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Medunah:
oya bring your ear, lemme whisper the answer to you

** takes my ears closer **

No form of addiction is good

Just here to observe comments form a coconut tree

Medunah:
Na from dere e dey start

Shey u ar on BBM or whatsapp ?

** quick oooo ** eyes are watching

Medunah:
Iono I think u have bin cheating on me

I have not bin cheating on you.. I have only been flirting

Medunah:
*coughs*
so how many gfs do u nah have??

How many do you tink I have ?

ilovepenis:
I accept all you said, but i cant stop fornicating, cos is my food

[i] guys have been behind a female moniker since 1305BC

OP, that's what most of dem do and when dey finally get an husband, dey will zoom off at Hussain Bolt pace ( if I hear say dem go d church again )

jauntty:
I hardly check my result cus my MATRIC number was 1st in my class, so almost everyone sees my result b4 I do.... and my coursemates text or Ping me my result even when I don't ask them. #Team_uniben.

Bro I can see u ar an optician, I need some tips frm you... Can I pm you ?

Medunah:
I will tell you i dont believe you....you hve bin creating threads long enough to know oo

are you serious ?

Zaikon:
hahahaha i tot u be Holy man nah @ least 90% (holy)

No now.. I no be Holy man oooo

Shady98:
See as the guy face be like tosyne2much.

You ehn !!!

Zaikon:
Op u try but can u also follow dem all ?

Eeeeeeehn follow wetin ?

He hard pass Jamb oooo.. Lwkmd

vivaciousvivi:
Ur snail brain obviously missed my question mark in that sentence. That is assuming u know what a question mark is!
False info my behind

Pls take it easy Vivi

CSTANU:
@ no 5. ladies will be like make i carry my friend go parade in front of my fiancee?? NO WAY!!!! eligible bachelors re had to find..

Lwkmd roflmao.. This is hilarious

Medunah:
If my pastor preaches for you, there is no sermon you will find uninteresting though we dont practice most of them
Happy sunday

this is already on FP, So fast??
tosyne2much, quote ur post to avoid pple from quoting the whole thing
*modified*

What if I tell you I don't know how to do that ? ** covers face in shame **

chibwike:
Fp tinz

[i] You wey suppose don comment since .. you dey tink say e no go hit FP ni ?

MODS una wicked oooooooo

Una no even allow me correct some typos and spellings b4 una move am to FP

Chaiii see falling hands

** cocks my gun =» where are the MODS ?**

I have to come up with this write up because I am a youth and I know what it feels like to be a youth. This write up is based on my observations and encounter with other youths

Note - I'm not trying to say it applies to all youths so pls don't get it twisted

10 Sermon Youths Will Most Likely Find Uninteresting

1. Never Approach a Lady, Inform Your Pastor
Hmmmmmmm !! I can bet a million dollars that most youths will never find this kind of sermon interesting especially when a pastor condemn the idea of making your intentions known to a lady. They expect you to inform them about it and they would do that on your behalf

2. Never Allow A Male/Female Visitor Into Your Room
This one is a serious case. As a youth, I think the possibility of not allowing female visitors into your room or hostel at the expense of your salvation is next to nill.. I think most youths (students) will most likely turn deaf ears to this kind of sermon

3. Never Ask Questions Inside The Hall
We don't need a philosopher to tell us that an average student would like to communicate with friends during an exam. Hence, when a preacher preaches against communicating with other students even when their booklets are blank, they start looking as if you really want them to fall .. I guess an average student will most likely find this kind of sermon uninteresting

4. Pay Your Tithe Regularly Even When You Are In School
I must confess, this is a serious case. We once had this kind of sermon in my fellowship and you need to see the way discomfort and sadness was registered on the faces of virtually all the students ( you see them asking questions here and there )


5. Never Visit Your Fiance When He's Alone
I have listened to a sermon when the preacher condemned going to visit your future partner when he's alone in the house.. The ladies were advised to take their female friends along with them or not go at all. ( Discomfort was registered on the faces of most of ladies during the sermon )

6. Application Of Attachments & Make-Up Is A Sin
It takes the grace of God for a young lady to do without apply make-up (even the born again ones ). Ladies apply make-up by one way or the other,either consciously or unconsciously. They tend to start feeling uncomfortable when a preacher condemns the act


7. Fornication
We all know we are now in an era where sex seems to be the talk of the day.. An average youth is most likely to fornicate (does that sound stranger to you ? It shouldn't be 'cos it takes the grace of God to overcome fornication as a youth) Therefore, the probability that they would find this kind of sermon uninteresting is on d high side
( Some of them will start looking as if their ships just sank )


8. Don't Ever Date Until You Are Ready For Marriage
Most preachers preach against having a girlfriend or boyfriend not until you are ready for marriage. Youths of 21st century will never want to hear this. I guess it takes 5 out of 100 youths to do that

9. Stop Chatting On Social Networks
Social media has changed
everything and every youth is
under scrutiny. Youths will likely turn deaf ears to a sermon that has to do with condemnation of facebooking, 2go-ing and whatsapp-ing at the expense of salvation.

10. Never Reduce Your Age For Employment Purpose
Most youths reduce their age for employment purpose so they tend to start finding the sermon uninteresting when they know that using their real age might lower their chances of being employed

Feel free to add yours

Happy Sunday

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