OohMpa:
E get one girl for here wey people talk say she fine....
Open thlead, you see her name
One guy mention crush, you see her name
One guy even call am baby mama

Ooh Mpa say this girl must be veli veli fine.
Ooh Mpa bought anti hypertension dlugs just in case her beauty for dp give me hypertension. Ooh Mpa also bought a full cup of Vaseline just for preasure

Ooh Mpa now open the plofile, The thing dey load small. Argh, this pinshure must be very fine, ooh Mpa said....
After pinshure load, ooh Mpa look am for 30 secs, look site, look link to make sure na the right moniker. E load am again, again up to 8x, rotate am, even uproad for hin plasma, The thing still dey as e dey...

Ooh Mpa no talk, waka go meet person wey sell am Vaseline, give am upper cut
NL bwoiz, una know who fine?

She be mod, ooh Mpa no wan ban

tosyne2much:
Are you indirectly bashing my friend?

tosyne2much:
Are you indirectly bashing my friend?

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

justjify:


Eeyyaaaa!!! That's not fair

OohMpa:
E get one girl for here wey people talk say she fine....
Open thlead, you see her name
One guy mention crush, you see her name
One guy even call am baby mama

Ooh Mpa say this girl must be veli veli fine.
Ooh Mpa bought anti hypertension dlugs just in case her beauty for dp give me hypertension. Ooh Mpa also bought a full cup of Vaseline just for preasure

Ooh Mpa now open the plofile, The thing dey load small. Argh, this pinshure must be very fine, ooh Mpa said....
After pinshure load, ooh Mpa look am for 30 secs, look site, look link to make sure na the right moniker. E load am again, again up to 8x, rotate am, even uproad for hin plasma, The thing still dey as e dey...

Ooh Mpa no talk, waka go meet person wey sell am Vaseline, give am upper cut
NL bwoiz, una know who fine?

She be mod, ooh Mpa no wan ban

totoakins:
I just had to drop mine. one day while I was still a student in Ife, I added up a girl on Badoo, the c pictures and poses were fantastic so we decided to meet up the next day.we both described what we were wearing so we could locate each other. Omo when I saw this girl I was disappointed she had this huge tribal marks ehn it was terrible, she was also an indigene anyway I bought food for her but I have not seen her since then

Atmmachine:


#Y-O-L-O
You-Only-Live-Once

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

sinaj:



ROTL.
diz ya story rily got me laffin

you ladies and una troubles ehn. . . well, i know you are not like then.

BTW, what did you put in your front and backside that makes dem swollen like dat ? the last time i checked, it wazn't as big as that. . . Hope itz not wah I'm thinking

guseman:
Yes, lately all I do is look at profile pictures of all our ladies here. All I do is just laugh.

There is one of our moderators that do change her profile pics every five minutes as if she is contesting for Miss Nairaland, though she claims she is hooked/married. I won't mention her name but guys, you know who am talking about because her thread is always on front page. She is thick... (continue in PEJ)

Back to the matter, I met this lady back in my 100 level days in a taxi on our way back to town from school. I saw the same question paper we wrote that day GST 101 it's general course for all 100 level students.

I love everything about her the moment I sat by her side in the taxi. I queried her, did you write that paper, she said yes. I love the voice and her innocent look.

We started talking about the exam till we got to her bus stop. I paid her fare but she was reluctant to step out of the car, I did and I waited for her. Finally she did step out it was then I noticed she is limping. Hmmmmmm

I laughed in my mind, see gobe but I didn't show it.... Jambito things... Things didn't work out but six years after graduation we met again. Then I asked her why is she always acting each time I visit her,she said she is a Virgin back then and always afraid of boys.. Maybe what her mum told her before she left home.
But honestly already in my mind, I have taken her for who she is but things did not work out cos she acted in a way that pissed me off.

prettythicksme:
seriously if i try to date him na him money i want not love but i dont love because of money.After some few months i met my husband on fb and when we saw each other we like what we both see.now we ar married and blessed with a kid #sweet love tho

anigbajumo:
chai,wen my babe told me she Lov me coz of my tribal mark so na vise versa here........

modskiller:
It happened to me like 3 occasions, trust me it's a horrible experience. The first time, I got this girls BB pin from a younger female friend and she looks so cute and all. And as a bad sharp shooter I complement her so tey she don fall like the bobby of an eight child nursing mother. And I dey always complement her booby too cos the camera is always making her booby so big. We got along so well that she could not do without the boy. (My mistake) the biggest mistake I made was not collecting her phone number to hear her voice. Then on this particular day I told her I was traveling and I we may not be able to meet as we've previously planned. Lo and behold she sent me a voice note saying "I love you". Oh boy I was with my younger bro when I played the voice note with the thickness of the voice, my younger bro was like "Ta Lo Ni The Hulk". Meaning, who get the hulk! The voice is so fucking thick. I didn't back out we later met and that was where I realized that she's always been taking pictures from under her belly/bobby angle, she has nothing we can call a mammary gland. I ran...

Orijin101:

you ladies and una troubles ehn. . . well, i know you are not like then.

BTW, what did you put in your front and backside that makes dem swollen like dat ? the last time i checked, it wazn't as big as that. . . Hope itz not wah I'm thinking

manalone2:
We had a nice time on and off bed... She was impressive anyways. I woke up to see man-like chick....u can't believe she's more masculine than I am!

in summary, she stayed shorter than we planned cos I was really making her uncomfortable with my attitude...

Hahahaha

Bros nawa oooo lwkmd

sinaj:

lol... u didnt notice coz u were always checkin it at 12 midnite, in d dark

when you are alwayz too busy to show me in the day time nko

next time, i will alwayz hold torch light

anonym0us:
na wan forano abi ma farano,

Whynotthetruth:

You went to see her without telling your best man...You see your life

Orijin101:

when you are alwayz too busy to show me in the day time nko

next time, i will alwayz hold torch light