office. To my surprise, he handed over N20, 000 to her for upkeep. I almost bursted into tears. 10. Their contacts are dominated by female names They don't let peace reign on social media by tagging everyone a sinner. Each time they see any sexual related topic, they threaten the OP with hell fire. When you take a glance at their social media profile or phone contacts, the ratio of ladies and that of men is usually 92: 8. They are always following 230 females and 2 males. They are womanizers in pastor's clothing I drop my pen at this juncture Feel free to add yours Original Writer: Tosyne2much Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/01/10-ways-to-spot-womanizing-pastor.html?m=1 13 Likes 3 Shares
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| Celebrities › Re: Who Do You Think Is The Most Loved Nollywood Actress Among These Three (Photos)? by tosyne2much(m): 3:11pm On Jan 29, 2017*. Modified: 7:49pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Though I have only watched Nollywood movies quite a few number of times but I will say that Mercy Johnson acts better than Genevieve and Clara 2 Likes |
| Phones › Re: What's Your Reason For Locking Your Phone With A Code? by tosyne2much(m): 9:41am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Catalin:Yes they can but rare sha |
| Romance › Re: Princess Shyngle: 'How Do Married Ladies Manage Men With Small Cassava' by tosyne2much(m): 9:41am On Jan 28, 2017 |
martineverest:Abi now |
| Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Suzan404!!! by tosyne2much(m): 9:38am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Happy Birthday Susan. I wish you a wonderful birthday 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Princess Shyngle: 'How Do Married Ladies Manage Men With Small Cassava' by tosyne2much(m): 9:35am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Is this to intimidate or discriminate against men like us with small joysticks? |
| Phones › Re: What's Your Reason For Locking Your Phone With A Code? by tosyne2much(m): 9:26am On Jan 28, 2017 |
I don't lock my phone probably because I don't have any questionable file on my phone |
| Phones › Re: What's Your Reason For Locking Your Phone With A Code? by tosyne2much(m): 9:22am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Catalin:Only weak men can be snatched you know?  |
| Phones › Re: What's Your Reason For Locking Your Phone With A Code? by tosyne2much(m): 11:03pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
jonaifame22: 1 Like
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| Romance › Re: A Girl's Quest For Big Boobs by tosyne2much(m): 10:18pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
AyamConfidence:Baba I no dey use this kind thread take play ooo |
| Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Identify A Typical Nigerian Runs Girl by tosyne2much(m): 6:50am On Jan 26, 2017 |
drnoel:Bro, let's not deceive ourselves. This is one of the trademarks of being a Runs Girls. I'm not trying to be stereotypical or something, the truth of the matter is that the larger percent of ladies with tattoos and multiple piercing live questionable lives |
| Health › Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee She Has Vaginal Odour So That She Won't Feel Bad? by tosyne2much(m): 12:01am On Jan 26, 2017 |
Me wey never even see kitty-cat before let alone the one wey dey smell OP, this one you're publicly proud of premarital sex |
| Health › Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee She Has Vaginal Odour So That She Won't Feel Bad? by tosyne2much(m): 11:54pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
dingbang:hahahaha roflwkmd.. See the kweshion wey u dey ask |
| Family › Re: What Is Wrong With Asking Our Elders "How Are You?" ? by tosyne2much(m): 11:40pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
krauss:The truth of the matter is that we are so much respect personified in this part of the world yet we are the less enlightened and rural |
| Family › Re: What Is Wrong With Asking Our Elders "How Are You?" ? by tosyne2much(m): 11:34pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
isarumah:Can you just imagine? Oga oooo |
| Family › Re: What Is Wrong With Asking Our Elders "How Are You?" ? by tosyne2much(m): 11:15pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
tomieyRozay:Hahaha Well done ooo baba |
| Romance › Re: BBA: Please How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Is Partaking In The Big BRO 9JA by tosyne2much(m): 10:13pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
And you still refer to her as your gf? It's just a matter of time before she dumps your ass The truth sounds bitter sha |
| Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Identify A Typical Nigerian Runs Girl by tosyne2much(m): 5:45pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
chomytex:But you know I said the truth |
| Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Identify A Typical Nigerian Runs Girl by tosyne2much(m): 5:24pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
lefulefu:No mind me jawe baba 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Identify A Typical Nigerian Runs Girl by tosyne2much(m): 10:14am On Jan 25, 2017 |
Spot on OP!! You forget to add that different men are usually visiting them with different cars and you will begin to wonder if these men are car dealers You also forget to add that reveal a part of their bosoms when they take selfies. This is to attract the best of chairmen on whatsapp, Palmchat, Facebook and BBM You also forget to add that they are glued to the "autos" section of Nairaland just to spot wealthy men and will trap these men down in other sections 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Health › Re: Lady Who Lost Both Breasts To Cancer Shows Them Off by tosyne2much(m): 7:05am On Jan 25, 2017 |
I so much admire her courage On a serious note, being an ardent lover of boobs, I don't think I can cope with this kind of a lady # nobody should quote me # |
| Nairaland General › Re: Between Betty Irabor And A Boy Begging At Onikan, Lagos (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 2:35pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
bqlekan:To be very sincere, if you said I participated in it I wouldn't deny but as for the siggy, I never put up such |
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