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7. That feeling of joy when your fiancee tells you 'no sex till marriage' cos it is at your own advantage

6. When your girlfriend went to her friends to table your matter before them that you can't satisfy a woman

5. When your girlfriend finally got to know about what you have long been hiding and quits the relationship. You feel like the world has come to an end

4. When you have been labouring over a lady hoping she will marry you but one day, she bluntly tells you that she can't marry a man with small kini

3. You went to the bathroom to bathe, only to return back and found a female visitor in your room. You will be roaming up and down in order not to allow her see your unclothedness

2. When someone argues with you that size is all you need to satisfy a woman

1. You avoid wearing only boxers in the morning especially when your villa is dominated by ladies. The first thing you do is wear your trouser before stepping out

Sai baba daughter fine Sha... Make I no talk before guys go begin quote me

Pheals:
stay where! When u have enough staying with you

In case you're ready for me, I'm available at any time

Pheals:
for what? Side chick or gf

For a gf that will come to stay

Pheals:
I don't want to go for bigamy

Bigamy ke? I'm searching oooo

rawpadgin:
dude, do u even know how tall a 6ft4" man is

even if you are tall, u can't be as tall as that

I rest my case sir... There's no point arguing with you since since you're using mere picture as a ground to base your judgement

This is a credit on the path of egbon Seun

Make I no just talk sha before dem go turn me to boo.bs lover

rawpadgin:
have seen ur full picture, u don't look like a 6ft4" dude

Hahaha... You can't know me better than myself

Pheals:
Tosyne2much your own pre-weddings photos since Nairaland Don turn instagram Abi u wonh discover mugo park

You can make my Dream come through only if you're willing to marry me

rawpadgin:
are u by any means related to lai Muhammad

6ft4" my a$$

Why did you say so bro?

I remember those days. . I actually left 2go at rank ULTIMATE

If you ask me, I would say that your brother should cut his cloth according to his size. No reasonable does a wedding without having savings

OP, I'm in the Same Dilemma with you... I'm almost approaching 50yrs and my parents refused to let me marry saying I'm not yet matured for marriage

What about someone like me wey never bleep before... How sure can I be that I don't have fertility issues?

SirVintageCock:
DO NOT MARRY HIM, I REPEAT, DO NOT MARRY HIM unless you've mapped out a notable fertility clinic where artificial insemination is feasible. Love of your life bullsh!ts won't stand the test of this magnitude. Better prepare yourself first.

Spot on Bros

Udmaster:
Seriously! Is this an achievement?
A misplaced priority. Show us their other academic infrastructures, lets compare. #not_hating o

I was already expecting a Comment like this

Let's do reality test

Guys, click LIKE if agree with me that MTN customer care would fault the OP or lie that the application for running the program is not responding

jesse8048:
Etisalat has always been the best in that aspect. Mtn will act ignorant, airtel will be rude, glo won't pick but play rubbish advert for 1hour.

I swear you get am

This will be of great benefit to the nation

Akin619:
My current phone Samsung galaxy J1,the phone na idiot I no check specs before buying it I just saw Samsung drop #24k and carry a useless phone No1 I hate about the phone is the 512MB and the 185Omah battery

I sure say snail sef go fast pass the phone. The battery sef go dey give you wahala

DesChyko:
Watch how men around cringe when a guy gets one in the balls..

In secondary school then, this guy wanted to stroke a tennis ball, unfortunately, rammed his balls into the edge of the table. Dude dropped to the floor squirming like an earthworm.

You needed to see the faces of the guys around including mine. Some guys were actually clutching their balls because they feel his pain. Some crooked their legs; others were cooing.. Mehn.. We felt it..

Who else can relate to mistakenly running a jeans zip over the soft tip of your pen¡s? Anyone?

Of course I have experienced it

Maxi112:
what about clipping your balls mistakenly with the zip of your trouser


another pain itself

Na that one worst pass bro

To be very frank and sincere with you, I can't marry a single mother... This has nothing whatsoever to do with maturity., it has to do with choice

adewumiopeyemi:
baba u no say u be chairman na.. alagba 1 of nairaland

Baba agbalagba ke? Recession dey deal with your padi mercilessly for here.. Make baba God just use you bless me this week