₦airaland Forum

softysparky:
Tosyn you are too much.
Nice one.

modskiller:
@Tosyn2much I no say na you go dey behind this.

ZionJay:
Nice one bro. I cover you with the blood of Jesus in case anybody wants to attack you.

Amen

Thanks bro

johndan103:
Ro,kiatu kindly take note of numbers 2, 3 and 8

Oooooboi my hand no dey dis one oooo

superSsam:
I don't understand, this dude's topics are all related to females or feminine matters. Isn't there anything else you have at least basic knowledge of? Is this all there is to you intellectually? #justsaying

EmmaFantastic:
OMG! Tosyne-is-always-too-much! You nailed it man! As for your statement that them gurls will jump out to start bashing you, I can't see any insulting thing in your post that should warrant that. You just made some very sensible points that can even apply to guys too. In fact, you are too much!

Thanks so much my bros

Kassidy90:
Permission to share on fb

You are free bro

Ishilove:
Hell no. I just find your list very naïve, that's all.

Kachisbarbie:
lols
Tosyne I am not above 25, so i'm excluded ba?

They should also stop defining their brows and read more books.

If I hear

No whine me jhoooor

Ishilove:
Tosyne2much, where do you get all these lists from?

Ishilove, I hope this is not an attempt to bash me ?

EggovinMma:
Abeg make I park my tutuke here, na tosyne2.much thread.

It will not hit the FP

Psalmwise:
Hmmm...welicum bfk 4rm hibernation

Who tell u say I dey hibernation mode ?

Age doesn't define maturity but that's NOT a good excuse for a marriageable lady to be delusional in her thoughts and reasoning

This write-up is NOT written for you to pat me on the back cos I know that many ladies intensely dislike hearing the truth, therefore, they will rain curses and have me hated for this write-up but who cares ?

I've got no time at all

Let's get to business

1. Keeping Of Magas
The notion that ladies are naturally favoured has turned many ladies into beggar, however, the only difference between some of them and the malams we see on the streets begging for alms is location. If at 25, you are still keeping magas, I'm sowi your enemies in your village are still using your photography to fan themselves

2. Over-bloated Ego
That many male species are stalking you both offline and online does not mean the chase will never end for as long as you live. However, it' s not about the quantity of people toasting you but their personality. More so, it's also paramount to remember the law of demand, cheap goods attract many buyers

3 I Don't Take Nonsense Attitude
I can't but shake my head each time I see ladies with a display of arrogance under the cloak of "I don't take nonsense'. They don't want to take nonsense from hostel mates, mother-in-law, church members, neighbours, friends and family members; but little do the they know that there will be a particular stage in their life when they have to swallow their over-bloated pride and eat, drink and bath with NONSENSE at the expense of peace keeping

4. Using Childish Names As Facebook Names
I must say that only kids should be caught adding prefixes such as Lipstickgirl, sugarpie Susan. Ooooh common you suppose don pass this level na

5. Being Too Artificial
Have you ever wondered why most men decide to settle down with ladies with appear natural ? You fix eye lashes, wear waist chain, bleach, tattoo your body and you cat walk from street to street showing how sophisticated you are. I'm sowi, even the man destined for you from Heaven may swerve you into the BRT lane

6. Criticizing The Wedding Of Others
Several times, I have overheard many ladies lashing the wedding ceremony of others, for example, how the bride's wedding gown doesn't match with the shoe and so on. Haba !! If all you could do is attend a wedding ceremony and come back discussing how the maggi, salt and other ingredients are not sufficient

7. Screening Men Like Maltina Dance Hall Audition
The way some ladies screen men due to their high taste, you will keep wondering who will later tie their knot. However, they are not interested in what you will offer them in as much as you are not wearing a versace shirt which costs about to 100k. When the age of marriage keep ticking, you will see them joing the choir unit, ushering unit and other units in church

8. Appearing As Sex Object
In recent time, I don't blame men who regard all ladies as sex objects because many ladies have shown that once a lady offers a man sex, she has also invested in the relationship

9 Money Grubbing Habit
The fact that men are born to cater for the need of ladies has made many of them too dependent that they become so lazy and qucikly put their financial problem on their male suitors. Even if you like money, you should not show desperation ot appear like a money grubber, else, you may be ridiculed

10. Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

mizkeleke:
Woah......Wednesdays are my favourite and my movie day as well....

Here is wishing
tosyne 2much
IAmBh ijay
albert o2k
ronald 4lif
Mx Nelly

The most beautiful Wednesday ever......Every prayer on your lips today will b answered......

Have a fulfilled Wednesday

Mizkeleke

2sex:
Dude they are no longer dating... so please note that. The fact that they had sex after the break up means NOTHING. She is not his girlfriend and now has no right over her. He should deal with that. A man who cheats on his girlfriend never loved her in the first place. All I see is just pure undiluted jealousy because she now fvcks other dudes...Simple

qbd2:
Well they nd their babalawo might, but anyways u were lucky to have escaped.

Abi now

sinaj:
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nxt tym na lightening go protect u

qbd2:
Hmm, I think urs wasn't a rape attempt, a ritualist attemp perhaps?

mentorandfriend:
Is she a northerner, that is hausa/fulani girl? Those girls can respect the man in their life to a fault.

I was at Usmanu Danfodio University Teaching Hospital last week, and I observed that almost all the female medics, my own colleagues at that, calling me sir, sir. The ones about my age called me uncle. I kept on correcting these beautiful female doctors on white hijab until I resigned to fate .

Mprex:
lmao. when i want to piss my boyfriend off, i call him uncle

Mprex

Fulaboy:
lmao are you sure those are rapers? Or may they're cultist

ronald4lif:
Choi! See opportunity wey you miss. Abeg na where be that area e be like say na to relocate come that your end. Hope say them go still dey.

Drchristian:
Exactly. u knw Naija guys now, they dont see and take eye commot always

But I'm not like that sha

prettythicksme:
hehehehe use stick and fall him down from coconut tree!!

Hehehe