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ShaqFu:
Well i'm not surprised. He did the same when he came trolling me with this moniker, only I sent his demented ass to the cleaners. So he can wash his anus before can even think about trolling me.

Think about it, the dude is too thick to even think of even owning a blog, albeit he's too stupid_ and foolish to even own one.

Did you know that his glory thread was his firsteva thread on Nairaland? LMFAO.

roflwkmd lmao.. You don't mean the nincompoop owns a blog? I never knew that cats and dogs can now open blogs oooo.. Wetin him wan even post for the blog sef ? Shioooor!!!

The first time I was told he opened a thread characterized by a female account just to woo himself, I laugh that night so tey I wake my siblings for sleep.

Polyestar:
That's it! You cannot blame someone for being poor - all fingers are not equal. But it's utterly stupid to be poor and still brag of riches. This is where Muva erred.

With the way he brags, one would conclude that he owns everything on earth... Who would ever think the SUV owner could register a BVN just because of the peanut.. Does he want to use it to fuel his car?

ShaqFu:
Hmm. Seem the screenshot revealed more than I expected. But why was he boasting in that thread he opened screaming 'Glory' when he's a poor bastard? I even saw where he said he's handling contracts?

How apt can you describe joblessness and stupi,dity if someone can spend time on my blog just to gather relevant information about me and started using it against me on Nairaland.

On that day, you won't believe that the jobless/ poverty ridden modafccker spent five hours of his lifetime posting untrue and ridiculous stories about me and even went as far as switching other alt accounts to like his own comment. I just kept my cool knowing fully well that his childishness and fooli.shness will sooner or later haunt him

ShaqFu:
men men missed so much

Will roger you the screenshots now.. I dey come

Polyestar:
Fleet of cars when he couldn't even register his BVN until Mimzy came to his rescue. Iranu!

It's very shameful that people who can't even boast of two square meal a day will come to Nairaland and start bragging about what they cannot achieve in 20 years.

ShaqFu:
Tosyne Tosyne how market? Let's wait for Muva to come an debunk those screenshots. Though I didn't see them, but I hear it's very revealing and thought provoking.

There's nothing to debunk.. The screenshots are as real as heaven

Gflat:
Tosyne2much, seems you are not the Smart one either because before you edited your comment, I have already copied it. I knew you were a sissy but you are still a good bruv

I created this thread to draw attention to haters I never knew you are were one

Bro, on a normal day, I would overlook a thread like this, but because I was amazed that the acclaimed Dangote/ car owner could be caught in this shameless act

Polyestar:
Mehn! Una plenty wey hate this guy o.

On a very serious note, I don't hate anybody and you should know that I always accord both young and old with respect. I always try to go on my own way so as to avoid trouble


I had a little misunderstanding with a lady, only for the jobless albino (Muva/Synzu or what do they call him), to quote me and start bragging that he owns fleet of cars and that he's already living in his own house and that he's far above me in every ramification. As if that was not enough, the uncultured and waste of sperm even had the guts to bring my parents in a fiddle

Now, could you now see who is a broke ass nigga?

Now I believe in the Biblical saying ""he who stands should take heed else he falls"

tempem:
If this public display doesn't stop.. .we might soon seen post like " Soon to wed couples who earlier displayed pre wedding photos, broke up"
Nonsense.

Bwahahahaha lmao rolfkmw


And I sure say Lalasticlala go move am go FP one time

FreeSpirited:
You try for this write up.......at least a guy should be guilty of one, either now or back then. Many guys wont be happy you are leaking their secret. Ladies should watch out.

We have to keep the ministry moving

dominique:
Trust our people, they must pokenose and ask for answers directly or indirectly

Dominique how are you?

olarhtunji:
thank God I only eat goat meat

celebgists:
I don't think i can ever meet Dangote and have a 5minute chat with him without the word "Sir, help me" slipping out of my mouth.

EmmaFantastic:

Na so bro

EmmaFantastic:
On the bed? Ahhh! . That is direct invitation nau!

And I trust that bro Emma will not think twice before doing the needful

EmmaFantastic:
Interesting! But number 3 can be harmless o! Telling someone that you wish she was with you could probably be because you long to see her or you are missing her or she's far away. Also, what if the time of the day you said that was between office/work hours, you can't probably mean sex, can you? In any case, girls have said that to me several times...harmlessly...maybe I'm encouraging them on an endeavour and they are like, "I wish you were just here with me...come and help me out", or "I wish you were here...come and join me do what I'm doing".

What about someone you aren't dating telling you, " I wish you were beside me on the bed?" What could that mean sir?

NevetsIbot:
guy... You never kiss your bae? Abeg.. Don't gimme that yeye lie.

Don't be a doubting Thomas bro

The rate of promiscuity in this generation is so high that the minds of some guys are only conditioned to have sex as if their lives revolve about it. As a result of this, guys they ask all sorts of irrelevant and awkward questions when chatting with ladies so as to execute their mission as the true sons of their father, King Solomon

Without wasting time, below are the questions guys often ask during chat that shows they want sex from ladies


1. What is your Bra Size?

What business does a dude have with a lady's bra size if not to know how huge they are so as to know how to handle and squeeze the life out of them? If the lady says her bra is size 15, sorrow and discouragement overwhelms the guy, but if the lady says her size is 45, the dude will smile like someone who just made it to heaven. This lustful question is an indication that guys only want to have the sensation of bosoms.

2. Can You Send Me a Sexy Picture?

When a dude is bent on seeing a lady's selfie on the bed, this is a flirtatious sign that the son of lucifer wants nothing but sex from the lady. If the lady says she's currently wearing a jean trouser, the dude will begin to preach to her, telling her why it is rural and uncultured of her to wear a jean trouser to bed. Wetin consign you bros?

3. Do you know I wish You were Beside Me?

I repeat, when a dude asks this questions when it's raining, he's indirectly telling the lady that he wouldn't hesitate to use her to cool off his joystick inside the cold weather

4. Can You cope without Sex?

I read a whatsapp chat between my girlfriend and a dude last week when he was asking if she could cope without sex. My girlfriend replied telling him that she has been coping ever since she started dating the man of God years ago and that I have never for once attempted to kiss her let alone initiate sex. I called him and began to use my Bible to rain curses on him because I knew he was aiming at bleeping my girlfriend

5. Will Your parents Allow Me inside Your Room ?

Some dudes are so bold that they wouldn't hesitate to straf a lady in her parents' house. However, before carrying out the act, they will ask the during if her parents are the strict or gentle type. This is to know if they stand a chance of bleeping the girl in her parents' house.


6. What are You Putting on at the moment?

Guys often ask this awkward question when they want to coerce the lady into sex chat. If the lady says she's wearing a night gown, the dude might go as far as telling her to remove it. Wtf!!!

7. Are You Lying Down on the Bed?

If the lady says she's truly lying on the bed, the next question is, "are you lying on your buttocks or bosoms? The truth cannot be far fetched here, he's imagining himself being inside the room with her so as to caress her bosoms and butt


8. Are You a Virgin?

The man of God, Tosyne2much, used to be guilty of asking this shameful and flirtatious question before christ took control over my life in 1998. This is aimed at knowing if a lady is a novice or veteran in bed.

9. Do you know I Dreamt about You ?

Ask him what he dreamt about and he will begin to narrate how he dreamt that both of you kissing and cuddling at night. How come he didn't dream about both of you singing praise and worship in church? Why is it kissing and cuddling? This is a proof that he wants sex


10. Will You Bring Your Friend Along?

The dude only wants to know if he stands a chance to bleep her when she visits him. If the lady tells the dude that she's coming with a friend, egbon will always find a way to her that he won't be available as he will be going to work.

I drop my pen at this point

Have fun

Feel free to add yours

Cc
Lalasticlala

Original Writer: Engr. Tosyne2much

Naavah:
Awon oponu meji

ennysuccess:
Oga tosyne u are the boss for these kind mata

I say make I come learn small work from you ni ooo

Oksman:
Please take your question to greece, there the answer to your question would be found. This is naija we are not philosophers, but if it's politics or romance,................hehehehehe.

ennysuccess:
1. Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how
2. Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two idiots will say "Boss how far?"
3. Some of you girls can't even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with u for 2hours Ur level of selfishness demands a one week crusade..
3.It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China starts to burn
4. Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face
5.No sex before marriage If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.
6. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*
7. "Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffles me.
8. If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-ray
9.Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex
10. Dear sisters, Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella
11. Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?
Mugabe: I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks
12. Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue n later sex her with condom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?

Roflwkmd lmao @ the emboldened

AfricanApple:
Gian! you want make tosyne.2much head burst?

Ehn ehn