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Have you eaten?

I hate that question with vexation.


I tell you say I dey starve.

Life has taught me to patiently wait for my time, that delay isn't denial.

Just a bend on my way to success and not the end.

Life has taught me to be contented and not do 'GOD WHEN'.

Life has taught me to never believe everybody is watching me or care about what I do, they are only busy with their life.

Life has taught me, that I am the architect of my HAPPINESS and no one else.

Modified: LIFE is everyone's favorite teacher

Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH)

Accounting

Group 3

Senomii or Smellysperm. Either of the two

Na person wey get voluminous boobs dey show cleavage ooo.
Shey person wey God give agbalumo size fit showcase her own?

But all na for attention.. Men are disturbed by what dey see

All that glitters isn't gold.

Na wetin I wan chop I dey find
Make I no jam wetin go chop me

Sixfiguresmart:
Sexualizing the minds of people is wrong. To consciously seduce people into immoral thought is evil. The mod that pushed this to frontpage is a demonic apologist. Rather than exciting Nigerians to excellence and growth, this is your illustrious agenda. Other nations are inventing while we stay venting because the mechanisms that should promote peace and brilliance are the very establishments for division and mayhem so as to enrich their rapacious appetite for

money.

Na proverb be dz abi debate... Not understanding again

2010... Was searching for good music to download then I saw a heading of nairaland savage answer...
Have been a guest but changed status last year to a member.

I love digestive and speedy biscuits too, especially when dey gum body together.

I remember counting the number of twins inside my biscuit.
I remember eating the single ones first before the twins.

How time flies

Not now that they're selling pure sugar in the name of biscuit.

OKIN biscuit be dey give me joy for primary school then.
Later coaster.... Hmmm

No be now when biscuit don turn yeye thing.

Good old days

Happy Birthday to you, more years in happiness, joy and long life.

Tho, it's not easy to write story even if it's fake or real.

Let's complete the story ourselves, it's obvious the Op went MIA.


Our input is needed. No line is small
I bring you bring before you know story don complete.

Still thinking of my own line tho

Smh

Because some married women cheat doesn't mean others do same thing.

Don't make harsh generalization you know nothing about. If you saw the woman with a man kissing or been fondled in public before boarding a bus, that's a different story but for you to conclude just by the act of putting her ring back nah that's a low blow.

If reverse is the case what would you have say, what story ll you come up with.

Don't judge others if you don't want to be judged.

Four things

I was the smallest with innocent face and was tagged short but mighty or small pepper.

I was brilliant and always come first in class.

I was a favorite to the teachers.

I roll with the bad guys in school then, became their favorite so some seniors no dey misbehave near me or send me yeye message.

Ghosting, hmmmm it's something I do. If I ghost you, it means I'm at my limit with you.

It's human that teaches you what you don't know consciously or unconsciously, but as soon as you learn OH! You go turn expert for the field.

Soffyh:
white spaghetti and stew with fish right?

You Gerrit.... The joy is always present whenever I sit to eat dz.
Is that your favorite too?

Na today dem dey show us fake news. They fit just burn another bush, add caption.

This people fit hoard that cannabis for themselves use make business.

We know how custom people dey do am, they go seize plenty rice but burn small, the remaining na ajemonu.


Na Lasgidi we dey o

Many poem writer here ooo

Lamba

Pain in the ass but I can't just do without him. If you say you lock up, na me go still miss am cuz e go disturb my life with call until I pick.

Benwallt:
Please, can someone explain the magic with iphones? I just don't understand the mad crase for it among our girls. Can it make three calls at the same time? Someone should enlighten me please.

Fridge and AC dey inside iPhone, shey you nor know ni.


Misplaced priority

Gold spot and Limca

Gone are those days

pansophist:
Yes, that's the balance. The notion that you choose to be good, because you've seem the face of evil, and that face of evil is you. Its a Jungian theory of the "integration of the shadows". Your shadow represent the side of you that is actually evil, while you are the side of the good.

Just as your shadow follows you every where you go, it must also reflect in your behaviours in how you interact with the world. So to be wholesome and complete, you must incorporate this evil part into you, to be formidable. You should not be harmless, you should infact be capable of harm, but keep it tamed. It's not tyranny, it's for defence and to live with dignity. It's what army also stands for. They are the barracks waiting, but if any external aggressions shows up, they go out and fight.

The widelife also show this principles in full effect, that the harmless animals are the food for everyone (Impala, deer, hare etc), but no one dare mess with the dangerous one (Tiger, Lion, Croc, panther). Just the roar of a lion scare the shit out of other animals, but not the scream of prey). This is life, its not for weakness and cowardice, but only for the brave to thrive in it.

Thanks for the enlightenment

It's a good suggestion but not all of us are hyped by social media.

God fearing
Virgin
Tall
Playful/mature
Respectful
Very honest

Technically, you be don pay for the 2 days wey you spend be that.

I don't even know how to ask, some call it pride but that's how I was brought up.

She went about it the wrong way tho. Fish and pepper no suppose cost 1k base on the inflation but to spend 3.5k nah, that's too much.

She didn't even think about you testing her weda she be wife material or something.

Guy, tell her your feelings, tell her how she fk and lock up. Unless you see better traits in her and she's teachable, make you stay.

pansophist:
They are not unlucky, they are innocent and have not experienced the inhumanity humans are capable of. An example for you is, Put sand in a loaf of bread and give it to a group of three years old children, you will see that they will all eat it because they just trust. Then after they spit it out because it tastes horrible, give it again to the same group in a few day time and they will reject it. That experience has killed off their innocence. We are all naive by nature until negative experience changes us. Some of the hardened people are actually really soft by nature, but were abused and just lost faith in humanity.

That's true... I was once like that too. Too good or should I say too gullible, I tend to see the good in people even when the red flag is been pointed out to me.

Let's say I learnt the hard way, that even while you're good, try add a little craziness to your good. It makes others not to mess with you.

You might use other people's experience through your journey in life but you need your own personal experience to continue.

The parents bleeped up big time... Back in the days, parent don't allow their children to be friendly with strangers not to talk of collecting biscuit from them, and if you do you must not eat it until you show them. Then, eye never tear like this wey ritualist dey waka free of charge.

At a young age, I was taught about strangers danger. You don't talk to them when dey stop you or collect anything from them.

But today's parents are just too careless and to occupied to know the whereabouts of their children. A stranger bought biscuit for your children and you see nothing bad about it unless the so called parents have longer throat.

The old tenant already saw how neglected the children were that's why he invited the two women to carry out the plan.

I just hope and pray this kids get back safely to their parents with no missing part ijn. It ll serve as a lesson to other negligence parent.

brutal1:
I told one to feel free..we be guys nah...this idiot picked my toothed brush (even my brothers cant use my brush( as if that was not enough he used my beloved white towel, I brought out my back up toothbrush and soaked the towel, he snores, does nothing in the room, he even told
me he likes the light on that he cannot sleep without the light on...in my mind ..wetin ds one dey talk ...is this your fathers house? na dat light go kill u idiot....i couldn't bring myself to tell him I detest these things and he doesn't read signs on the wall...I was showing attitude the mumu was feeling more at home....he will drink garri and put one spoon of milk to look reasonable...I will even be telling him to put more milk not knowing milk is the foundation of the garri in his cup...he would have put enough milk before adding garri....I told my guy I cant cope and sent him away and he went around telling our friends that I sent him out....he didnt tell
them one thing he did wrong...

iamyemiakins:
Men will always be men, not like the other gender wey no like themselves from the bottom of their hearts, na mouth the like end.

Lady: "Did you by any chance help me to see the pant I hanged in the bathroom earlier?"

Overstaying visitor (lady): What do you mean?! Do you mean I stole your pant?



Stay don end be that! E no dey tey dem

No be lie