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StrawberryCream:
Lol so thats how u show love tosyne .. That guy in that pic is whipped ... She don wrap am round her pinky finger

Hahaha roflwkmd


If I do the same thing for you ?

firstEVA:
Lol. I don't know if to consider that romantic, but it's all good

My priority is massage. Massage the hell outa my body, I will do anything for

hmmmmm !!! Smh

StrawberryCream:
But his painting her toes That aint romantic

Monalisa185:
Lol, warrapened?

Twaci:
Dating a broke guy is not a problem because i am not in the relationship to be a liability but to build himself and i towards the betterment of our future.

What i look out for rather is how matured he is and what positive impacts he can make in my life

Na so una dey talk for nairaland but reverse is the case offline. Twaci, God is watching u ooooo

tommychow:
Lmao. I can't imagine how lonely they'll be when they intimidate 99% of naij guys. Dey go dey vex do d chyking sef.

hahaha


Bros, you just dey make me laf

tommychow:
When I say someone is "broke" I mean the person doesn't HAVE MONEY at that point in time (fyi, money differs from assets). A man with a big house and cars can be broke. A businessman with no house or cars squatting with his friend, dressing like village headmaster can have a million in his account.

I think you're talking about poor guys with poor background who grew up in poor neighborhoods with a generally bitter mentality of wealthy people (not women alone).

And please, rich babes DON'T DO poor guys. You're watching too much Nollywood, bro.

Julianne10:
why can't you show me here??

Cos I don't want us to derail this thread

Julianne10:
oya show me why they are wild animals.

Send me a pm lemme show you

ellahzy:
show me

It won't make sense to pour my anger on a lady I'm crushing on

Caringguy:
i don quote you., do your worst..
Na that pretty bae called Olivia.arims naim dey that gap..

*dust my shoes and ran outta thread*

You are wrong bro

Charles4075:
Your own gud self. Tosyne.2much own na worse pass. Him nor dey take eye see front and behind.

Gone are those days bro

yunglivochi:
u be boss ooo

Boss ke ?

Egbon na ur footstep I dey follow oooo

brownsug:
Yea a very sensible topic, we shld be seeing this often,
Thank u Tosin

yunglivochi:
sum of these gat me laffing tho

na true talk oga tosyne

Thanks baba

Jhaytee4all:
good one @Op but there is a point of correction on ur article intead for 'lady man' try 'lazy man'

aolumaxi:
https://www.nairaland.com/2865268/10-acts-lead-some-young

Thanks jawe baba


This thread is dedicated to Lalasticlala

Olasco93:
Untrained Electrician
Recently naked wire blow one Ochuko troway for my area. He forget say for 9ja Nepa no dey give you missed call before dem bring light. He dey use bare hands do Illegal Connection for papa Ovie, gbagan Nepa bring light.... Before we know, Ochuko don land for grand yakata. Funny enough, na Mama Ovie Drum and Jòkò he arrange take do ladder...

Hahaha Hope say no be u be the Ochuko ?


Btw, hope the guy no die sha?

sbaks:
And funny enough disrespect to elders (especially their parents) I expected it to be number 1sef. This even shows the type of person the OP is. Mtcheeeeeeeew. Smh. I hope the poster respects his parents sha (which I doubt). This would have been number 1 and its the fastest to unprosperity and ofcourse death

Richy4:
I agree with you man except The first point and seventh point

Sex does not lead to an early grave except when one is having an un protected sex. (Say HIV and the Elder sister AIDS)

Lazy people tends to live longer than the hardworking people because they act like parasite.... They try to suck as many blood from their host as they can get... and because they are lazy, they feel satisfied with what they have.... while the hard workers tries to acquire more wealth, cracking his or her brain.... some develop HBP in the process of trying to be at the top...

Cool Write up though...OP

Nice contradicting points you've got. Thanks bro

wristbangle:


Tosyne2.much, they said wristb.angle is you.

flokii:
tosyne,2much you too much jooor..

nice one..

Cultism has killed so many bright minds (initiates and non-initiates)... we all need to campaign against it

really nice points you got there... m impressed

Thank you so much brother

Gsmooth51:
Tosyne you don come again abii...You should have a blog already...just dey waste views for here

Of course I do bro.

LaurelP:
Are you sure you're not the alternative moniker of tosyne.2much? Both of you think, behave and write alike

Wristbangle is my real dude. We run things together

hardychris:
If you take away no1 from a man you've taken away his life.

Tosyne.2much you can as well cut off our pr*ck cus its not easy to carry @all.

Ladies to be honest with you, you can't carry that young man (pr*ck) for one day, so you guys should bear with us its not easy @all

Hahaha.. Cut off my joystick ke?

refiner:
I love dis guy tosyntomuch....keep it up dude....
10)~~~e~war....u dnt knw who is who....nt everyone here are humans....u might be insulting a beast,demon,evil spirit and u may nt knw....so be wise

Thank you dear

ronald4ever:
I'm only guilty of one and two and I feel no remorse neither am I apologetic about it.

Without sex and money life will be meaningless and humdrum so the two are something I can hardly do without especially money.

After the week hustling and receiving my weekly paycheck, nothing relaxes and tranquilizes the mind like when my inamorata massages my back and 'lighten up' my world if you know what I mean. Lol

If I die in my quest for money, I'd have no regrets.

1. Sex

My evidence and research have shown that, kitty-cat has devastating effects in the lives of many unmarried dudes which has been leading many of them to early grave. Now that we are in an era where sex seems to be the most discussed topic on the internet, newspapers and magazines; therefore, nearly every dude wants to show his bedmatics skills to any lady that comes his way. Some dudes even go to the extreme by using all sorts of harmful substances just to show to a lady who falls prey to their gimmicks that are very skillful and a veteran bleeper, and you will begin to wonder if it's a sort of competition which will bring forth a trophy or something. Funny enough, some will even get laid with another man's wife, and in that process, they will have epileptic and wave goodbye to the earth

2. Money

Next in rank, money follows suite after kitty-cat. To a broader view, money can solve virtual every problem in our every day life and yet, the desperate chase of money has a series of terrific and unintended consequences. In recent time, you will see acclaimed men of God Bible quoting verses wrong and using the name of God to fulfil their selfish desire. And let's not forget the ones who condition the tithes and offering of the church into their pockets and will be riding new generation cars; yahoo guys who seek herbalists for maga to pay; politicians who embezzle public funds and so on. These aforementioned categories of people always end their lives in misery and calamity. They don't even need to go to heaven to receive their judgement, their punishment is right on earth

3. Alcohol/weed

Alcoholism and regular smoking of weed have also been leading many young dudes to early grave. This is because we Nigerians barely take precautions and do things without moderation even though we know the terrific consequences. After being drunk to stupor, some will drive carelessly and unconsciously ride themselves to out of this earth. I have even witnessed a scene when a dude boasted to his friends that he would drink three two bottles of Aromatic Schnapps. Of course he was able to drink it but guess what? He landed in hell fire few hours later

4. Gambling

Gambling can become a
problematic behaviour causing many difficulties. It is typically a progressive addiction that can have many negative psychological, physical and social repercussions. People dealing with this addiction can suffer from depression, migraine, distress, intestinal disorders and other anxiety
related problems. Ultimately, gambling can lead to violence and in some cases, suicide. A typical example is Bet9ja, especially when you want to win 10 million Naira, and you gave Chelsea straight win against Leicester City. You are likely to die of hypertension

5. Cultism

Many students form different anti social groups for friendship, acceptance, validation, to protect and boost the morale of the members but I can tell you that the purpose is seemingly to become tangled up in criminal activities and terrorism. When they are caught in red handed, they are going to be given jungle justice

6. Thuggery

I don't know what people stand to benefit from thuggery, especially those APC/PDP tyrants who display a degree of thuggery just help accomplish the desires of some politicians after they have been offered a little cash. These people may even lose their lives in the course of thuggery display

7. Laziness

The Bible says that "No FOOD FOR A LADY MAN" but reverse is the case for some people. They are very lazy yet want to attain a great height in life. (Dem no dey use ear hear money ). They are so lazy to work, hence, looking for a shortcut to success or become rich. However, they are always looking for sugar mommy that will offer them N100, 000 for a night stand and will swap their destiny with 10 million naira

8. Robbery

In Nigeria, when thieves are caught, people don't even wait for the Law Enforcement Agents to take charge of the situation. Jungle justice is done immediately. Whether you steal a cube of sugar or a packet of gold circle condom, for all they care. Robbers are likely to end up in early grave

9. Fighting over a Woman

Guys who are caught in this act are nothing but dumb scull in my personal opinion. Why would a dude hear that his girlfriend is having a secret affair with another dude, and he will engage in a physical combat what that dude, without concrete evidence. Some of them will break bottles and will be ready to lay down their lives, all because they don't want a dude to have a secret affairs with their girlfriends

10. Feel free to add the last one


I drop my pen at this point

Cc
Lalasticlala


Original writer: Tosyne2much