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FamilyRe: Relate your Worst experience from overstaying visitors by Totiemide: 11:14pm On Feb 18, 2022
hismerhill:
You have to experience this things before u can relate well.
Guy wey beg for 2 weeks stay, spent a year and half.

It got frustrating one day when he shouted at me publicly, that he told me he's hungry, me con wear cloth dey go out abi. I am like WTF Na me b ur papa. God punish ur two balls.
grin grin grin
I can't stop laughing OMG!!!
Some are even picky when it comes to food...

You go hear something like
Squatter: Guy na only beans you get for hauz, me no dey chop beans oo e dey run my belle.
You: (trying to be accommodating) wetin you wan chao like this, I be get noodles.
Squatter: Noodles? How many wan do me?

Tho it's fun sha until you see no fun in it again, as dey don wreck your small foodstuffs.
RomanceRe: Imagine Life Without Women.... by Totiemide: 11:00pm On Feb 18, 2022
Truvelisback:
She convinced the SIMP Adam to eat of the fruit. Never underestimate the power of women. There are some men that loses their senses when they are with women. Weda na her sexy body nai make am fall self, who know.
Still no one can force you to make up your mind on something.
Unless you're weak or already have a change of heart for that decision.

I still stand on the fact that no woman can force your hand on something.
Yes, they have the power to try and make you, but everything lies on your decision.
RomanceRe: Imagine Life Without Women.... by Totiemide: 10:55pm On Feb 18, 2022
Truvelisback:
He blamed Eve because Eve prompted him to sin against God.
She prompted him by word of mouth and he fell for it.

Did you for once think about Adam also wanting to taste of the fruit?

Cuz

I don't see how Eve forced him to eat, if he wasn't thirsty for it. Eve was just bolder after been encouraged by a third party.
RomanceRe: Imagine Life Without Women.... by Totiemide: 10:50pm On Feb 18, 2022
Truvelisback:
The only thing God took from Adam to create Eve was only his rib. Other things were excluded.
Other things weren't mentioned but we all know Eve was brought out of Adam, and he acknowledged it.
RomanceRe: Imagine Life Without Women.... by Totiemide: 4:42pm On Feb 18, 2022
Truvelisback:
Eve brought all these. If she hadn't eaten and gave to Adam, all these wahala for no be like this.
Did Eve force feed Adam to eat the fruit?
Can anyone force you to do whatever you don't feel like doing?
RomanceRe: Imagine Life Without Women.... by Totiemide: 4:28pm On Feb 18, 2022
Those saying women this women that forget that women were created from man.

So whatever traits you see in them was actually brought out from men.

Men came from raw material
Women came from men.

Men are quick to pass blame on women, just like Adam did to eve.
EducationRe: Mention A Popular Place In Your School And Someone Will Tell You The Name by Totiemide: 6:54pm On Feb 16, 2022
Aroje, Facebook junction, Apiary.
EducationRe: Mention A Popular Place In Your School And Someone Will Tell You The Name by Totiemide: 6:51pm On Feb 16, 2022
olakan22:
1200, high rise, MKO
Lautech
EducationRe: Mention A Popular Place In Your School And Someone Will Tell You The Name by Totiemide: 6:47pm On Feb 16, 2022
Dotman2210:
Ghana house, Nigeria,MKO LT
Lautech
FamilyRe: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by Totiemide: 10:58am On Feb 16, 2022
Mosquitoes can't be doing that for 2 years

Dogs on heat can't be doing that for 2 years

Neither snake nor rodents.
Not even a menstruating woman could do this.

Is the house built by your friend or is it a
rented apartment?

Did he complain to the landlord or agent?
Did he question other co tenant to be sure if dey also experience such?

He stayed for 2 years and im body just dey move now to ask for advice, smh.

You need to ask your friend a serious question oo.

We can't conclude yet until there's a conviction from past tenants or cctv footage.
RomanceRe: Only Legend Can Draw This - Rate My Art Work by Totiemide: 9:15pm On Feb 15, 2022
teddybarz:
The balls is there grin


prolly, u nid to be a legend b4 seein it. .


u expect the balls to slack like a fallen bxxbs. ? smiley


Nah!. . . The balls is nt slack like urs tongue
All thanks to God for what I have.
Tho I catch your drift, balls is in action.
RomanceRe: Why Do Poor Parents Keep Breeding More Children? by Totiemide: 7:47pm On Feb 15, 2022
Reason for this is illiteracy, not exposed to the norms and ethics of society.

I know of someone that birthed 9 children for just one man...

When I asked her why she didn't go for family planning, her response was a bit stupid to me.
Her reason for breeding so much is because she wants to tie the husband down with responsibility so he won't be able to date other women outside.

I just shake head laugh...

The kids don't go to school, to eat nko come and see drama. They eat different kind of food, 3 children will vote for eba, 3 will vote for amala while the rest will eat semo.

To eat rice in their house is abomination. They eat that when there's an occasion like birthday party, naming ceremony.

Funny thing is the husband ends up impregnating another woman who gave birth to twins, she fainted like 3 times.

No do pass yourself because las las body go tell person.
RomanceRe: Only Legend Can Draw This - Rate My Art Work by Totiemide: 7:29pm On Feb 15, 2022
I see no balls tongue
FamilyRe: What Is The Food You Can Eat Everyday And Never Get Tired of? by Totiemide: 8:12am On Feb 15, 2022
MufasaLion:
lipsrsealed
You don't have one?
FamilyRe: What Is The Food You Can Eat Everyday And Never Get Tired of? by Totiemide: 8:10am On Feb 15, 2022
Spaghetti and Fish
RomanceRe: Valentine: Before You Follow Him Out This Evening, Security Tips. by Totiemide: 10:05pm On Feb 14, 2022
Na just today oo, o Ma ka bi carnival.

I sha don't want to hear story that touch the heart from both the pussy and the Dickerson tomorrow.

May they not end their valentine story on front page.

Amen
Music/RadioRe: 10 Romantic Songs For Your Valentine Playlist by Totiemide: 3:57pm On Feb 14, 2022
Scatter by fireboy grin
Crazy in love by Beyonce
Drowning by Backstreet
A good man is hard to find by Marion
Inconsolable by Backstreet
Jealous by Fireboy
Fight for you by Jason Derulo
Next to you by Jordin Spark
No air by Chris Brown Ft Jordin Spark
Ífę by Mystro ft Simi
True love by 2face
Officially blind by 2face



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FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Totiemide: 3:47pm On Feb 13, 2022
phenase:
Yes they are.
Alright. Just wanted to be sure. Thanks
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Totiemide: 12:03pm On Feb 13, 2022
Nilx:
I guess there’s no way cuz I have tried literally everything, even including things that are detrimental to my health. I quit trying though.

I guess the only best thing you can is just to improve yourself. Become the best version of yourself, try to embrace your personality.
Thanks. My personality is already embraced with open arms.. Don't give a hoot on what others think of me. Enjoy the rest of your day
FamilyRe: My One Month Old Marriage About To Collapse! Pls Advise by Totiemide: 11:43am On Feb 13, 2022
I wonder what we talked about during courtship.....

Its her money and she can do whatever with it. She still has the time to tell the husband since their marriage is only a month old. I don't see reason why she should beg for forgiveness, na her money before she marry the nigga.

Nigga should stop feeling jealous and insecure.


The husband should be happy the wife is financially responsible and independent instead of sulking. Yes, she didn't say anything about it probably because she knew the kind of person she got married to.

Have seen a situation where whenever the husband knows the wife has money, he looks for ways to make her give him the money and I tell you, that man can manipulate for Africa. It got to a point she stopped telling him about anything that's to do with money..


Commenters above said something about the husband spending on their wedding day while she kept quiet about her own money.

We don't know how they plan their wedding or the discussion they had.

The husband chose to spend his money, the wife chooses to keep hers cuz she has plan.

You will be surprised that most weddings we see where they spend lavishly is the idea of the man not the woman.

A friend of mine wanted a small family wedding, the husband wanted something loud because of his friends. He wasn't ready to compromise or beat the budget down, the wife agreed on the condition that she only contribute 300k and the husband would shoulder the rest. The budget was 2.5m. When I asked her, she said it's the after marriage that she's scared of and she can't put all her egg in one basket.
FamilyRe: I Need Help The Girl Of My Dream Is My Baby Mama Younger Sister by Totiemide: 11:11am On Feb 13, 2022
cheesy
cheesy
grin
grin

Speechless!!! In MJ's voice
FamilyRe: Please How Do I Win My Wife Heart Back? by Totiemide: 11:03am On Feb 13, 2022
Can you go through the trouble of wooing her again, if yes that's good for you.

You need to woo her again and it takes patience.
Somewhere in her heart, she might still feel something for you.
Be there for her, make your presence know.


God ll help you.
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Totiemide: 10:57am On Feb 13, 2022
phenase:
I am introvert and married an extrovert person. It is not easy at times but have been doing my best to balanced the two.

As an introvert, I feels more better expressing myself more in writing.
Yes, that's one thing I can't let go. While reading or writing, I get lost in it. Sometimes I feel incomplete when I don't do it.

Its hard to have a friend or spouse has extrovert because to me it's as if I am trying to change them or they are trying to change me.

Had a nasty breakup because of this, to him I wasn't doing my best. He wanted to change and control me. His kind of friends werent the type I would keep but I still try to make it work. I tried to go out even if all I want to do is have a date with my bed, with a good novel and phil collins playing in the background.

I love being an introvert, saves me from unnecessary stress.


Are introvert sentimental, emotional?
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Totiemide: 10:45am On Feb 13, 2022
Nilx:
Well, Seems I want to quit the introvert of a thing but the more I enjoy the solitude in my loneliness........ I just want to be left alone!!!!
Is there a way you can quit being you? Lemme know, cuz I have tried but I still find myself being ME.

My sister is the opposite of me, I tried to imitate her but failed miserably.
FamilyRe: Introverts How Do You Deal With People. by Totiemide: 8:45am On Feb 11, 2022
It isn't easy especially when people don't respect your space. Too much friends tire you out.
Some try taking advantage of you because they know once you like someone, it's for a long time. They feast on your vulnerability.

Books, music and drawings keeps me closeted.

Main reason why I joined nairaland cuz it's a faceless forum where you can decide to either observe or comment and still maintain your sanity.
FamilyRe: Today Is My Birthday!!! by Totiemide: 8:23am On Feb 11, 2022
Happy Birthday to you, wish you more years of success, long life and prosperity.
RomanceRe: What's The Easiest Way To Win A Woman's Heart by Totiemide: 8:22pm On Feb 10, 2022
NOwazobia:
Opinion, ya. But what I said is a general truth.

I was opportuned to engaged one of the most decent ladies I've known. She literally believed that money was only secondary, that there are other things more important than money. To cut the story short, I decided to increased her money demand resilience level and reduce her greed to a minimum, while increasing the potential boyfriend money withholding level in a scene I played out for her.. You know what grin she couldn't take it at that point.

The lack of money magnifies very minor issues in a relationship, this is what many mistake as other issues other than money. But the bed rock of it all is money.
I see your point.. It's just that one man's food is another man's poison.

The way I was brought up was to be independent and contented.
My parents drilled it in me to never ask a guy for something because when I ask I should always expect them to ask for something in return. Their words then was you scratch my back I scratch yours too.

My dad especially taught me to give more than I collect and whatever I collect I should always account for it when needed.

Let's say I grew by that rule. I can boldly tell you I have never asked a guy to buy me something or give me money not to talk of recharge card. I don't even know how to asked sef and I wonder when I see ladies like me do that shamelessly. I have lost relationships due to that cuz they believe it's pride but it's tattooed in my blood. That's what I meant by not all ladies.
RomanceRe: A Woman Shouldn't Be Defined By Her Age by Totiemide: 8:08pm On Feb 10, 2022
Op points is valid.

Lemme use myself as an example.
I thought I had everything planned out.

I left secondary school at the age of 16,thats when I started making plans.

I plan to study a 4 years course by then I would be 20.
Go for 1 year compulsory NYSC, by then I would be 21.
Work for 2 to 3 years, I wanted to have my own money and not depend on anybody, then get married at the age of 25.

But that wasn't the case here. I was living in a fantasy.

My reality...
At age 16, I waited 3 years before getting admitted to school to study a 5 years course, add 2 years strike and 1 years compulsory NYSC plus 1 year trying to hustle or get a job. In between, my relationship ended due to genotype ish.

Now I'm close to 30 still single but got a job.
Before you say why didn't I try for another relationship, I did but most guyz I come across only wanted to be with a 'naive girl' who dey can brag about.. If you don't gerrit, forget about it. It trigger my resolve in self development and finding my ground the more.

Would you say I wasted my time with pride, being picky or what?

Some prefer older men or women
Others want their age group while some go with the flow.

I learnt a lot, life can throw shits at you. It depends on what you do with the shit.
RomanceRe: What's The Easiest Way To Win A Woman's Heart by Totiemide: 7:07pm On Feb 10, 2022
NOwazobia:
Every every lady is money conscious... What actually differentiate them is the degree of money consciousness.
Maybe.. Everyone is entitled to is own opinion, we all have different perspectives of our how we see things.
RomanceRe: I Don’t Know If This Is Pay Back Or Revenge by Totiemide: 9:12am On Feb 10, 2022
And the cycles continue.


Guess you enjoyed your revenge wella, so why the change of mind again?

Scared your babe will leave you?

You should have thought about dz, moreover it was the ex bf not the gf that offended yours.

Dunno why you can't let the past be, e no concern you at all.

Imagine you tell your babe about ur past ex and she decides to do this, what ll be your reaction?

You can tell her or not, the ball is in your court.
RomanceRe: What's The One Thing You Enjoy About Being Single by Totiemide: 6:29pm On Feb 09, 2022
Peace of mind.

No quarrel on petty matters like why didn't you call me? Why didn't you pick your call? Is that how you're supposed to reply me?

You are free to make decisions without considering stepping on feelings.
EducationRe: Have You Ever Forgotten The Spelling Of A Word In An Exam, What Was The Word? by Totiemide: 6:14pm On Feb 09, 2022
I was in 300l then, I forgot the spelling of 'it'.
I wrote the real it then eat, heat. It was it I needed in my definition but I just went blank with the spelling.

The invigilator walking around was the one that came to my rescue that day.

Its not about how intelligent you are, small things like dz go put your head for format mode.

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