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Editing software on point... Sean Tizzle no fresh reach me nah

adeaks:
You hate Glo...I hate Mtn. I suddenly got a text this evening that I had subscribed for Game+weekly and they deducted 100 naira from my credit. D tin pain me gan. I have never heard of Game+weekly before not to talk of subscribing for it, yet my credit that they zapped can never be refunded.
All these networks are corporate thieves.

Bro, the way I was automatically subscribed for Weekly Game + after which dem wipe me N100... Tears nearly comot for my eyes three days ago

I'm just speechless... Sighs!

It so disheartening that the kind of Christianity we practice these days is what I call 'Christianity by comfort'. A kind of Christianity whereby you jubilate over the misfortune of others solely because you're not a victim.

I have heard weird, horrible and selfish testimonies of the so called Christians several times and I begin to wonder the kind of Christians we are churning out in Nigeria. I remember when my church member shared a testimony of how virtually everybody in this classic failed a course which he passed. Meanwhile some of his course mates are inside the church oooo. Smh

OP, I don't really think it is bad to testify to God for helping you out of an ugly just like a car crash. The only problem I'm having is about people who are always at the speed of light to go to church to share needless and irrelevant testimonies

nmreports:
Testimony time.
Like someone said above, the manner in which you testify would matter in this case.

Like thanking God for giving you a second chance. While also praying for the family who lost ones to have the fortitude to bear the loss.

This kinda testimony should be given amidst genuine tears for the lost lives if you have a heart.

It's a different story if your only son is amongst the dead. God forbid.

Let's avoid always generalizing. Situations can be peculiar most times.

God bless you sir cos you saved me of the stress of typing

anigbajumo:



Let all you jobless wailers and sudden overnight feminists feast on this as usual. He said his wife, I repeat, His wife belongs to the Kitchen! Hug transformer! Yours can belong to a brothel, thats no body's business. But HIS WIFE not my wife or yer wife.


Nlders and their misplaced priorities,they will just find a way to bash on him.Am very sure if Aisha made a statement that "As a wife of the president,I must knw all appointees in his cabinet" most people here will call for his head.Technically wailers are promoting nepotism that they have already accused PMB for,according to constitution, she has no audacity to be looking after the presidency cabinet.

You're so on point bro.. Hypocrites everywhere.. The same people that criticized Jonathan for not culturing his wife for publicly shaming herself as the first lady are still the same set of people criticizing PMB for publicly stating his wife's boundaries and why she should not meddle into politics. He said his wife belongs to his kitchen and I don't see how that affects anyone's life. If your own wife belongs to the brothel or your dog house, it is no one's business.

If you can label PMB a misogynist at this point then I think he should be applauded for harboring a woman into his house for decades without divorce or assault

The funniest thing is that, most of the people throwing punches at the president beat their girlfriends over irrelevant things ooooo... Smh

Talasuma:
You bunch of hyprocates, a man said his wife belong to his kitchen and other room, which means his entire house, how is that your stress, cuss the lady in question isn't even your first lady, so u guys are telling me that your wives belong to other peoples room abi?

Hahahaha haha

KissChris:
Why person no fit comment for your blog?

Where you try am bro?

olanshile2016:
SEUN and other men of god be looking at you like

what are witch and wizard

Oga Seun might have had an encounter with witches and wizards, who knows?

When you begin to notice these signs, the witches and wizards in your village are following you to church.

1. If the customer you defrauded on Facebook is the guest preacher in your church and he sets his eyes on you

2. If you mount the podium to lead the prayer as the prayer warrior and your joystick begins to rise in front of the congregation

3. If the member of your church you beeped yesterday gives testimony of how God miraculously cured her of HIV/AIDS

4. If you stepped out to give testimony about how God delivered you from fornication, only for you to take a step back to your seat and a packet of Gold circle condom drops from your pocket

5. When you bring your tithe to church on Sunday, only to take an excuse from the ushers and headed straight to Bet9ja shop to blow your tithe

6. Wen you refuse to open the door on Saturday morning for a visitor thinking it's Jehovah witness people, only to get to church on Sunday and sister Janet shares a testimony about how an ignorant person he visited missed his blessing.

7. When u are invited to climb the podium and address the youths, only to realise the congregation is full of pretty and well-shaped babes and you begin to have an errection

8. During sermon, if an invited pastor points to you telling that you fornicated before coming to church. Meanwhile your parents and other family members dey beside you oooo

9. If your you girlfriend storms into the church during your wedding with pictorial evidence of the pregnancy test and abortion she did for you

10. If you put N50 in your left pocket and N1, 000 in your right pocket before going to church, only to dip your hand into the left pocket and dropped your offering but on getting home your N1000 turned to N50

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Pastor Tosyne2much

Source:http://www.tosyne2much.com/2016/11/10-signs-that-witches-and-wizards-are.html?m=1

Tolexander:
The husband almost resemble "Dejo Tunfulu"!

hahaha hahaha roflwkmd lmao . U be craze man

Foolish people bullying and criticizing the president for stating his perception about his wife. Ironically, those who slander the president aren't even better off. Whether you talk trash or not, it doesn't change the fact that the wife he referred to as belonging to his kitchen will always support him in tines of affliction

It is so disheartening that some of you may not utter this erroneous statement yet you maltreat and beat your wives.. Smh

StepTwo:
some of you few Igbos online make the entire tribe funny and sarcastic, shouldnt there be time for everything?

you've made wailing so irritating at the mention of Buhari's name all the time.

I dare you be intelligent enough to create threads criticising Buhari rather than spew his name all over the net, one cannot find a single thread without Buhari's name in it, even in Romance section you will still find Buhari's name more than Fynestboi and Tosyne2much




Na wetin?

,Hahaha... Can't stop laughing

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]These Nairaland females can't even be trusted! even if u yansh them for solid 1 hour they will say it's 2 mins..juss imagine [/color]

hahaha hahaha

[quote author=chabol post=50126023][/quote]Don't you think we should call this illiteracy?

3rdlegxxx:
this is not about the parents neither is about the husband (nigga seriously need to be tidied tho ) it's more about culture, Nigeria has been cursed with some weird culture being passed down decades upon decades and so on, to the people in the north, this is normal, it's acceptable, it'd reasonable, it's like being brainwashed, more like a million people being brainwashed, whatever you tell them won't make sense or seem right but what they believe and always been the norm, Nigeria has so many problems, rape is still seen as a girl\s fault in a lot of parts of the country, child marriage is a norm, cheating, stealing and lying is a norm, everybody wants to scam everybody, some people are so religiously blinded and brainwashed that they believe all they are doing is right with Allah, the change we need is a serious one.

You're so on point Bros

steppin:
He rocks your world and you can't even get a shoe for him.
Why is he putting on slippers like a Vilage tout?
Even Lagos touts wear sneakers.

Hahahaha haha funny u

Tunexsy:
This airtel Night plan na joke, the thing airtel do me on Saturday midnight no be small tin.
I did the #200 Night plan around 12:48am, believe u me my ucbrowser no connect to the internet, I had to call the customer care na so dem come dey tell me rubbish say the issue would be resolved in the next 12hs after my data Don expire .

But trust Niger guy, I disturbed them till they blocked me from calling customer care.
In the picked up another airtel line because no be the first time dem do am be dat

Aahahahhhaha roflwkmd... I don Laf tire bro

happney65:
They do not need Jesus..They need some time in Jail..QED

You're right bro. I wonder what kind of parents they are

restored2016:
and the person who uploaded this pics needs applause.

Na so baba

The parents that handed this pretty young girl over for marriage to a paedophile need Jesus in their lives for losing their sense of dignity as parents . The malnourished looking husband needs some strokes of lashes on his buttocks as a shameless paedophile . The photographer that even took the photograph also need series of deliverance for wack picture quality

The guy use face resemble Lalasticlala Sha

The kind of responses I have seen here makes me wonder the kind of students our institutions are churning out

The Lady wanted to use you as a route out of recession

cherryblossoms:
You started with due respect and then referred to her views as myopic and then called her a joker. this is one of the things I'm talking about. the automatic assumption that men know better and we don't know what's good for us or our own minds. That we are somehow lesser because we are women.

We aren't lesser and I can understand to you it feels like we have grown wings but I suspect you're not gonna change your mind and maybe we should stop trying to. More and more women are waking up and realising their potential. It doesn't matter what we choose to do with our lives the important thing is that we have 100 percent control over it.
In time I believe the future generation of men will all see us as equals. until then it doesn't matter what anyone says, I refuse to feel inferior or act like so.

First and foremost, I never referred to her as being myopic, I only said that the feminists advocate for gender equality is myopic
and selective

Back to the matter, I think women are only demanding too much just because they feel they have vaginas. The last time I checked, I don't think women are ever deprived of getting to the peak of their dreams. The only thing I can agree to is the fact that several laws are made to restrain ladies from some societal activities just to protect them.

Any woman that wants to enjoy the privilege of a man should be ready to pay the sacrifice not by cutting corners of pity or the weaker vessels

Beamborla:
What do I have to say about feminism.

...feminism wouldn't be a problem today if women have not been repressed back to back from time immemorial. Feminism seek to liberate women from the yoke placed on them by the society... Yes, women are part of the problem.

I can go on and on but one thing I have to say is that any man who is not a misogyn or a potential one wouldn't feel threatened by the movement.

Women are not asking to be the head, they are simply asking to be treated equally. Since the society won't take equity as an option. Don't deny me a job because of my virgina, don't deny me a promotion I deserve because men would be under my control... don't place limitations on me because of my gender. Don't count me out of my inheritance because I'm a lady, don't think of me as less a child because I don't own a dick.

Moreover, guys these days want a woman who is independent, support the family financially, massage his ego, run the home seamlessly without a voice of her own...kolewerk. You can't eat your cake and still have it.

If you can't give equality, give equity.

I however do not have to agree with all of their ideologies to identify with them.

With due respect, your comment is faulted ma... To be very candid, what do women really want after native, customary, constitutional and constitutional laws were made to protect women from harm and assault in the society .. . Also, in the place of work, women enjoy certain rights and privileges for having kitty-cats which men will never have the privilege to enjoy

The reason behind this myopic fight for equality is selective because most women naturally can't withstand the amount of strength, power and perseverance needed to attain greatness yet they want to attain the same height with just little effort. Things don't work that way

You want equality whereby women will be allowed to go to the war front to wrestle with boko haram shey? You must be a joker

shumuel:
How would you know anything about small joystick
anyways, we dey wait

This is my ministry you know?

I drop my pen at this juncture.. Have fun

Composed by Tosyne2much

Email: Tosyne2much@yahoo.com

Phone No: 08064787957

10. The look on your face when your girlfriend ask for the size of your kini

9. When you go swimming with your friends, they swim with their boxers while you swim with your own trouser in order to avoid being mocked by ladies.

8. You begin to use all sorts of local herbs and drugs to improve on your size so as not to be discriminated