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johnwizey:
Nairaland Mod

So you mean Lalasticlala will be very stingy to his household?

With the current economic hardship of this nation, here are the categories of jobs that may turn Nigerians to become very stingy to family members and friends

1. Local Government Jobs

I trust that many of us whose fathers work in government parastatals will attest to the fact that they are usually very tight-fisted, thereby, coming up sorrowful stories of how the government has not paid their salary since 1985. Apart from the fact that my father pays my school fees, collecting money for miscellaneous requires gimmicks and tactics. In some cases, you will have to start telling irrelevant story of how Murtala Mohammed was assassinated in 1976 just to get N1, 000 out of his pocket.

2. Police Job

An average policeman has excessive desire for money and can 419 his own family members just to get money. If you're in dire need of money probably pay to your school fee or buy handouts and your last resort is your family member who is a policeman, always zero your mind that he will render financial assistance to you, rather, he will even look for a way to collect the one you have saved up.

3. Teaching Jobs

Most teachers (in exception to those working in reputable schools) can't boast of their income salary which triggers them to become very stingy. To be very frank and sincere, most government teachers' salary is relatively very low that they have to spend it wisely if not they will go into debts

4. Banking Jobs

An average banker in Nigeria will always complain of underpayment despite long hours of working coupled with the stress associated with the job. Most bankers I have come across are overly very stingy either to their girlfriends or friends. It's not because they choose to be but because the circumstances surrounding them warrant them to be stingy

5. Driving Jobs

As a conductor with 5 years working experience, I think I can relate to this. The stinginess of danfo drivers is not only limited to payment of taxes but also to themselves as well as their danfo buses which serves as their source of income. These will always look for every opportunity to cheat on government and passengers. They are too stingy that they can't et Driver's license and will do everything possible to avoid Road Safety/VIO, no extra tires and fire extinguishers in their danfo buses.

6. NEPA

NEPA officials are never contended with their salaries and will always look for every little opportunity to manipulate customers' electricity bills so as to load the money into their respective pockets. Some of them will even rent ladders for illegal operation and will go from one house to another collecting bribe from one house to another. The surprising thing is that these people don't spend this money on their wives and kids.

7. Sales/Marketing Jobs

This is a very job strenuous considering the restlessness and monthly target. After working tirelessly to meet provoking monthly targets, these people can murder anybody that comes to them for financial assistance.. Wristbangle can relate to this

8. Factory Jobs

The job owners will give you deadly and tasking work that can relegate you to six feet just because of the 5k they want to pay you per week. After surviving these strenuous work, when a pastor ask these people to pay tithes, they can provocatively murder the pastor because he has no idea of what they're going through to make money


I drop my pen at this junction

Feel free to add yours

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Lalasticlala

Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Ladycloud:

That's what it is

UndisputedBosom:
To the girls whom may have blocked their future husbands on whatsapp, facebook, bbm, twitter, instagram, snatchat, badoo etc just because he couldn't xplain how he added you or got your number.





May you read and learn

estelle6763:
" I don’t want to be in a situation where the guy is impotent or can’t please me. I will resent him.”

Umm first off, there are ways to check your partner medically before marriage for problems like this,so that's no excuse.

And you wanna keep "testing" every man to see the one that will "satisfy" you...I wonder how many testing that'll be.

You will RESENT a man you supposedly "love" because he can't "satisfy" you?
Well good thing you let him off early because even if you're "satisfied", later on something will make y'all split since there was no love initially, decisions clouded by "satisfaction".

Also if he "satisfies" you and maybe he falls sick or gets a problem and cannot be active after marriage or something, you will cheat on him and tada..

Example of why divorce rate is high.
People marry for the wrong reasons.

I like the emboldened

sauceny:
Deep inside you,you can tell how good you are with your past performance

So from ya own past performance, are you good?

musquareni:
lol... exacly what one of my pals usually say he will do

xoella:
and a guy who does that is what?

I don't know what name to call a guy that does that

laivwire:
Reminds me of a guy who dated a neighbourhood girl. She insisted on No premarital sex and the guy reluctantly accepted although he made several trials she resisted and won't allow unless he paid bride price and other things. After dating for almost a year and buying all the items for introduction, he had her over for the night, once inside, he started pre-intimacy and plunged in, this place was like an overflowing river. Ehn ehn, maybe she was too turned on and wet. Early the next morning around 6am, Oga tried again, no pre-intimacy, no ceremony just jump in...yet! this place was an ocean. Oh boy, my guy bailed oh, asked her to leave and sold all the items he bought at give away prices on his street.

#True Story

Roflwkmd @ the emboldened

4everisaac:
Snapping a lady's underwear in a party? Is it the height of joblessness in this country? Can it get worse than this?

ucnwafor:
SECONDED!!

. Abi now

Ini9:
Although shaa, u be man of God.. Kip ur virginity for ur future wife. U hear?

Man of God ke?

Ini9:
Hehehehe. If u be virgin mak oshiomole fine pass chris brown..

So e dey hard to believe?

Cutehector:
tosyn go and fvck woman. It's not hard

To be very sincere, how person go take know?

babycherub:
You have to answer it your self, cos I know fully well that you're also guilty of it...

Hahaha lmao You can't be so sure

AkProsper:
I've corrected it. Thank U

Done sir

joborskill:
Mumu guy

Babe wey una don dey together for over 12 months should have seen signs if it's leading to marriage or not. I just dont understand these dramas anymore. After serious knacking and several outings, yeye guys be kneeling down with aluminium ring like person wey dem press him mumu button The institution of marriage is not sustained by these melo-dramas but tolerance and forgiveness.


My papa no propose nor snap pre wedding pics but they are still together for over 4 decades. All this modern marriages are nothing but nolywood scripts.


After 2 years of marriage, una go dey write epistle for nairaland say my partner no sabi fuuckk, my wife no sabi cook. asking for yeye help from innocent nairalanders. That is if it doesn't end up in chasing each other out of the house with cutlass. Awon ode

You're so on point bro