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greenhulk:
They will continue giving u for the next 6 months

Alryt thanks boss

adewumiopeyemi:
op... just make i popular for nairaland...welldone OP...

Opeyemi, me sef wish to popular like you oo

greenhulk:
It is the normal 1k for 1.5gb plan. They will give ur 1.5gb plus additional 1.5gb bonus. U can get 7gb for 2k and 20gb for 5k. Just dial *131# and follow the steps.

Bro, I just got my phone and when I subscribed for 1.5gb, MTN gave me additional 1.5gb... It will expire this Friday tho... I don't know if they would give me additional 1.5gb again for my subsequent subscription

What a resemblance

AmbodOfLASU, you just earned my respect with this wonderful article.. Thumbs up sir

AnonyNymous:
Its a private university, Afe Babalola University. . . just last semester there was a special research class on robotics free for everyone to join. . . two semesters ago our students invented something that won a prize at an international summit in Canada . . . even personally creative ideas are welcomed. I remember getting a bonus last semester in Engineering math because I used a completely different approach to a problem in a test. My prof sent for me. . . I have a friend too that isn't that great at memorizing, but is an excellent engineer. . . he applies concepts and builds prototypes and sometimes, based on his use of the concept in relation to what was taught, lecturers use his designs to substitute for some parts where he didn't do too well in the written test. As I said, its a private university though. I wish Federal schools could be like that too, but the problem is that there's no motivation and incentive. . . a lecturer that's owed like 3 months salary can't be excited to work with students, all he'll be thinking about is how to feed himself and his family.

I never knew we are neighbours... Im from the Federal Polytechnic, Ado-Ekiti.

blackteddy:
first class does not guarantee wealth. Dangote get first class? but that is not an excuse not to study hard in sch.

hahaha

Lalasticlala, pls help me promote the work of my hands

Since it is becoming more and more difficult for ladies to differentiate sincere guys from players, ladies tend to turn themselves to employers of labour by asking guys both relevant and irrelevant questions when they demand sex in relationship.

Without wasting time, below are the questions ladies often ask when guys demand sex
that they will not want to answer

1. Will You Marry Me?

To be very frank and sincere, wanting to be sure if a guy will marry you before giving him sex is unnecessary because at the state of konji, nearly every guy will promise heaven and earth just to find their way. It is either they avoid answering the question or they lie

2. Do you think I'm Cheap?

There's no point asking a guy if you're cheap or not since you know he will while you hype you. Be rest assured that you will always get an answer that would blow your mind.

3. Will you Marry me if you get me Pregnant?

Ladies should know that every smart guy will tactfully answer this question impressively in order not to limit his chances of getting to the promise land just like how Moses was denied of the promise land in the Bible . Last week, my girlfriend and I were talking about how recession has mercilessly robbed me of balanced diet when I tried to help her readjust the straps of her bra that was not properly worn. To my utmost surprise, she flared up saying she knew Sex was all what I wanted and she started interrogating me if I would deny it if I got her pregnant. I got furious by this unanswerable question and had to order her out of my room after which I opened my Bible to Proverbs chapter 25 just to calm my nerves

4. What do you want from Me?

This type of question is irrelevant because you can't expect a guy to tell you point and black that all he wants from you is sex. Even if that's his aim, he would present himself like someone that wants a relationship that would lead to marriage just to deceive the gullible lady and devour her kitty-cat

5. Do you Kiss and Tell?

Ladies, I repeat, no guy will ever admit going to tell his friends that he slept with you so the earlier the better for you to stop asking this irrelevant question. A guy will always assure you he doesn't when in fact he does that.

6. Is this why you invited me over?

Your eyes are not blind as you can see him attempting to bleep you so what's the point asking him again if that's the reason why he invited you over?

7. Will you leave me after Sex?

This question is usually being asked by ladies who are still being bosom-fed by their parents. To be very frank and sincere, a guy can go to the length of using ogun and oduduwa to swear that calamity and recession should befall him if he ever dumps a lady after sex just to satisfy his joystick at that moment

8. Must you have Sex with me?

Whether you like it or not, every guy wants to have sex in relationship just that some are patient to wait till wedding night while many are not. There's no point asking a guy this question because no guy in his right of reasoning to reject sex from a lady

9. Is this why you have been Disturbing my life?

It is not that he's disturbing your life, he has only revealed his true nature as a son of Solomon. Asking such a question will only put him into a state of confusion.

10. What do you think you're doing?

I find this question highly irrelevant especially when the guy is at the verge of entering the land filled with milk and honey. Why asking him what he thinks he's doing when you know deep within yourself that he has already become a deaf man at that moment and will concentrate on what he's doing without providing any answer

I drop my pen at this juncture


Feel free to add yours

Cc
Lalasticlala

Original Writer: Dr. Tosyne2much

Email: Tosyne2much@yahoo.com

Phone No: 08064787957

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/10/since-it-is-becoming-more-and-more.html

Nice one e bro

yemsai:
Wow...to do wat?

Went on evangelism

Damilolababy:
Were r u experienced in

I'm experienced in preaching of the word of God

yemsai:
M in ikere

I was at Ikere two days ago

Emzyme:
na ur way i follow....dem don do am...tanx

Na so ur 1k for just enter voice mail

Oga KvnqPrezo, I throway salute ooo

Bro, I think you're demanding too much for a phone not more than 25k... I doubt if you can ever see a phone of 25k that has a battery of 4000mAh {in exception to substandard phones)

Babysheart:
How can they rape him with their panties on?

Look at you... It doesn't matter whether their panties are on or not

QuietHammer:
I also thought it was funny till I saw the video. This calls for concern. Rape is rape. An injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

You're right bro... The same judgement should be administered to the ladies that practise rape just as men.. 21 years imprisonment

How come I haven't had this opportunity before?

HungerBAD:
There is something strange about these pictures .

I mean,it is strange seeing Patience Ebele Jonathan walking behind her husband. Usually she takes the lead,including meeting World dignitaries by shaking their hands,before the husband MEEKLY follows behind.

Sad how the mighty has fallen. In the 6th Picture,I counted only 15 people lined up to Welcome the former President. Back in the days when he was in charge of looting Nigeria,there would have been thousands there lined up to welcome him.

No more money to steal,no more friends.

Lastly,who even dresses Patience Ebele Jonathan?this woman lacks any sense of dressing,even with the Billions she has stolen.

Still waiting to read somewhere,even from her supporters that she looks good one day. She always dresses like an Atilogwu Dancer.

Your comment actually made my nyt... More ink to your pen sir

There are three open locks... Two are conspicuously open while the remaining one is not conspicuous open.. The third one is second on the fifth role

nkechiben:
Loooooooolzzzzzzzzz!

Abi now

kennynikky:
lol.. Chairman u funny oh, just as if u kwn waitn dey my mind, i miss it, i miss my villa..
ekiti

Where was ur villa bro?

yemsai:
Lol...which part of ekiti r u?

Poly Road ni jawe.. What about u

Chukabiz:
please which infinix did you buy and how much as at when you bought it?

I actually bought Infinix Hot 3 about three weeks ago... Got it 31k

Tallesty1:
Are you planning to download a new Local Government?

Hahahaha

That lady will no longer have a say in the relationship....


To all the ladies heaping praises on the man for being kind, I want you to know that if your boyfriend caught you cheating the best thing to do is walk out of the relationship even if he says he has forgiven you wholeheartedly.

skarlett:
Cheating whether on the part of the guy or girl isnt right but the decision to reconcile with your partner even if they cheat is personal. That you can't forgive and others can doesn't make them stupid or pea-brained, like they say, different strokes for different folks.

YES to forgive is Divine but you know this case is a different one? Haha!

I'm speechless

I want to wish every Nairalander a prosperous New Month

LoRdCaT:
Happy new month to smell. ymouth. th/AL. AGA1, Emperorlee, TX.OM, Naija. oiy and tosyne2much.. I hail thee bosses

I wish you the same bro... Thanks boss

adewumiopeyemi:
iamkingzlee
Jarizod
Tosyne. 2much
smell. ymouth
Prestige. ERYHME king. vahala ladyf ALAGA IBILE 1 OF Awon werey 100™ AND ROYAL MAJESTIES

Spot on baba!!

kaylex1994:
See that guy representing kwara state...what he is putting on is more of a substandard material compare to his mates

I don Laf tire bro