₦airaland Forum

Rapmoney:
Tosyne2much, I concur with you on this but your No.7 get k-leg for my side! . How? That's because you don't know what indomie and eggs have done to so many girls in our own Nigeria!!! Those two combination have made many girls to open their legs wide for guys to fiok!!!

Gracito:
Lmao, op, yu sef dey craze sha

cristweeezy:
so wetin u wan make boys use entertain before? Full chicken?

ronald4lif:
Ogbeni, indomie and egg na big boy treat o. If babe show your hostel and you give am egg and indomie she go know say you get levels.

Omotayor123:
Number 3&9 got me Cracking . Tosin you try no be small..

Pamelayoung:
Na talk bi this? pikin wey go spoil go spoil whether home or abroad. D one wey go read go read.

I think I'm in the best position to come up with this kind of write-up. This is because I belong we know how to manoeuvre our way out when broke


NOTE: That a guy offers any of the aforementioned items does not necessarily mean it's a yardstick for being broke, but most often than not, it's one of those things we are talking about . This write-up contains exaggerations to a large extent


*Clear throat*

I shall discuss things broke guys normally use to entertain female visitors


10 Things Broke Guys Use To Entertain Female Visitor


1. Gala and Soft drink

Undoubtedly, gala and soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors


2. Egg-roll and Pure Water.

Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not. These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks

3. Concotion Rice

This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie, na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene used to cook concotion rice. I inquired what I should offer her and said she had no appetite. I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After about three hours, she said I should get her shawama and I began to sweat profusely. I couldn't but serve her my concotion rice

4. Viju Milk and Cabin Biscuit

As funny as it sounds, some use it


5. Garri

As funny as it sounds, I'm guilty of this. I have once offered garri to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty that day ooooo

6. Malt

Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They already assume she will not eat even if they offer her food, so dem no go kuku ask


7. Indomie and Egg

Ronald4lif can bear me witness that he used to do this before his life changed for good

8. They offer Nothing

For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Papa Ajasco so that the lady will laugh till she leaves


9. They Borrow Generator

For those who have generation, they will borrow money to buy petrol, and for those who don't have, they will borrow their friend's generator. They will entertain her with movies


10 Ladies, feel free to add the last one

Oliviaarims:
Virgin guys...that's such a grey issue 4 girls....




#Philosopher Quëën#

shumuel:
Hmm, you're gaining knowledge, next we'll see is ''10 Ways On How To Get A Kiss From A Girl''

Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11

Kingsley1000:
...........first make the environment condusive void of noise or distractions make her comfortable and relaxed.........sit very close to her,find an opportunity to hold her hand(form palmist)look into her eyes,down to her mouth(kiss her)




or tell her to close her eyes or turn bk that u have a surprise(present)use ur hand shut her eyes then kiss her

ronald4lif:
How does people this stupíd ends up with girlfriend's. Is it that some ladies don't have class or they're attracted to dummies

A person this dumb should be use as a lab specimen to experiment and research purposes on how to cure madness.

sweetboiy:
I thought the devil was a liar not until I met u, I sabi say devil na learner!

mzpositive:
Lol!.. I don hear ooh

mzpositive:
Yh I do

48noble:
I'm ur primary responsibility not ur friends or work that's a measure for level of seriousness .... tosyne2much

UnimkeAk:
Do pple date online?
In a r/s with someone they have not met physically b4.

NemzySeries:
hehehehehe....bin familiar wit ur posts & comments neva knew U're in ado.....sha I graduated last year but i'll b dere for ma kid bro's convocation......aw dat way na?

Cutehector:
ehen.. SEe dem... Anythn in skirt..

Edigrows:
cc: lalasticlala not sure many ppl know if this exists.
Cc: tosyne2much ...abi wat do u think

ObiBlessed:
Man u just sabi too much.. haba. lolz

NemzySeries:
ur sch is even directly opposite mine sef

murphyibiam15:
correction...#everybody is a virgin and not #everybody are virgin...irrespective of what u wanted to write..

pls na make we try to de use pidgin wey no get mistake or use betta English or the yoruba u been wan use than silly stuffs like this..


back to the topic... it is only an insincere man that will prefer a tokumbo car to a direct BELGIUM-made fresh cars...

#teamvirgin for life..

Nickymezor:
# 9 is so true, nt speaking frm experience tho ...

snowhyt:
considering how cheap sex is these days, i don't think it's lack of opportunity. Self discipline/control comes to mind when you see a male virgin.

MbashrexBashir:
tosyn2much a virgin and Nairalanders believed... If you know say tosyn2much is not a virgin hit like..

chowlade:
Being virgin is not a stigma but some Naija virgin self are like;

1.They cannot handle relationship better
2.They laugh like kids (big turn off)
3.They flirt and pay too much on their looks as if they want to be beautiful like that of a lady.
4.They also want a virgin like them
5.They r mom's pet and can be shy
6. He's Inexperience and controlling as if he own you.
7.They asked meaningless questions all d time
8.Bad body languages. i.e No alpha male qualities in them. i.e they are not always tough
9.They can leak d secrets of d relationship that they shouldn't.
10.They usually not on top of their game unlike the Non virgin guys.

My own perception sha.

See how you murdered all the male virgins in the house