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Edum13656:
the guy that disvirgined her virginity is Adekola Adeyemo

Na the level be that

Xavier5:
tosyne2much, your damn hilarious.
no 5, 7, 8 and 9 are so on point most especially the dressing part.
#Xavier.

Thanks bro

chigoizie7:
u never see anything, I have been a body count to a lady who has dated more than 11 guys. she is just 24 as at the time we met. and she also said she started FUUUCKING when she entered year 1 in the university, also that she has dated a guy for 2 years and some months without cheating. she read a 5year course and I met her during NYSC. SHE left secondary school at 17. and I was like. 11 guys? 24 years?

I did the maths. I had to run .

probably she is a bad person , if not why all the guys leaving?

24 minus 17 is 7 years, and she has dated a guy for 3years, I was like, 4years for 10 guys.

Hmmm.. This one weak me bro

You wan cause wahala

During my undergraduate days, we were three who moved together as friends and we were very close to this lecturer. We used pay courtesy visit to him and we were very close to his wife as well. He wanted to marry this lady in my class as his second wife and was already proposing a secret introduction. One way or the other, the wife heard about it and this caused a brawl in the family. The man concluded we must have told her since we knew about the parole.

Unfortunately, he happened to invigilate one of our exams and he chased the three of us out of the exam barely thirty minutes into the exam. Only three of us
had carry over in that course. In his own course, he gave one of who was his number suspected due to his vocality and he spared the two of us by giving us "40"..

The effect of this cruelty on our GP was devastating as it crushed it badly.. Well, karma played its role and he got sacked barely a year after

Lalas247:
whoa....
opinions of a non bearded ninja ... who cares.. my back.is covered in it and a special.area if u know.u know
spiritual KO...na only naija witches n wizard dey worry una...



olori buruku make forever gf kill u there nonsense.. can u imagine y'all didn't see that trash abi ... smy.....

Jesu! Na you dey shower curses on person like this?

ImaIma1:

U laughing?

franchasng:
This guy is a genius, damn it, guy I need to give u some bottles

Thanks man

Cc Lalasticlala

nikkypearl:
Oloshii to un so oro oshi ni igboro enu

Don't mind her jawe

gurunlocker:
Telegram is not popular among Nigerians like whatsapp.

It's not widely accepted like Whastapp but it beats Whastapp hands down

Chriswazo:
Telegram wey Ponzi peeps use finish me, may e be down forever joor

Haha

deedy111:
I can personally relate with the last one, I met and dated one like that for few months, I almost gave up with all her rule and regulations and always perfect attitude, but I later liked when I finally bleeped her.

Hmm when I was bleeping her, was surprised how she couldn't manage or regulate the way she spoke in tongues, she was so carried away I had to slap her butts hard severally as a revenge of her earlier insult but she didn't even noticed
After the whole show if dare try to mimick how she did, only her face go tell me how far.

I love em more on bed

This one weak me oo

dumahi:
Tosin, na u suppose rule Naija. U 2much gan!

Hope I'm on point?

10. When she thinks you can never bleep her but you finally did

9. She claims equality and always want to control you but when you talk about splitting bills

8. She says she doesn't care about a man's money but when another guy is showing her money

7. When she visits your family, she doesn't act like a feminist so that your mom won't discourage you from marrying her

6. The way she walks carrying herself like an alpha in front of your friends/everyone

5. She dresses the way likes but you just can't call her to order because your opinion doesn't count

4. When you tell her to help you sweep or wash the plates, she begins to give you tales of how it's not the duty of a woman to help a man do chores but optional

3. When she's very lazy keeping the house tidy but uses feminism to cover up

2. When she accepts to date you, she spells out her rules and regulations and what she can't do for a man

1. The way she looks at you when wooing her. She's not swayed by romantic talks because she has heard it all

Perfectdanny:
The Boss how far

I hail you baba

Nickymezor:
Bad child . I know na this kind thread u dey like .How u dey?happy weekend

I'm fine Nicky.. Mehn it's been a while

Headlaw:
Tosyne u can take challenge! 10k na change for u

But no babe is willing to do that nah

Oboi the kind speed wey I use enter this thread ehn

samysmoothfresh:
Op @headlaw, go edit your first comment make you change am to:

"10k each to the first 10 ladies to celebrate world bra-less day with a pic of their bra-less bweast"


and see how pictures go dey fall out from all corners......................

Hahaha

A silly assertion coming from a silly girl

Biggty:
Atiku and PDP would have stand a chance if they made a better choice by picking a more popular VP candidate, with this combo they will lose woefully next year.


Congratulations to APC in advance

Was Osibanjo as popular as Obi when people voted him in 2015?

axponline:
To all those who think a running mate from the SW will make a significant difference please consider the following

1. SW usually votes for whoever they think will present a progressive agenda for Nigeria not because of tribe etc. In 2015, PMB was voted for in the SW because we thought he would restore some sanity to the system and not because of Prof Osinbajo per se.
2. SW votes have always been split 60/40 between opposition and PDP regardless of who the candidate is. Even in 2015 when PMB won, the vote was still split 60/40 between apc and pdp. Its not going to be any different this time around.
3. Even when Obasanjo a SW candidate was running, the vote was still split 60/40 at the presidential election.

In 2019, the SW vote will still be split 60/40 is what I think regardless of who the VP candidate is.

May God bless you this reasoning.. I'm surprised people are saying that SW will not vote for PDP because the VP is not from SW