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EcoTerror:
you ran away because he is crippled?

Mtschewww



Abeg commot dirty wey dey ur nose make person see road

Hahaha

Bros abeg take am easy oooo

Atmmachine:
I hate ugly girls using Instagram to filter their ugliness.
Just be real & i will not have any problem with you.

I met this girl on facebook, we exchanged our phone numbers & fixed a date to meet each other.
I had to fly from New York to Chicago to meet her.
She ain't bad, she wasn't that fine chick i saw on facebook, i immediately realized the power of instagram.
She has a very sophisticated -ass & an amazing -breast.
I never complained because she payed for everything, the hotel we stayed,the food & the return flight tickect back to New York.
We are still friends, she just left my house 3 days ago.
We've been having some amazing sex since i met her, she's so amazing

Bros, make sure you enjoy your life to the fullest

kinglekan:
Osha fe fine ju. U gas scrub all dose hidden places wey ur hand neva reach in a while naa.

Heheheheh

Na play I dey play ooooo

RomanceLander:
Boring is good sometimes.

But on the contrary I had fun .... Didn't miss a bit of the ongoing e-fighting threads in the romance section today.

Ehn ehn !!! Ooooh missed a lot

Omotayor123:
I guess dis ur dp is d original u as well. Lol

Are you indirectly bashing my friend?

kinglekan:
Tosyne u actually wanted to say you had ur bath afte a very long time.

Heehehehehe.

Bros, you should know that guys spend extra time in the bathroom especially when going to meet your crush

zinachidi:
When i started using a blackberry, i added this lady up from naija pings, she had a pretty DP. Very fair and stunningly beautiful, in my mind , i said 'GOd, na so u dy work?'

Oooooboi you no go kill me with laughter this night

RomanceLander:
I'm very fine dearie, how was today

bosun11:
see his mouth , u wan chop meat..OLE

Bros, abi u sef wan deny say you no dey chop meat sef ? Abi na celibacy u dey practice ni ?

dokyOloye:
It means all d ppl listed after d 'cc' were copied in d write up ie they got copies.

RomanceLander:
Andyblaze just resurrected ..... Welcome back

How are you miss Romancelander ?

jamex93:
kaduna state poly.....but me dob graduate sha



all tanx to God

I survived it

jamex93:
lwkmd

kaboninc:
Not necessarily someone you hold in high respect. It could be anybody. You just want to inform whoever you're copying.

jamex93:
Sure


I met a gal on 2go, we got chating, things happened, we exchanged numbers, luckily for me we attend the same institution, I was like "na meat b dis o"

After the break na me first go back skul


That faithful sunday evening she called me that she is back on campus o boy I can't fit wait to meet ha, na so I run enter skul cause I stay off K

Bwahahahahahaha roflwkmd

If you see how people for my house dey look me as I dey take laf

Orijin101:
Baba, _{if i tell you say i no know the full meaning, you no go believe} but i know say dem dey use am call person attention

Oga I just dey laf since. Your write-up funny gan oooo

jaykaylegend:
guy abeg i dey always see this cc, wetin e mean??

Psalmwise:
LWKMD...MAKE DEM NO GO SAVE SCREENSHOT OF D PM U SEND...uase am creat thread...den u knw ur NL enemies re more dan 1dozen [b]LOLX...i lik d way u take ask...no babe no go one rply positively....even me dn dey help talk yes for my mind[/b]

krall:
if i say my own you guys wont believe me. it happened just lastweek

Bros, there's nothing to hide so share urz

diddydiva:
hi honey

diddydiva:
am here to read lies

My Swt@ is here

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]shut the fhuuck up you jobless tool.

You are the same cretinuous dolt that opened a thread with your former moniker "tinubu" sometime in january this year.

You bashed me,,tosyne2.much and chibwike.

I chose to ignore you.

You came back with buygala abi la casera (whatever that means) to continue your stùpid and childish behaviour.

Dude if you've got a personal problem with the way I run my things here on NL I don't give a flying fhuuck.

So you kindly take your black ass lie flat on the railway and wait for the incoming train commissioned in port-harcourt.

Ìdiot. [/color]

Nice one bro

Give that dumb headed what he deserves

Psalmwise:
_{This guy gat diplomacy..embedded in him} ...liked d way u asked_{Oga mi toseen i hail oo....u dey take precaution mak u no go snd pm wey go lead to ur dignity being tampered with}

When it comes to lying about physical appearance just to impress the opposite sex or portray attractive image, let's give it to the ladies.

I cannot but shake my head each time I see guys opening threads and unnecessarily hyping ladies by their profile pictures without knowing that the power of their editing software will be brought to light when the get to meet

However, many of us might have one point in time been deeply fascinated by those amazing shots that caught our fancy which turned out to be a different thing entirely when we got to see them in reality

Technological advancement has now taken the facet of the earth with the introduction of photo editing applications such as picmix, photo editor, picasa and lots more which gives false staggeringly gorgeous looks, and misleading impression

A Yoruba adage says " kosi ireje ninu photo" meaning, there's no form of manipulation in picture photographs, as you pose na so you go show; but I can assure you that things are not as it used to be during the era of Nokia 3310 and Sumsung MyX1

Lemme keep the ball rolling

During the distinct period of 2go , I added this lady who's got nice profile picture in one of the rooms and I was glad she humbly accepted my friend request.

We got chatting, things happened and exchanged numbers.
Days turned to weeks, and weeks turned to months, and luckily for me, my prayers were answered, guess what ? she told me she was coming to Ekiti for an exam. Ooooboi see meat !!!

The day she got to Ado-Ekiti, she called and informed me to meet her where she lodged, isn't that nice ? , I quickly dashed into the bathroom and bathed longer than the normal time, after that, I wore my fav outfit and almost emptied a can of pef. Hehehe

I bounced out of my lodge and headed to the description, on getting there, I called and I saw a lady waved from a far distance and I was like, this can't be !!! I asked myself how come she looks like Angelina Jolie in her profile pix and she looks Majek Fashek in real life ?

What made me disappointed was that I expected more cos the false physical description she gave which did not in anyway compliment her looks

Guys, over to you

ronald4lif:
Personally, I know you know better than just sending a message to any random girl without seeking for her consent first. A very sensible thing to do.

But like she said she receives too many messages from guys (most likely her male followers) and we all know their contents, which are most time useless from conji starving guys . We can't blame her or any girl who thinks alike for such. That's what one get from guys who allows their "woman wrapperism" becloud their sense of judgement and self control.

ronald4lif:
Did she just placed you on same spot with woman wrappers .

You see the effect of these woman wrappers on this forum.

A well reserve guy like you and a boss too. Hmmm.

hahaha

Can you see how guys keep belittling us on this forum ?

I hold myself in high respect that was why I her gave her prior notification, yet she placed me in the same category with those sex starved desperate niqqas