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Dotwillis1:
Lolzzz dhiz tosyne.2much of a guy sha


One more thing.... They tell yhu they feeling sleepy and migrate from the chair to bed

Hahaha

Baba no mind me oooo

masterpat:
I prefer big, tall n fat girls... If u doubting me, ask @ tosyne2much

Hahahaha baba that's true

Master love fat girls since the days of Soddom and Gommarah

Few days ago, I got numerous mentions from my peeps complaining I barely create threads cos I'm now short of ideas but they are far from it.. Hahaha

Dudes let's get started

It's no news that most ladies (if not all) were taught to always hide their intimate feelings even if they want it
, only a few of them are bold enough to show that feeling

Please don't get this write-up twisted cos I'm not trying to say that all ladies who exhibit these characters want to get laid, but most often than not, their action speaks volume

1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate Sex When I Visit You
Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable

2. I Feel So bored
When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo

3. I'm feeling heat
It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward

4. She Says No To Everything
She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs

5. She Stops Talking
Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ?

6. She Says You Are Not Romantic
When men were boys, a lady visited me and uttered that statement but I never understood what she meant until she stopped visiting. When you are both in the room and she tells it to straight to your face that you are not romantic, then she has indirectly signal to you to do the needful

7. Please Lock The Door
In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cos she doesn't like the noise coming from outside

8. She Checks Her WristWatch At Intervals
If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding by intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs

9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present
Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off

10 She Rejects Your Permission
Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo

Guys feel free to add yours

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/04/few-days-ago-i-got-numerous-mentions.html

vizkiz:
I hope the ladies are seeing this

You will unleash the kungfu master in this nigga if you don't let him furck the hell outta you

Rofwlkmd

Na so baba

EroticAngelina:
nicely written op. Waiting for a counter thread.

You should come up with the counter thread

zicoraads:
So, this is the first time you are cheating huh

Not to worry. You'll soon get used to it!

Next!!!

Hahaha

Otsealu1:
Back then in school lived a Rons babe who is so urgly but uses other beautiful girls pics on profile and get invited by guys. What I don't know is how they feel after meeting her.

seunoni34:
Lol I was so surprised to read some of your experiences, I thought I was the only one though. I have had my own share of these deceitful dp's and ever since then I no longer fall for online pictures except I know you in person.
The challenging truth is the real pretty ladies all have a life out there, they get more than enough attention from men. They don't usually have time for online stuff, even if they do, they're usually not as frequently online as the normal average looking girl. You notice some often ignore chats, pings or reply late it's as a result of the too much attention they're getting from people who've seen their beauty in person. In the other world, the average looking girl in her hunger and thirst for unending attention (as her beautiful counterpart) resort to the Internet to create an imaginary impression of herself I.e using filters in photos and forming an attractive personality etc

So if you want a real queen, meet them in the real world. Less than one third of these fine dp's online are far from what some really look like in real time.

Wooooooow !!!

Nice one broda

amsoslim:
nah didn't end dre,updated some past bfr I went to bed. Go tru d remaining of d updates u will see d continuation. 10x fr takin tym 2 read my ugly ordeal

Alright thank boss.. I have read it

amsoslim:
On getting back to my room I met her half naked with her top still on and a pink pant around her coca cola shaped waist,at first I wasn't moved neither did I feel anything,instead I just walked staight to the bed and laid down

Bros, your story just can't end like this na

bodashee:
I didn't tell u the part where they got serious and the joke was no longer funny to me. Matchmaking aint in my dictionary again brother

daviyjones:
my number2 boss


Why will they be war?

Guys go be like, do I give a damn about NL babes ?

Just watch and see

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Howfar na?

Happy easter o! [/color]

Same 2u baba

I dey reason bounce enter church go tear dance based on thanksgiving Sunday

vivaciousvivi:
Abeg no vex. Na work o.

vivaciousvivi:

Tosin, how u dey?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]This is a perfect definition of you.

The Op said "which one were/are you" just mention. You don settle down list and even explain everything even more than the Op Like say na you get thread.

If you have such ideas in your head like this you should have created a thread for it. [/color]

Bwahahaha roflwkmd

Oga, see as u work work

bodashee:
Because I was confident in the dude. No way a lady can play him like that. There's just no way that can happen. The matchmaking runs was a. Private joke jare. I gave both of them opposite of what they were looking for.

Now I get

Oooyah rogger me one babe too na.. Tell her say no money oooo for my pocket oooo.. hehehehe

vivaciousvivi:
Please shed more light on that statement. Never heard it before.

At OP, fa fa fa foul! Maybe the court system won't save a fine face but the rest? U go shock.
As to ur reference to Tosyne2much...hian!

Hehehehe

bodashee:
The first and only time I ever matchmade a couple. Started out as a joke when my very short roomate was jilted by her bf and she started disturbing me to find her a generous young man that could spend on her. She was done with love.
Meanwhile I had a very stingy good looking cousin that was looking for a tall and sexy girl.
I matchmade the two of them.....supervising their "get to know each other" processover a period of three months.
The shocker came for the guy first the day they were finally supposed to meet. My cousin goes out expecting to see the face he had gotten familiar with over bbm and whatsapp. And he saw the face quite alright, except that it was attached to a super short lady. I had to go on exile that day. My cousin would have maimed me if he met me at home when he returned.
But they started getting serious....to my dismay.
And then my roomate discovered that my cousin was rich. Rich skills in romantic poetry writing and recitals. As far as money was concerned, he'd rather spend it on anything except women.
Where was I the whole while? Laughing through the series of events that resulted from mym first matchmaking attempt.

sniper77:
Alas my friend jumped on the same bike and told the bike rider to please ride as fast as possible as his sole mission was to escape

Hahahahaha roflwkmd

I don laf wake my people for house. Hahahahahaha

Guy you don use laf kill me here oooo

mindworx:
Are you kidding me? I've been deceived twice. lol ... Lawd of Messi

Some chics could be photogenic, really. Saw one on twitter, and as as sharp guy from tweets to DMs, from DMs to number exchange, then evening calls when i get back from work, then a weekend at my crib. Gosh, then i saw this ... cant even describe. Not like she photoshoped her pix but maybe she took the pix with some appropriate light direction and all, but its not just what i saw on twitter .. anyway, that didn't stop the deed o, cos i no dey look face.

Another like that on BBM thing.. I even had to travel, mtcheew. God punish devil. All join, no shaking.

Hahaha Meaning if a chicken wears a skirt, you no go still look Uche face ?

Orijin101:
you ladies and una troubles ehn. . . well, i know you are not like then.

BTW, what did you put in your front and backside that makes dem swollen like dat ? the last time i checked, it wazn't as big as that. . . Hope itz not wah I'm thinking

Oga, na 4u oooooo.. So you don notice babe so tey you even notice her increase in bosoms

manalone2:
We had a nice time on and off bed... She was impressive anyways. I woke up to see man-like chick....u can't believe she's more masculine than I am!

in summary, she stayed shorter than we planned cos I was really making her uncomfortable with my attitude...

Hahahaha

Bros nawa oooo lwkmd

VickyRotex:

Undisputed!!!



I smile when people hype dp's and pictures of people they've never met.

When you finally meet them, you'd discover that some are so disappointing, while some are beyond expectation.

VickyRotex:


So guys don't deceive abi