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misspicy:
Even my inlaw is sort after

foriz4u:
Hmmm.... D comment I c here is totally discouraging and alarming and a call to national attention on building on the minds of graduates. Could it be that all dos commenting re kids or sth? Infact.... I fink NL should start making age discretion as childishness is now very common in here.
Back to the point now jare, OP there're tense of business u can do with 50k...a frnd once told me abt cattle raring with a starting capital of 25k, u can also go into importation, roasting of plantain, liquid soup making...lot more... I can link u up if u don't mind...just inbox me.

U case is very common. People have millions in there a/c with no idea on wht to use d money for and can't even help an idea wen someone comes begging

Candyrain:
Hahahaha... Yeye How's madam Kachi?

Candyrain:
Tosyne I just dey ooo. What's up with you?

vizkiz:
farano, when will you start dressing like this instead of using bedsheet as wrapper

eyenibibio:
Oliseh just dosent know when to stop lying!

Candyrain:
Hahahaha... Why na? Tell us the year jor... I was posted to Oyun but had my ppa in Offa. So I stayed in Offa all through my stay there.

sentix:
Kongi na bastard
Now bleep away your future o!!!

Freemanan:
THIS LIST IS SO INCOMPLETE WITHOUT DRTV AND DBS... OBITUARIES ARE THE ORDER OF THE DAY .... DELTA NEEDS A STATION... BOTH TV AND RADIO.




LTV is the opposite of what Op wrote tho... I do watch it on GoTV sometimes...

prettythicksme:
in djkhalid's voice**another one!! cc:Theson.ofmark,wristba.ngle,Tosyn.e2much
vi.zkiz!i am suspecting u guys theses days!shey una babes don show u pepper nii?

Ehn nah :

Oliviaarims:
Lol..I wasn't offering. Was only sympathising.

Cutehector:
ehen, afta dem go say na only me dey pursue woman for nairaland..

Hannysmilez:
Lmao. This is serious oh! I think Tosyn.e2much and viz.kiz have fallen victims again.

Oliviaarims:
Lol@Tosin...yhu can't be serious bout that...My heart goes out to u..

Oliviaarims:
Allow me send u mine,instead....

Lemme go straight to the point without wasting time

Note: This write-up is NOT a generalization of all ladies, because a few sizable number of ladies may be guilty of few of the listed points YET beautiful. This write-up may contain exaggeration to a large extent


Lemme keep the ball rolling

10 Things Ladies Do On Social Media That Shows They Are Ugly

1. They Expose Boobs/Buttocks on Social Media

Just because they know that guys are fascinated by boobs, they however take pictures exposing half of their bosoms and it becomes their display picture. Some of them will stand by the mirror and take a picture showing the shape of their buttocks. As dem no kuku fine, dam gat use and buttocks attract guys. The chances of beautiful ladies doing this poo, is very slim


2. They are very Aggressive

Conspicuously, beautiful ladies tend to be cool that they barely crave unnecessary attention on social media, unlike the ugly ones. They always exhibit no nonsense attitude on social media by bashing those who have contrary opinion to what guys say. On their profile page, some of them will even write "You are only wasting your time if you mail me because I won't reply you", "no guy tries rubbish with me". It's one of their traits


3. They add unnecessary Prefixes and Suffixes to Their Names

This is common on facebook. To some of them, their surname is something they hide because they feel it's not classy enough, instead, they toosh their birth name to all sorts of ridiculous name just to give people an impression that they are beautiful and classy, when in fact, they are far below the beauty level, e.g Diva....., Beauty, Damsel, etc. More so, . Their real name may be Silifat or Uzoma, but they will deny their real name on social media and change it to something else. It's something we all know so I wouldn't like to start mentioning these names


4. They Upload Pictures every Now and Then

I guess many of us have one or two ladies in our BBM or whatsapp list who always do things that are not necessary just to show to people that they are classy, beautiful and sophisticated, hence, uploading about fifty pictures a day. (Please don't get me wrong because I'm not trying to say that regular changing of display pictures conote ugliness). They take selfie everywhere and keep people updated of their movement, e.g, classroom, hotel, shoprite, suya joint, pepper soup joint, etc (just name it). Funny enough, you won't see them taking selfie in churches or mosques because they are not proud of it. Smh

5. They are always Quick to Rubbish Broke Guys

These kinds of ladies don frustrate my life on social media. When relationship discussion arises, they are always there to talk less about us making us look like second class citizens or illegal immigrants. Some of them are always like "God forbid I date a broke guy", "broke guys have no business being in relationship", "even God knows that I don't mingle with broke guys". One even commented on this forum a long time ago and I almost attempted suicide in my villa if not for my friends that saw me and collected the rope from me


6. They Use the Pictures of Other People

Apart from the fact that I wouldn't shy away from the fact that not all ladies fancy putting up their pictures as dp (whether beautiful, photogenic or not). But some always hide their pictures under the cover of privacy, and put up their cousins or the pictures of people they barely know just to online scam guys.

7. They Always Compliment Themselves

Personally, I believe that one need not adore or compliment herself as being beautiful, rather, compliments and adoration should be made by the beholder. This is not always the case to ugly ladies. You will see hyping them unnecessarily on their BBM, facebook, whatsapp, etc. Na dem go upload picture, na dem go still dey compliment am. Examples are "I know I'm a blessing to a man", " I am beautiful and I know it", " A man may not know my value until he loses me.


8. Their Shakara is out of this World

This reminds me of a lady I added on my BBM last month. I was yet to introduce myself when she messaged me first saying that she will have to disappoint me if my main aim of adding her, is to woo her. Na dem dey form pass on social media

9. Picture Editing Application is their Friend

It's expected of us to sometimes use photo editing applications to edit out pictures just to look nicer, but this is not always the case to some ladies. They just can't do without using these applications to create an illusion. After using these applications to modify their pictures, they will look differently in five pictures. They may bear facial resemblance with Papa Ajasco in the first picture, Weird MC in the second picture, Omotola Jolade in the third picture, Julius Agwu in the forth picture, and Angelina Jolie in the last picture


10. They will Bash Me

The best way you will know them is that, they will storm on this thread and won't see the hilarity in it. They will start calling me all sort of names, saying I'm a misoginist even though the truth is staring right on their faces. Make una just dey look.


I drop my pen at this point


Feel free to add yours


Have fun

lagmostkuit:
You've got pimples on ur face too?



If yes, I can't deal biko

ronald4lif:
Rightly said. If there's any such thing as true love then it should exist and resonate without reason. When there's a reason for loving someone then it's not real. It's only subsistence so long as that 'reason' persist and as soon as the reason for 'loving' the person disappears the love breaks down.

To put it in perspective, if a lady loves a guy based on his money and the treats he provides or if he loves him for his intelligence and he suffers a mental defect and lose his wealth what happens to the supposed love? I'm assuming she'd take a walk out of the affair as the reason for loving him is no longer present.

What this means is that any love that has reason and explanation is questionable and unreal. If it's real there shouldn't be any influencing factor and should flow naturally.

In light of this, when next a person tells us they love us for so so reason there's a need to be worried. So OP, your babe is in tune with the real love if her response is sincere and she's not being evasive.

lagmostkuit:
Se..un tagged ur moniker to it when he created d smiley abi?

That is undoubtedly my smiley jhor


So back to the topic. You mean if we happen to date, you cant burst my pimples ?

lagmostkuit:
Yeah, seriously..

lagmostkuit:
I can't burst the pimples on his face (if any)

SirDorianGray:
Loool Walahi, u go still anchor "Tales by moonlight"

hahn:
@bolded, with omo abi? I hope it got clean

aboyaji:
thanks for your wonderful contribution. You are just good