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Romance › 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by tosyne2much(op): 11:55am On Jan 16, 2015*

I thought of those things I used to do when MEN were BOYS & I decided to scribble it down. It takes a miracle if you don't fall in one of the categories either when you were at a tender age or now that you have evolved into a man

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree

Here I go

10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You

1. You are really in a hurry to somewhere, he walks up to you to strike a convo & you told him you've got no time for any convo. He won't let go off you thereby following you everywhere

2. He strikes up a convo and starts telling his life history. For example, my name is Tosin but my friend call me Ijapa (tortoise). I'm currently studying Mass Comm at University of Benin. # abeg who ask you all those ones ?*

3. He's inside his car and the moment he sees you, he slows down and he's like "baby do you care for a ride". You turn deaf to him but he keeps moving at a slow pace, trying to convince you why you have to get into his car for a ride

4. He approaches you and within 3mins, he's already asking for your phone number as if his life depends on it

5. He walks up to you, introduces himself and b4 you know it, he brings up his expensive phone or gadget out of his pocket so that you can see it.

6. He walks up to you saying you bear facial resemblance with someone he knows. You told him you can't remember knowing him anywhere and he will start beating around the bush. For example, did you attend so so so school ? #oga park well jhor, she already knows what you are up to#

7. You are seated in an eatery waiting for someone. He comes to you saying he wouldn't mind keeping your company since you are alone. You told him the person you are waiting for is on the way but he wouldn't listen at all

8. He approaches you & strikes up a convo. He will keep stammering because he of his low confidence level. #These ones are beginners# Let he who have never stammered while striking up a convo cast the first stone

9. He approaches you and he dips his two hands into his pockets, talking confidently as if he has known you for a long time. # those ones don tay for the game#

10. He walks up to you telling you how pretty you are and he couldn't help but approach you because you caught his fancy. For example, you are the most beautiful lady I have ever approached # ogbeni park well jhor #

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Romance › Re: Please Advice A Fellow Nairalander... by tosyne2much(m): 11:19am On Jan 16, 2015

Dramadiddy:
prof tosyn!! I hail ohh

egbon nobody sabi finish ooooo.

Btw, ur pix make brain.. Maa rush dash you LIKE

Romance › Re: Twelve Categories Of Guys You Meet On A Day to Day Basis' by tosyne2much(m): 11:14am On Jan 16, 2015

merit12:
why did you take my space?

I was smarter than you ni

Romance › Re: Twelve Categories Of Guys You Meet On A Day to Day Basis' by tosyne2much(m): 10:50am On Jan 16, 2015

Romance › Re: Please Advice A Fellow Nairalander... by tosyne2much(m): 10:40am On Jan 16, 2015

OP, pls change that "advice" to "advise"

Thanks

Romance › Re: Help!! Am Addicted To Looking At Female Nairalanders Picture by tosyne2much(m): 10:34am On Jan 16, 2015

fijiano202:
It all started like a joke when u see a comment and would like to know the face behind the comment but now I think have turned into an addict...i can't do without viewing female pics....

[b] Though some nairalanders are Vaseline -worthy while some are not even Robb/balm-worthy ...while [b] some are so fugly u feel like cutting off ur joystick i dont know what to do i need to stop this addiction cos its damaging my life

Ooooooh my God.. Are you serious ?

Pls help is there any Remedy for this....

Romance › Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by tosyne2much(m): 8:26am On Jan 16, 2015

ClintonNzedimma:
Abeg where Tosyne2much or chibwike, make una come create counter-thread.

ehn ehn

Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by tosyne2much(op): 9:19pm On Jan 15, 2015

follugee:
If you can't find ursef in d 10tinz listed above..

Then,

I am happy to tell you,

You are a FIRST CLASS MUGU....

Broke for a while or mugu for a while, which will you go for?

*buying more space from tosyne3much*

you wey suppose don book space for the first page, na the 9th page u com dey book ur own space grin

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Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Not To Sleep With A Virgin by tosyne2much(m): 7:06pm On Jan 15, 2015

pamcode:
i quoted you so what, o boy see thunder and lightning *runs out of thread with hands on head*

lwkmd

Romance › Re: Do Ladies Derive Joy In Having So Many Toasters ? by tosyne2much(op): 5:55pm On Jan 15, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
For some ladies, it gives them reassurance of their self-worth, marketability, beauty...etc
Though @ a point, majority would definitely outgrow this phase - that's when you see thread(s) like "types of ladies that would turn you down" ....lolz

Ok, where is Cwaya?

haba !!! Na me open dat kain thread jhor

Romance › Re: Do Ladies Derive Joy In Having So Many Toasters ? by tosyne2much(op): 4:36pm On Jan 15, 2015

elantraceey:
lolz , that's true but what's the use of the feeling ? I prefer to have 10 good friends around than a thousand toasters.

for now, which do you have most? Friends are toasters ? tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies can you marry such a tall man? by tosyne2much(m): 4:03pm On Jan 15, 2015

Eeeeehnnn ?

Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 3:58pm On Jan 15, 2015

Isaacmacdon:
so u no broke abi??...

lwkmd . Madt maaaaan !!!!

Romance › Re: 14 Things We Wish Our Girlfriends Knew by tosyne2much(m): 3:56pm On Jan 15, 2015

KingBish:
Op well-done o! You make better sense ojare!!
Tosyne2much mbok come and see how a well presented list should be o. And not those things u cook up to make frontpage ni.
You sef don duff cap for this guy Shebi?

Alryt thanks.. I have seen it

Romance › Re: Do Ladies Derive Joy In Having So Many Toasters ? by tosyne2much(op): 3:33pm On Jan 15, 2015

farano:
YES!

b4 nko, even if others no dey derive joy in it, I know say u go definitely derive joy in it.

Abeg no tick that button ooooo, naa joke I dey joke oooo tongue

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Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 3:27pm On Jan 15, 2015

femi4:
Oko Omoge!

u wan dey whine me shey ? wink

Romance › Re: Do Ladies Derive Joy In Having So Many Toasters ? by tosyne2much(op): 3:26pm On Jan 15, 2015

elantraceey:
Nope i don't , to be honest sometimes i wish they could just stop asking me out and a strong friendship first .

You grow pass things you know , i think i've grown pass that.

That's cool

Romance › Re: Do Ladies Derive Joy In Having So Many Toasters ? by tosyne2much(op): 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2015

Lemme buy a plot of land here

Romance › Do Ladies Derive Joy In Having So Many Toasters ? by tosyne2much(op): 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2015*

In the recent time, I have seen ladies in my villa & female friends brag about how many dudes stalking them for a relationship. Some even laugh sheepishly & brag in the presence of their friends the moment a toaster calls. Funny enough, some even use it to intimidate their friends who have little or no male suitors

A guy will woo a lady & she will squeeze her face like she just took yoyo bitters yet she will brag about how she turned down a dude. I don't know if I'm the only one who have noticed this and I don't really know if it brings them joy. I mean, is it something worth gracing the floor for when different male species of guys keep wooing and disturbing their lives?, and does it give them reassurance of their self-worth, marketability, beauty and revelance ?.

Do Ladies Derive joy In Having So Many Toasters ?

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Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 2:58pm On Jan 15, 2015

Paschalp:
... should I join you ... d thread no follow

Oga mi, this mat no go reach both of us oooo

Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 2:48pm On Jan 15, 2015

Dammyjohn:
That profile picture is not yours.Put your real picture my friend!

I smell a guy behind the female moniker grin

Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 2:42pm On Jan 15, 2015

softysparky:
Tosyne all the points mentioned above.

you that I was thinking of asking for your hand in marriage wink

** runs faster more than my legs can carry me **

Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 2:41pm On Jan 15, 2015

Bisolarh:
I hope you know you are the one that inspired me to bring up this ? I love your intelligence

Btw, is that ur PIN on your signature ?

Thanks

Yeah that's my PIN

Romance › Re: Nairalanders,what Do You Hate/detest Most In A Relatnshp, by tosyne2much(m): 2:35pm On Jan 15, 2015*

I hate when a lady creates illusion by wearing foam or padded bra

Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Not To Sleep With A Virgin by tosyne2much(m): 2:02pm On Jan 15, 2015

2SWT:
yea

That's the way I am at times grin

Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Not To Sleep With A Virgin by tosyne2much(m): 1:23pm On Jan 15, 2015

2SWT:
At times l see reasons to doubt ur words

Am I difficult to understand ?

Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by tosyne2much(op): 1:21pm On Jan 15, 2015

cabobongi:
Tosin himself na broke guy that is why he is able to put all dat up go find money nke ur babe no leave uu oooohhhhhh

You sef you know abi ?

Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Not To Sleep With A Virgin by tosyne2much(m): 1:17pm On Jan 15, 2015

2SWT:
why

BTW

l thought u were a virgin ??

Wedding night bleeping rocks my boat

Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 1:00pm On Jan 15, 2015

softysparky:
#Teambrokegirls#

which of the points are u guilty of ? Oooya let forming begin

Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 12:13pm On Jan 15, 2015

mirexxx:
yea my roommate thinks its medicinal so she gave me n i tasted it..twas really bitter

as in ehn !! It's so bitter oooo

Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 11:51am On Jan 15, 2015

mirexxx:
Buh its bitter

it's bitter shey ?

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