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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 1:34pm On May 08, 2015
charly4lyf:
Sure, it will be soon cos Tophaz is winning.
One advice though, get a new account ready. smiley smiley smiley
Let's wait and see na :tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies! Will You Allow Your Man Do This On Your Wedding Day? by tosyne2much(m): 1:31pm On May 08, 2015
Xiadnat:
Mr. Tosyne, how now?
Seriously, I have no idea of what the groom is looking for under her wedding gown cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies! Will You Allow Your Man Do This On Your Wedding Day? by tosyne2much(m): 12:46pm On May 08, 2015
Xiadnat:
Was he not there when she was dressing up.?
hahahahaha cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 8:51am On May 08, 2015
I see Twaci winning this contest

Just as I told Seun to deactivate my account if GMB losses

Now I'm saying it again, if Twaci doesn't win this contest, I dare Seun to have my account deactivated without pity cool
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 8:47am On May 08, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
her royal highness
the minister of women affairs sees your handwork that has cataputed you to a high level in which pope and the arch bishop have recognised your presence and zeal you put up for this show that have mesmerize my personality making me more famished with ferociousness of a higgledy - piggledy and for adapting to the modus operandi and making the antidiestablishmentarism even though some people cannot symbol this symbolic excitement that have symbolised in a symbolism. Well done..



Incase you don't understand what i typed, even me too do not understandcheesy
Oga calm down na cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 8:44am On May 08, 2015
obiak4:
pls rename your post pregnancy does not I repeat happen by mistake x10
alryt sir
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 12:07am On May 08, 2015
lampardizik:
I want to know why the elephant is the only mammal that can't jump tongue tonguetonguetonguetonguetongue
I will tell you later in the day cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 12:05am On May 08, 2015
cool
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 11:58pm On May 07, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Baba tosyne2much me I don park my bus here o. grin

All these babes no wan gree pay their bills o grin
Na so baba cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 11:54pm On May 07, 2015
Teempakguy:
shocked oyah talk am na grin
Yoruba adage says, a father does not disclose the name of his child b4 the naming ceremoney cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 11:52pm On May 07, 2015
ronald4lif:
Hahaha *passes him glue*. Keep calm and relieve tension. grin
As my vaseline for house don finish, na super glue sure pass cool
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 11:51pm On May 07, 2015
stephenqueen:
Orijin101 murdered that bìtch cheesy
As in ehn, Orijin really murdered the son of man

I no know say e sabi finish person like this oooo..
That's what we call FATALITY in mortal combat cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 11:48pm On May 07, 2015
LEAFLET:
The f*ck are you wowing for Tosyn..See money controls the whole world..That's fact and you shouldn't think all the women that are pregnant for flavour are fools..Women need comfort and a sense of belonging..I am not ready to marry now because I need to pursue a very demanding career but a kid will ease the pressure off my back cos of only son ish..
Just try and make things right sha

May God help you
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 11:42pm On May 07, 2015
Seriously enjoying the bashing in stealth mode

Orijin101 you wicked ooooo, see how you murdered the son of man cheesy


Missclasssy, keep the fire burning jawe

Ronald4lif, abeg roger me your super glue maaa take self service as I dey dey read comments in stealth mode

AgapeCharis, you are missing if you are not on this thread cool

TheSonOfMark, where the hell are you na?
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 10:56pm On May 07, 2015
LEAFLET:
My girl is currently pregnant for me now and I've accepted the pregnancy because I was the one that asked her to do it in the first place but also I will not get married to her but will take very good care of her and my baby....
Wooooooow !!!!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 9:37pm On May 07, 2015
I already know who the winner is

My only fear is that the INEC chairman (dge'asy) should not rig this election cool
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 8:46pm On May 07, 2015
Leebeedo:
You forgot their most silly attitude/notion

They act/believe that for a girl to be pregnant, she must had sex several times and they'll be like, "Na only once we straff oh"
Bwahahahaha roflwkmd

Chaiii see as I dey laf for here cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 8:45pm On May 07, 2015
goodgood2:
I've seen better stuffs from you. Not that your points are not true; I have issues with the presentation. However, I know the next will be better than this. Thumbs up.
Alryt thanks boss
cool

Thanks for the encouragement.. I will keep try harder
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 8:03pm On May 07, 2015
heffem:
Before i even open the topic sef, i don know say na tosyne2much post am.............bros , take am easy with 10things dis, 10 things dat...
Hahahahahah na so e dey be jawe cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 7:52pm On May 07, 2015
chimerase2:
I can neva shy away from ma responsibility
And I can neva drive away cus we both did it togeda
Wen I gave ma gal friend belle I was surprised becos I tot I always do de witdrawal method wen AMU cuming but hey since it was our problem we becam mor closer in oda to knw wat next

Next telling our friend yea tosin u r right in dis because dat is de first tin a guy should and always do, we do dat because we always want to har d opinon of our friends not minding d mockery grin
Omo dos ma niggas laff me die eh grin
Hope ur babe don born sha ? cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 7:37pm On May 07, 2015
lilmax:
when you were in the world grin so where you dey now?
Now I'm in christ Jesus cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 7:17pm On May 07, 2015
cupid1:
bros, if no be girl get am we go quarrel ooh cheesy
. Hahahaha

Egbon, you suppose know say I no dey flirt for this section cheesy
Health › Re: MouthAction Is ‘bigger Cause Of Throat Cancer Than Tobacco’ by tosyne2much(m): 7:02pm On May 07, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Na for who then?? cheesy grin cheesy
Na for people like you cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 6:41pm On May 07, 2015
cupid1:
how can you be booking space on your own thread wen pple are still struggling to get front row seat
Baba, e get wetin I reserve that space for cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by tosyne2much(m): 6:22pm On May 07, 2015
Cutehector:
u must be a member of christ embassy
hahahahahah roflwkmd cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 6:19pm On May 07, 2015
ifyan:
Excuse did you say you love what you did.
This boi kai! My people.
You know. .....
Hahaha cheesy
I never said so oooo
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 6:15pm On May 07, 2015
Thugnificient:
Tosyne2much, must yovr list always be 10.
But it's nine this time cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 5:48pm On May 07, 2015
cool
Romance › 10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op):
When I was in the world I impregnated quite a few number of ladies and the needful was done to save myself from poo. *Quote me and say rubbish and I will show you why elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump 8* Believe me at your own peril cheesy

GEJ's fruitless administration is not smiling on youths to the extent that, to man up and be a father is as difficult as scoring 200 in OAU post UME exam cheesy

However, the magic words "I am pregnant" is like a shot from a starter's pistol to an average hustling Naijaboiy which can in most cases causes more swerves to his life cos it gears him into adjusting to a lifelong race requiring commitment, responsibility, diligence, and a general reorganization of his live.

For many dudes, those three magic words are often heard as a close to their otherwise independent life.

A guy can promise you the whole world but will turn his back on you, and in some cases dump you in a wink the moment you tell him you are pregnant for him

I don't like taking people's time

Here we go cool

10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends

1. They Deny It Vehemently
This should top the list. They will deny it vehemently when they know they can't take responsibility or when the lady in question was just on a "chop and clean mouth" parol and she's not worth taking home. *You know that awkward moment when you carelessly impregnate the lady you put on chop and clean mouth parol. Hahaha cheesy *

2. They Persuade Her To Go For An Abortion
I think this should come second. Those who don't have good financial standing or capability will force her into committing an abortion. They are unnecessary being nice and caring during those times. They will talk calmly about their unemployment, the weight of their bank account, and the marriage plans they have for her in the future. * if I hear*.. They are only trying to save themselves from shiiiit

3. They Blame Her For Being Careless
Many will blame their girlfriends for being careless by not using pregnancy preventive drugs prior to/aftermath of sex.. Oga abeg park well jhoooor. Why you sef no protect yaself ?

4. They Act Like Pregnancy Is New To Them
Even though they know they are responsible for the pregnancy, you will see them opening their mouths in amazement just as GEJ did the moment Buhari was announced the winner.

5. They Broadcast It To Their Friends
They will table the matter to their friends
calling her names, spreading rumors and
some more craziness. You go hear things like
"this babe just wan push dis belle for me sha,
me wey I never ready to be person papa" I
don't know why ladies like putting problems in
one"s neck sef.. *Oooga abeg swerve enter BRT
lane jhoooor, like say you no do am*

6 He Calls For Paternity Test
In today's world, many dudes are not faithful to their so called girls cos promiscuity is the talk of the day. They know they are responsible for it but will keep demanding a paternity test and will never drop a kobo for it, which is smart on their part & not unreasonable.

7. They Try To Avoid Her At All Cost
Some will go as far as changing their phone numbers or restrict their moment in order to avoid her. This is to signal to her that they she should carry her cross.. OYO

8. They Tell Their Mom Not To Believe Her Claim
I have seen the case of a guy who impregnated his girlfriend and went ahead to tell her mom never to believe her claim cos she wants to force the pregnancy on her. The mother even resorted to harassing and calling her slut and that she stay out of his son's life in order not to push another person's pregnancy on her son

9. They Drive Her Out Of Their House
Some become so aggressive that they order her out of their room threatening to never to beat her if she dare mention that statement

10. Feel free to add the last one cool

Written by: Tosyne2much
Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/05/im-not-exempted-from-this-shameful-acts.html
cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tosyne2much(m): 4:44pm On May 07, 2015
daveP:
uses a thracian sword to rip apart the "Bishop-like" robe he just put on) grin
bros how fa cool
Health › Re: MouthAction Is ‘bigger Cause Of Throat Cancer Than Tobacco’ by tosyne2much(m): 4:43pm On May 07, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Tosyne2much hope you don hear o cheesy grin grin
This thread no be for me oooo cheesy
Phones › Re: Is (excessive/frequent) Changing Of Display Picture A Sign Of Immaturity? by tosyne2much(m): 2:46pm On May 07, 2015
InZA:
A lady that changes dp regularly wouldn't make a good wife... Honestly, there's are many things I find unsettling about a lady that changes her dp every 30mins. One of such is the suggestion that she's a noise maker in real life.... and I can't stand a woman who makes noise. There's this drop living gorgeous lady on my bbm, I had been nursing the idea of sending her my application (if you think I'm talking about a job you're on a long thing). But I noticed this lady changes dp like every 30mins, I thought it was a one off thing so I was ready to let it slide, but later on I realized it was a habit.... Suffice to say, I used the application paper to wrap akara angry


At the very basic level excessive dp changing reeks of inferiority complex, I can say so because I used to deal with it too but mine was not dp changing, rather it was putting my "bbm songs" on so that my contacts could see what I was playing because I wanted them to validate my taste in good songs, more so because I played only christian songs. But later on, I just had to be truthful to myself.


MizMyColi.... Your honesty is a virtue worth celebrating... and as it's said in my church- I celebrate you smiley
Oooooooh my God !!!

You are an intelligent young man

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