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dreydee:
Let me guess., tosyne2much right?!

MODIFIED: I thought as much, oga 10 types...

Hehhehehehe no be today you don know me na

akinsadeez:
- The magazine readers: If you have a barbing salon that buys magazines and newspapers everyday, then you will always meet these people there. They only come to read complete sports and after reading they must start an argument with someone about a topic in d magazine or newspaper.

- The phone chargers : These ones are also not interested in barbing, but they will bring about 5 extension boxes and plug all kinds of phones, torches, n electrical gadgets.

- The commentators : Throughout your time at the barbing salon, you won't see them sit in the chair to get a hair cut but they must comment on every hair cut the barber gives. They will be d one to see dat the shaping is uneven on one side, or that d hair cut doesn't fit d shape of your head, or something else. No matter the hair cut, they must comment.

- The spiritualist : They turn the barbing Salon into a preaching centre. They look for someone who looks like a sinner, start an innocuous conversation with him and gradually direct d conversation into preaching. Funny enough they don't need a Bible , all the verses they need are already stored in their heads.

Bunsky:
Tosyne2much,these competition is getting hotter..

zyzxx:
Hahahah,
I fall in number 3 group but not dat I think of myself has High Self Esteem Customer.

zyzxx:
Tell me the group u fall too tosyne2much
still typing

I rep num1

kristina1:
I also have a crush on a guy on nl,tho i wont tell him.

akinsadeez:
when I saw the topic I could have sworn it was written by tosyne.
Since I don't visit hair salons, I don't have anything to say. I am waiting for a guy to open a 20 types of people you meet in a Barbing salon thread.

Bunsky:
The one's that we come to the stylist to always brush her hair for her and the one's gossip about men and their boyfriend.

Wow front page.
I said it tosyne2much your charm dey work.

Dramadiddy:
lool tosyne, u nor wel oo...well me na serious instructor....i no won hear say anytin happen to my shaping

Noble55:
op which 1 did ur gf falls in

ireneony:
I will cook but I will not be in a h urry maybe after 3month.

mencade6:
no mind me ooo.

One of una ashawo moderator for romance, wey be guy, banned my original monicker.

But i go deal with am later.

CzarRex:
Dis sure happens a lot on campus **cohabiting thinz** iSMH for gurlz of dis generation!

ebosse:
1. Because Other Guys Believe They Can Snatch Their Girlfriends

I believe I can snatch any1s girl ( this isn't about height but confidence.. N I also know any dude can snatch my girl! With Girls these days we no dey know finish.

2. Too Much Emphasis Is Placed On Tall Dudes
True!.. Ask me what my dream girl should look like I'll say "Eva Mendes or Jessica Alba" .... "Enjoy Your Mind-Trip ( Fantasy ) but don't trip on your mind... Girls go on a "Mind-trip" every time... Its allowed

3. Ladies Make Them Feel Less Of Themselves
Most low self-esteem PPl (not just ladies) try to make others feel less important to make themselves feel important... Again this has nothing to do with height.

4. Telling Them Their Children Will Be Short
Hmnnn ... This is a story for another day.

5. They Don't Want To Be Intimidated
Common maaaaan.. Really? .. Do u like being intimidated..
6. Fear of Being Cheated On


7. People's Perception Towards Them
A Yoruba adage says " a short man is a troublesome person".
<<<<< another Yoruba adage " wetin an elder sees sitting down a child cannot see on top a tree" ... I've seen so many Silly ogogoro elders (pardon my french) arguing about Chelsea and man Utd.. Makes me wonder if it wasn't some1 high on ogogoro who came up with these adages.


8. Because They Are Not Happy With Their Stature
95% of humans believes they deserve more than they have.. Height, Money, Skills , ... Most ppl find excuses to be depress these days. A tall person will find an excuse to be unhappy (some even go as far as blaming GEJ for every misfortune) .. This doesn't count.

9. Because They Are Less Rated
U think so Put Aki or Paw Paw on 1side n a 6ft tall dude on the other side..guess who's going get picked?... Ppl don't rate height.. Ppl rate success.

10. Because They Are Sometimes Not Considered huh?....

Feel Free to Add Yours

Hehehehehhehehe see analysis.. Can't stop laughing

mencade6:
tosyne my guy how far na?

Bunsky:
Vaseline ke?
How you take dey doam?

If I hear say u no sabi am make I bend

mencade6:
seun u r confusing us oooo.

Does nairaland have part 1 , 2 and 3?


Back to topic, an avenue for lecturers to see the finest students to fuc-k.

Amefrica:
Same with mine haha from Rome to Toronto. The guy nearly suffocated me with mesa hahaha

Amefrica, why u no let d list reach 10 na ?

**thumbs up anyway **

Sugarpeaches:
moi..

Bunsky:
story for the gods

I'm serious

My vaseline is doing d job

justmag:
then you move on. Rejection is part of life.

woky:
@Op, How can one be able to differentiate between the ones that ar only looking at you to knw if you have noticed their brazilian hair from the ones that ar looking at you as a sign of being interested..

Enifloxy:
girls are in trouble. No even positive type sef. Guyz make una dey reason becoming pope ooo lolzzzzz

How fa now ? Make we become pope 2geda na

brito:
I have never seen a dicck not to talk of playing with it.

Are you telling me ur eyes are alwz closed when he's doing it ?