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creamylicious:
now you gonna be my therapeutical coach huh?

I never said that oooo

wtfCode:
there was this babe today in the bus that was leaning on me,even when there was chance on the seat,she'll never adjust,she'll be stuck on me like as if she be ma babe already...didn't even talked to her*maybe cuz she's too beauriful* and i was shy.
Buh i knw inside me, she was dying for my 'hello'.
U need to see her sad facial expression she made when i alighted at a bus stop.

Guy u fck up ooooo.. Why torment her emotions na

creamylicious:
latest twenties

Bamz:
tosyne2much,

You've just beat the Internet young lad.

Number 2 is quite prevalent.

creamylicious:
sarcastically!!!

akinsadeez:
if your Shakara is worse, my sister then you are not yet desperate. The word desperate is a very strong word. A desperate person will do anything. If you are really desperate na you go dey introduce yourself to guys sef. [/b]

bwhahahahaha lwkmd roflmao

Yoruba people says " If mountain no come meet you, at least you go go meet mountain

creamylicious:
LIE!!! Desperately in need of a boyfrnd buh my shakara worse in my old age... Hope say I nuh go tey for hia sha

naturallysmart:
Mods confiscated the land I bought in the first to comment plot, after ma plan to come and develop it when I'm back from the village.

#BringBackMyLand

jaybee3:
You don't wink at your fellow man bro, that's so GAY

I'm sowi sorry bros

jaybee3:
Dude wants to be noticed with his relentless junks

He needs to get out more

Heck i'm even considering giving him a real job

That would be so nice

So how do we go about it bro ?

brito:
Sorry I doubted you, the mods should do something about this. Seriousbabe why are you doing this?

naijaboiy:
Chai!!! So True...

On Nairaland,,she starts quoting you up and down.

She must find a way to advertise her single status in some of her posts.

She deliberately puts up her contact details on her profile

On some profiles you'll see "i'm a God fearing and independent lady" as their personal message.
This one is to attract suitors for marriage

Ooooh boi nawa 4u ooooooh

Psalmwise:
Tosyn2much...,i pity uuu ooo if purity see dis thread...lolx make she no go lead anoder resistance , cos nah resistance leader...,



BTW wetin u write for there make sense sha...dey are all true

Make i add my own


<>Unecessarily Becoming nice
<> Changing of dp unnecessarily when they knw you are online
<>Laughing at your jokes even though it wasnt directed towards them or doesnt warrant them to laugh they way they laughed(over laugh)

roflwkmd

I dey chop when I read this your comment.. The bolded make me laf so tey pepper almost comot for my nose
. Chaiiii

brito:
So true

stan241:
@tosyne its been a while seems the ministry is really moving forward keep up the good work my brother....@topic there was a course we did back in year one titled "Basic English Comprehension" and i think some of this courses should be made compulsory....the op has only stated and i believe is his opinion cum personal beliefs or experiences...the one thing you notice here is that people are very emotional and tend to give knee jerk reactions without properly understanding what they have read...Its good being a virgin as a matter of fact its a thing of pride and something one should keep and i quote keep to oneself cus that the non virgins are screaming about their excapades doesn't mean you as a virgin should go about screaming about your purity...I believe only your husband or wife should be the one to go broadcasting about how he met you a virgin cus to him its a thing of absolute pride not you doing the broadcast yourself and in a society like ours where people women especially lie without guage concerning this particular issue one would be forgiven for not believing a lady when she says she's a virgin so keep it to urself pride yourself with it let it give you inner joy cus in the end why else are you keeping it?

Ooooooooh my God

Bro you are da boss ooooo

Im surprised 90% of nairalanders have poor comprehensive skill... I however stated in number 2 that i love virgins and i would really like to have one too, just that i detest when they broadcast it to show off or discriminate others

i just want them to point to a sentence where i rubbished virginity.. Now can you see why people fail and blame it on lecturers ?

ronald4lif:
Baba I no gbadu this your number 6 ohh

Woman wrappers like us dey view babes profile to see if bbm pin or phone number dey am

Come dey cast mehns

Egbon no just vex at all oooooooh

Mrcapability7:
From my own experience she will started inquirin your parent,siblings and friends about you and well being.. Nma is chidiebere around?,i heard that he was sick? Has he eaten?etc as soon as i approached this infatuated gal like samson she started formin like tonto dike

busted.... ahahahahahahahah

This really got me cracking

We all know that NO lady would ever admit chasing a guy. They also chase dudes in a coded manner and pretend they don't probably because they are naturally born pretenders. They are always like, despite the species of guys begging me to date them" God forbid I woo a man", if he can't make advances, let him bleep off jawe

Without much ado, lemme keep the ball rolling

Just grab your mat and if you don't have one, kindly sit on your coconut tree

1. She Utilizes Opportunity
She spots a guy whom she likes standing in front of her compound, she tries to come out even if she has nothing doing outside and that's when she remembers the grass in front of their house has not been cleared since the time of Soddom and Gommara, she goes inside and picks a cutlass and while cutting, she starts gazing at him hoping he would come to say "oooooh pretty, lemme do this for you".. Hahaha !!!

2. Status Updates
You see updates like, "I'm a woman of virtue and I know it"; anyone who finds the key to my heart finds a treasure; I really want to know what love is.. This updates however catches fancy

3. Chilling Alone At The Eatery
She might just get dressed and chill at the nearest eatery. She orders for what she wants and pretends she only came to enjoy herself and nothing more but deep within herself, she's hoping a random dude would come and ask her why she is seated all alone

4. She's Wants You To Strike Up A Convo
Imagine you both met each other at a shop and she was being attended to because she came earlier than you. After buying her stuffs, she no go go lae lae.. She remains there hopin you would say hi to her.. **many ladies would deny this**

5. Smiling Unnecessarily
Hahaha Someone that doesn't smile at home will start smiling the way Usain Bolt smiles when he wins gold medal. You "hi" her and she's already smiling

6. She Includes Her Phone Number/PIN On Social Network
You see her PIN/phone number on social media. She purposely included it in her profile because she knows request would definitely be rolling in from various species of dudes

7. She Gives You Close Marking
You are both reading in the classroom and the moment she spots you, she packs her book and sits next to you. She's like, pls can you explain COM 101 to me better because I find it difficult to comprehend. **if I hear say na her mission be dat **

8. She's Extraordinary Humble
When frustration of boyfriend comes, a very rude lady becomes extra ordinarily nice and you'd be like, this babe is humble to the core. (Ironically she's not like that at home).

9. She Sends You Friend Request & Denies It
She must have heard about you so she decided to add you up. She pretends she doesn't know how you got into her list

10 . NOTICE ME Attitude
When she sees various species of dudes clustered around a particular place, she keeps doing things just to get noticed.. She starts speaking grammar stylishly gazing at them if what she's saying is audible


*** Feel free to add yours ***

Let pretence and bashing begin

Written by: Tosyne2much

Source : http://tosyne2much..com

LadyX:
Someone please tell tosyne2much where he belongs.
Oga be patient, someone go answer you soon

malonephill:
number 1....



Only haters won't bliv

LadyX:
I have cooked for you and put it in your mouth. Do you want me to chew and swallow for you?

LadyX:
I expected such, I know guys are not going to take this lying down. I know some will bash me, but I have expressed my opinion and that is what matters to me

falconey:
The oga at the top too is booking?............nothing will stop me too

Oooyah rush book space oooo... Hehehe

Seun:
@Kachisbarbie: the time spent on writing all these 'big big grammars' would be spent creating the threads that we are asking for.

hahahahahahaha..

I think this is getting so interesting.. Seun this is what I want you to be doing... Come out of that shell and motivate us

Kachisbarbie, lemme give you a topic.

10 Misconception Guys Have About Nairaland Ladies

Purity01:
Tnx ur excellency. Uld make a great husby

oooh my God !!!!!

Tosyne women hater would make a great husby ?

Kachisbarbie:
FrancisTony has said it all.
NL ladies are mostly snitches and ....
Now, a guy creates a female bashing thread-8page and counting. Any female that drops contrary view, they would gang up on her like an anticipated prey. Such insult from a guy to a girl would garner uncountable likes , but lets turn it the other way round...and see how ladies would snitch on each other.

I can assure you that majority of those likes come from females...damn!
Though, I have never been one to create male bashing thread - no time for radarada. Except if you come for me directly - then I might be tempted to defend myself.

I am not a feminist, not because it's a wrong movement/cause but because its main context or concept has been stymied or thwarted as the case may be.

So, let the bashing continue.

hahahahahaha lwkmd.. Kachisbarbie has spoken.. I'm dropping anoda bomb dis evening.. Hehehe

Purity01:
Leaded? U mean led by........ No one is casting u. All im saying is watch wat u post. Its a free world, but without d 3arms of govt nigerian wld be in worse state. There is need for checks n balances

Thanks for the correction


Back to the topic, I promise to change henceforth

Fatalveli:
Whether the "10-things" stuffs is true or not I really do not care, but in my opinion, girls of nowadays need all the bashing they can get because we all know what the are turning into . Let them be bashed very well maybe they will change.

As for the girls, I'm urging you to come up with a very convincing male bashing thread, let's make it a competition. The only female I for fear is Ishilove and safarigirl..... Onila too dey there ooo...

hahahaha lwkmd