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Sunexy:
He is kinda correct.. I jst liked ur comment but I dint like his nd I dnt know why

PinkBarbie:
This one is a wrong example. You've got way more likes than me. So?

wristbangle:
This boy don madt patapata

Werey!

King.tom, tosyne2.much your attention is needed.

mentorandfriend:
My favourite person, Sir tosyne2much. I see you. E don tey o. I've been on and off here.

mentorandfriend:
Amen!!! Thank you so much.

ronald4lif:
Lol! I play one called Euromillions, which is more transparent and more better odds. I never played baba ijebu but they have their centres on my street where all kinds of drama goes on. It was a good place to unwind. Do you play any?

ronald4lif:
Lol. The ones who always lament how a game they wanted to play was drawn on the results. They say things like they knew 8 or 9 was a banker but didn't know why they never played it

Who would ever thought Ronald4lif could add to the list


Bros I hope say u no dey play Baba Ijebu for Yankee sha ? :

I have been playing lotto (popularly known as Baba Ijebu) for the past 10 years, and below are the categories of people you will definitely meet there. (Believe me at your peril )


Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. The Statisticians

They are usually seen every at Baba Ijebu shops doing statistics. From their statistics, you will see that these categories of people are far better than university students who bagged first class in statistics. However, they will analyze predictable numbers in such a way that you will keep wondering why they didn't go for Maths and Stats rather than wasting their talents at Baba Ijebu shops

2. The Dreamers

These ones are synonymous to Joseph, the dreamer, in the Bible. These ones normally see revelation at midnight of how God showed to them the 3-direct or 2-sure that will drop that day

3. The History tellers

They are very easy to spot. You will see them telling stories of their friends who bought Range Rover 2015 model from Baba Ijebu winnings. They will further stress that their greatest regret is that they were actually the ones that forecast the numbers for their friends but the emptiness of their pockets that day prevented them from playing the game, if not they ought to have owned a house and exotic cars

4. Share Collectors

This is the category I belong. Yes you heard me right . These ones are always at every Baba Ijebu shop, seeking for who just hit a jackpot so they can collect their own share of the money. We are always hovering at Baba Ijebu shops looking for our share from winners

5. Those Charging their Phones

As small as Baba Ijebu shops are, you will still see customers squeeze themselves like prisoners, hence, charging their phone


6. The Noise Makers

They always creating argumentative scenes, which later results to a fight/duel. They will blame their ill luck of winning on GEJ


7. Those looking Unkempt

Obviously, the larger percent of people you will meet at every Baba Ijebu shops are always unkempt. You will always see them looking frustrated like someone whose wife was snatched

8. The T. B Joshuas'

This is the right name to call these categories of people. They are always there to convince other people not to play a particular number. They will further add that they know so much about Baba Ijebu and they know how he interchanges numbers

9. The Sympathizers

These ones are there to sympathize with those who lost their gamble.


10. Feel free to add the last one

Cc
Lalasticlala

stupidity:
I noticed all the guys that creates thread about being "good looking" always have their best picture attached to their profile.

Attention seekers they are.

ilotriouzAY:
Boss

Remilekun101:
is that your other name

nnabeloved:
Can you see how daft you are?

Remilekun101:
[size=20pt]Not again.. #The10List[/size]

omenka:
Any such list without Jonathan and his wife and Alison Madueke is like garri without sugar or milk- only VERY hungry folks eat that- in this case, Wailers.

TonyeBarcanista:
My boss my boss! Good morning

Niyiframes:
tosyne2much hahahahaha paddy mi I'm just saying ni oo, nobody too old to learn something new u know... I've always been faithful to my wife since very long time ago tho... right from when I met her till now. ; but Ogun yen ti poju oo pady mi, help me edit am to something more lenien t abeg.

Hahahahaha roflwkmd


Egbon, wetin u dey talk be say u no fit beat ur chest say u no fit ever cheat on ur wife? . Egbon, eleyi ko boju mu ooooo

Kingsley1000:
that awkward moment when your expo no correspond or relate to the question.....even course reps do bleep to collect late assignments .......most students go for night class primarily to chyk babes

llaykorn:
Tosin, is the emboldened a typographical error?

Dezzx:
*sighs* and another misogynistic male specie is let loose on nairaland.

awesomesossy:
Nah...just hate to have a bad record in anything I do...

stonecoldcafe:
Well spoken! His written english is very good; even better than so many graduates I've come across on nairaland!

yanabasee:
OP..... I'll rather advice that u don't rush into expressing your intentions...

Firstly... You're inlove... So u must not let that feelings to overwhelm you... As girls prefer men who control their thoughts and feelings. What you'll have to do is to extend the greetings to a more adherent greetings. Add more things to the greetings like... Bawo ni, how was ur night? Welcome, hope u had a sound sleep?

After which u'll try and be jovial with ur greetings... It's a common fact that Girls fall in love with guys that makes them smile and or laugh! Funny dude per se... So try and be a comedian just for her. And also add more to ur lines of comedies... You don't have to be funny at all times... Give a limit to it.

Try and let the conversation to have impacts.. That she will want to confide on you... Make her to see you as somebody that is matured and sensible..

When she finally have your time... Don't be too emotional with her... Unless she's moody! Then don't forget to release emotional words to her at that moment... When u say these words.... Look straight into her eyes and let those words come directly from your heart....

She will fall in love if she has two of such moody times with you!

nicerod:
Omo c how ssce holder compose thread like a Msc holder bro i hail o

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]This story touched my heart

Lalasticlala front page please. [/color]

EreluY:
WHY ARE UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA CALLED SCHOOLS? IN THE BRITISH SYSTEM, A SCHOOL IS FOR 4-16 YEARS OLD, YOU MIGHT FIND POST 16 CHILDREN IN THE SIXTH FORM. BEYOND THAT YOU HAVE COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES AND THESE ARE NOT CALLED SCHOOLS.

Omotayor123:
Nah.. I won't do that.....




Na forum I go open

I go just deactivate one time