₦airaland Forum

Sweetcypress:
Those three guys from Anambra, Kanu and Katsina nailed it for me I don't know what the other guy from Ogun state went there for

hahaha hahaha roflwkmd

lacoach:
Mr Ekiti looking like a malnutrition boy in IDP camp Bornu state..

Bro, no ridicule us nah

Just because recession has robbed me of balanced diet, I wish my phone has the feature whereby my mom could make pounded yam and egusi soup in conjunction with assorted meat right in Lagos and upload it online for me to download and devour the pounded yam in Ekiti

Also, I wish my phone can spot a runs girl so i go fit tear race

Hmmmm

topzttst:
tosyne2much what's your say

Bro, I'm not experienced in this area

Spot on Bros?

SirBrightoc:
Answer: f(x) = x^3 - 3x^2 - x + 3
Solution: x + 1 is a factor means f(-1) = 0 : f(-1) = p(-1)^3 + q(-1)^2 - (-1) + 3 = 0
Therefore, -p + q + 4 = 0 . . . Equation 1
Also, x - 4 leaves a remainder of 15. It means f(4) = 15. ie f(4) = p(4)^3 + q(4)^2 - 4 + 3 = 15
That gives 4p + q - 1 = 0 . . . Equation 2
Solve the simultaneous equations to get p = 1 and q = -3

Kudos bro! Maths becomes a mystery to me till date

Should this be a discussion when a lot of graduates are wallowing in joblessness and can't even boast of 5,000 a month ? This unnecessary boost of morale will only aggravate poverty and joblessness in one's life.


What will it profit you if you graduate from Unilag with your shoulders high and can't affect your generation?

abeloureal:
Should education be appraised on the strictness involved before the reward or the quality of the education?
So tell me, a third class in Harvard is equal to what in the above universities.??
So u think a PhD program that lasted 8years is strictness (one of my lecturers ordeal) or stupidity and mediocrity.
I hate people saying this poo. Upon the whole wahala we put ourselves now....Nigerian universities for Africa is nothing but rubbish.. You better stop this rubbish comparisons because every student has their own story to tell. A university is only better than the other by qualitative education and pragmatic approach to human problems not outright wickedness that u call strictness.

May God enlarge your coast bro

A lady with flat buttocks is a big turn on for me, so I will go for A

dharay99:

βαβα, glo is not a good network, yea buh
not up to the level ppl are casting them. Even some
of these ppl complaining are living in deserted villages...

You're right bro.. Though, Glo network can be sometimes frustrating but that level at which people condemn them is ridiculous

stephenmorris:
you get sense at all?

Bro, has it gotten to that level?

dharay99:

Change your area, so simple.

So you want make person change area because of ordinary Glo subscription?

ITbomb:
I should pack away from the house I paid for two years because of Glo network

Hahahaha a roflwkmd

OlufemiAbbey:
A friend of mine tried it but this is what he got:

"Dear Customer, your current Data Balance is 253GB. Your stupidity will expire on 15/6/2095."

hahaha hahaha roflwkmd lmao

Shiitposter:
You just exposed the size of your wiener.

Seriously?

Sowi this is coming late from... Happy Birthday dear

tonaydo:
it's not a new thing. . .did that to all the girls in my class the day we graduated

Egbon. You no dey slack at all oooo I Wan be like u oooo

Jessidaisy4:
Why in the world would I let a man who's not my husband touch me in such a way

Mind you, even in the context of marriage some women are still very timid that their husbands can't touch them flirtatiously.. Smh

Oga Toks, brilliant write-up sir... More ink to your pen sir
Lemme stay glued on this thread whether I would find a future partner

Oga Dmayor, I believe you know that this is my ministry.. Kindly hit me up let's talk behind the camera

Chukabiz:
Did you later buy this phone? If yes, please say something

Bro, I didnt buy the phone due to users' complaints about the battery. I later settled for Infinix

Glassdoll:
Yeah, especially with the glasses on.

How have you been?

I have been so fine. Just kinda busy these days. How are u too?

Glassdoll:
Dude looks like tosyne2much.
Either way, I pray he is found in good shape.

Is that the way I look?

Mikemickey:
very sorry bro... it happened to me where I worked before skul but o went back and the MD said he knows me that I have worked there before and I denied every bit of it. He kept arguing but I never gave in and I was employed again but more than 50% of the old staff still know me but they cooperated until a very long time before he was so convinced I worked there before Cus I know the work.
Just keep searching. I believe u will find one

When he later got to know you once worked there, was there any attempt to uninstall you?

ajasa4link:
Were u issued an employment letter immediately u were employed? If yes it will definitely contain terms as to how the employment contract can be terminated by u or the company( this usually makes provision for a month notice). if all this is in place then the company is definitely not right to sack u the way they did.

However, If there is no employment letter involved then u just have to take heart and move on because in the face of law it is assumed there was no contract between yourself and the company. My advice, forgive the man but don't forget his name

Nice one bro

orlarbissy:
Guys sha

hmmmmm

Do people still stare at a lady's buttocks in this period of recession?

Lizzieo:
Keep it up jare

You too keep it up jawe

The worst I ever used was BlackBerry Tour... Those who have used Tour can relate to this