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49cents:
Baba u 2much

Egbon how far now?

IBBG:
tosyne always on point. miss ur thread though.

Egbon thanks jawe, I really appreciate

Lamasta:
Dearie I must confess the post made a lot of sense with the way trends are going with ladies nowaday

Spot on baba

KINGinVAHALA:
Life has proven time with numbers that it takes a witch to know a witch, same way it takes a cultist to know a cultist.

So I would need to return this question to you, I would give you an appropriate answer only if you do same.

How do you know some of my activities on Nairaland portrays been a cultist? are you also one?

Thanks!

I'm impressed by this answer sir

KINGinVAHALA:
I feel what differentiate me from others is my ability of adopting to all sections on nairaland, from romance section to politics, business, webmaster, technologies, careers and some others and not solely romance section inclined.

cc wristbangle

Well answered sir

Franchise21:
* It's a difficult decision but truth be told, with the current situation of things in the country, I'd sleep with her and ask God for forgiveness

Hahaha

ivyy:
If we want something serious with you, then we would prefer to be wooed. Pop the question directly, take us out etc. However, if we want something casual, not too serious then we'd love the flirting game.

Nevertheless, it is worthy to also note that serious relationships can spring up from flirtations

So there's no point showing flirtatious signs to you then, isn't it better I woo you once and for all?

DEAFandDUMB:
You forgot to add zombies to your list sir.. Or don't they need repentance too?

They're included ooo

sorepco:
At times you dont blame people for being minfdless of what is happrning to neighbours. Thats how i saw one car starting to burn infront of me and people were using sand and water to put off the engine fire!!!
Came down and brought out my fire extinguisher from the booth. Put off the fire and was expecting the driver to replace my own extinguisher and he said for what ?? After those around shouted at him he grudgingly paid up!! I almost regretted helping him.

Rapmoney:
5) Bank Account: Why must you talk about marriage when you have just NGN652.20 in your GTB account and NGN1568.43 in your Ecobank account? Nah! Ogbeni, dat na to korokoro enter one chance for her mind oh!

Oga Rapmoney, you have finally disgraced me with this.. I just hope my crush will not see this

iamkingzlee:
baba nla!! Make your boy standa?

No whine me oooo

Btw, na 2moro be una package

iamkingzlee:
Lovely! Happy birthday, Demilade

Egbon Kingzlee

Slimberry1:
The thread is now opened....

You did an excellent job.. Kudos !!

farano:
Number 5 is very funny Well I won't mind being a second wife of Dangote

I'm serious with that number 5 ooo

Here are the categories of ladies that may end up becoming the second wife of a man

1. Celebrity Freaks

Celebrity freaks are usually attention-seekers who shamelessly fall cheaply for celebrities and will do all sorts of things to trap and have babies for these celebrities. This is aimed at getting to limelight and bearing children for them. This is one of the reasons why the baby mamas are on the increase.

2. Money Mongers

The love of money is what WE CAN SEE IN ALMOST EVERY FEMALE. Any one of them that claims she doesn't consider money before dating a man, is a manipulative yet a talented born liar. This excessive love of money makes some ladies consider guys of their age range who have but nothing as unworthy to date, thus, they prefer to end up with an Alhaji, politicians, etc, not minding the number of wives they have.

3. Ladies with Low Self Esteem

Some young ladies battle with low self esteem that they always feel like they are not good enough to date kind hearted handsome dudes like Ronald4lif, Wristbangle, Mediapace and Lalasticlala, therefore, they hump at any well-to-do man that shows little interest in them as it is a blessing in disguise not minding even if these men are as ugly as Adams Oshiomole and Obasanjo

4. Lazy Girls

Some ladies are just too lazy to work, too lazy to engage in productive things that yield make them self dependent and as a result of this, they see any well to do man as an escape route out of poverty. Such ladies will never consider dating a man struggling to make ends meet no matter how bright his future is. All they want is a man that will open supermarket or boutique for them.

5. Ladies who want to become Queens

Each time I see the wives the of the late Oni of Ife, and the wives of Alaafin of Oyo, I always dish out insults and rain curses on these naïve pretty young ladies whom I can never get the privilege to see the straps of their bras let alone get under their skirts. Just because of the prestige, admiration and reverence associated to being called the wife of a king, they forsake a kind hearted broke dude like me and will rather go in search of traditional rulers who are likely to relegate to six feet during love making.

6. Over-aged Ladies

In Nigeria, a woman without a man is like a king without a crown, therefore, they receive lashes from family members for being irresponsible to find men that would catch their fancy. When some of them can no longer withstand family pressures, they may resort to settle down with the husband of another woman. Funke Akindele is a perfect example of this

7. Divorced Women

Ladies who were divorced on the ground of infidelity or promiscuity may later resort to find a man who they will have their heads under his roof. Some of them can go far as patronizing native doctors just to possess another woman's possession.

8. After one Ladies

Some of these ladies who had a child or two outside wedlock also need men in their lives. That was how one almost snatched from friend from his wife. We had to take my friend to a native doctor who delivered him from captivity

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours

Original Writer: Prof Tosyne2much