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What a thread!

Tales by moonlight

Hmmmm

greiboy:
Bruv, you are right
The trolling and mouth making of Chelsea fans no be here
Which club do you support btw ?

I'm a Barca fan bro

SexytorresE:
pure hatred spotted

This one no he hatred baba

greiboy:
You are 5000% right

Team tease other fans here

Most especially Chelshit, Manure and loserpool fans

I am supporting Liverpool tomorrow sha

Na Chelsea fans dey vex me pass

I think Madrid has 60% chances of retaining the trophy while Liverpool has just 40%

What I see here is that there are still a few decent ladies out there

I think the payer is that you should meet the right lady because majority of the ladies out there are nothing to write home about

What a thread

BIXYBABE:
U no see his moniker

I kuku see the moniker ooo

mercyway:
Seun is an introvert

He is VERY introverted... I wonder how him take dey knack babes sef cos I know say him go dey shy ehn

enemyofprogress:
him dey do chop and clean mouth o. I know some of his babes here on nairaland. One even had a children for him,too years ago

I no know where you from carry this news oooo

Abeg make we talk about Mass Peace Transit jawe

weyreypey:
Ask Seun Osewa. He's the only one who likes such extreme coded lifestyle

Oga Seun is the most coded personality I have ever seen in my life

Congrats to her ooo

Congrats to her

Lalas247:
Number10
On point ... toysne2much u try

Thank you ma

HeyCorleone:
It seems you're more brain-dead than I thought.

Someone of 20 years is still a girl.

There was a reason why the OP differentiated paedophilia from molestation. Even though it seems intertwined, they are 2 different things.

Thank you for explaining to him

coolestofall:
Op u sure u knw what paedophile means? I mean whts d difference btwn a paedophile n those who molest girls. I guess its boys paedophiles molest, abi?

They are different but kinda similar sha.. Some people are paedophiles but they don't rape

To be very frank, every paedophile is a potential rapist

Abbeysunday:
Hehehehe

I know a lot of guys here are guilty of most if not all

Even the O.P is the ring leader

How you take know say I be ring leader?

mrphysics:
Only Me, explorer, Tosyne2much, Donstan18 deserve virgins.

Just stay there and be deceiving yourself

Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing people's attention to the categories of guys that don't deserve virgins as wives

Having a virgin wife is what many guys wish for but the truth of the matter is that not every guy deserves a virgin wife, and I'm going to point out these guys

1. Paedophiles

These are guys that can easily get erection upon seeing a lady's pants or underwear on the wire. They focus more on young girls entrusted in their care and their joysticks can easily be recognized by both primary and junior secondary school girls in their area. It's funny to see that despite how they take advantage of the young ones, they wouldn't hesitate to marry a virgin

2. "Let me put the tip" crew

We call them play boys. They promise heaven and earth just to have their way. They use the line "let me put just the tip" to deceive gullible girls and shine their congo.
Most of them have cajoled and slept with numerous girls at their prime but would like to settle down with a virgin. May thunder strike them

3. Prostitutes Patronizers

You can find them loitering around every brothel in their area. They are well known in brothels like Channel 5, 7up, Haven Lounge, etc. When they go into any brothel, prostitutes begin to hail and call them by their surnames. Some of them are carriers of syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, and trich. These same carriers of these sexually transmitted diseases want a woman that has never been touched as a wife. No it cant happen.

4. Those who can't keep their own virginity

These are guys that are not married yet but have had sex even more than their dad. They body shame women and call every lady that refuses their advances "olosho. They aren't virgins but want virgins. No man deserves a virgin wife unless he's a virgin too

5. Vaseline crew

The vaseline crew are found loitering in any thread that has to do with boobs and butts. All the detergents and bar soaps in their bathroom doesn't last more than a week. In fact, if it's possible for them, they will use super glue to masturbate in the absence of bar soap. Their excessive masturbation has resulted in low sperm count and these are the same guys that lay accusing fingers on ladies that aren't virgins

6. Those who molest girls

These are guys whose joysticks have shrinkled due to sex overload. They force their way when a lady doesn't want to give in, and they are always willing to lay down their lives at the sight of kitty-cat. Considering the rate at which they have forcefully slept with girls, the same guys want to marry virgins. May amadioha strike them

7. The Abortionists

These are guys who will impregnate a lady and pressure her to abort it. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that some guys have impregnated and carried out abortion for more than five ladies and are still doing more. Any decent lady who falls in the hands of these guys should know that she has not found a husband.

8. Porn Addicts

These are guys who know the names of popular porn stars in every country. If they can channel this retentive memory in their academics, I'm sure first class is guaranteed. After they watch porn, they go to their neighbour's wife when the husband has gone to work and practice any new moves. Men will surely do the same to their wives.

9. "Chop and pass" crew

These are guys who use a lady and then pass her to his friends to have their own share too. When karma comes to them, they will marry a woman that other men will chop and pass to the next person

10. "Who virginity epp?" crew

Those are guys who go about preaching virginity as inconsequential in this modern world. When they find a virgin lady, they begin to tell her tales of how virginity hinders easy childbirth or contributes menstrual cramps.
When the lady falls for their tales and opens her legs for them, they chop and clean their mouth and then move to the next lady. May a virgin never come their way as a wife

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by Tosyne2much

Source https://tosyne2much..com.ng/2018/05/10-categories-of-guys-that-dont-deserve.html?m=1

NaijaTechnician:
Did it work for you?

Although, I am entitled to the double data promo but mine is just limited to 1.5 GB weekly sub

It's for a few selected users

5, 9 and 14 perfectly describe my mother

And the guy still dey pose for picture

She has a point though

This world is full of crazy people

Very funny story.
Well, the way thing that can ever happen to a man is to marry a greedy woman

Hmmmm! . You have a point sha

Nairalanders sha