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Celebrities › Re: Toolz Says You Should Do This If Your Man Asks For A Relationship Break by totorimi: 5:39pm On Apr 19, 2016
All these just to make a man happy, haba even if you like climb kilimanjaro if he is not your man he is not your man. A friend of mine travelled all the way to UK to plead with a girl he met on social media to marry him yet the girl has not said yes and he still send gifts and money from Naija to support the babe irrespective of Buhari's exchange rate difference. So how do we relate what this madam Toolz is saying with that.

If you do all these for man who wants a break up then you are a desperado or you are a mugu. If he loves you he will die for you and not the reverse. It is all those 40 something aunties that this may work for but for an elegant sweet 18, 19, 20-26 no way she ain't gonna do no jerk to massage no man's ego, why? because she still got it.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Commissions Ikom Health Centres, Cross River by totorimi: 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2016
Nice one from wife of mr president, welcome to the south south, the land of freedom where you dont have to cover your God given beauty, welcome
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Commissions Ikom Health Centres, Cross River by totorimi: 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2016
Nice one from wife of mr president, welcome to the south south, the land of freedom where you dont have to cover your God given beauty because of any man made law, welcome
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: More Revealation About The Busty Actress That Went Na Ked On Set by totorimi: 4:54am On Apr 19, 2016
All i want to know is which state she is from before i can comment.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji With Lagos Police Commissioner After Wizkid Apologized by totorimi: 12:59am On Apr 19, 2016
I knew it, i knew all along that the police will beg Whizkid to beg her for peace to reign, if she had gone to DSS or army cantoonment you would seen Whizkid juba on the ground after receiving 24 lashes of koboko. Thats why i like the military. No time for taking smiling pictures na either koboko or they fire the head away.
Its all good sha, I will wait to see if LIB will write about Whizkid again if not then i assume she is the one that went to beg police to save her from Whizkid exposure of hidden things.
Politics › Re: Senator Ita-giwa At Adaeze Yobo's Birthday Party by totorimi: 6:36pm On Apr 18, 2016
Not bad, but too old to be young no matter how you try once its gone its gone you cannot turn back the hands of the clock. People of her age are supposed to be wearing our ankara designs to show maturity. I dont know what to call this one now. Whether she wants men to start chasing her again at this old age which is an abomination in this our country.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Anna At His Father's Birthday Celebration by totorimi: 6:13pm On Apr 18, 2016
Honestly, I think these musicians have a spiritual problem. They have a way of getting the finest babes and yet they cant wife them, they just want to impregnate and useless the life of any fine girl and then move on.

The worst part of it is that a full grown up girl with parents and brothers and sisters and uncles will be paraded everywhere as a babymama as if she is worth nothing and she will be smiling about at the end of the day the musician will go and marry another person that didnt baby mama anything for him.
These people should take example from the others nau.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Back From China, Lands In Abuja - Photos by totorimi: 5:13pm On Apr 18, 2016
Just imagime Buhari's ministers. Chai comedians
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 16-Year-Old Daughter On Instagram (Photos) by totorimi: 4:34pm On Apr 18, 2016
LyfeJennings:
U ARE SUCH AN IDIOT
Why the abuse?

MODs please rule 2 should be imposed on this motherfuc ker.
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 16-Year-Old Daughter On Instagram (Photos) by totorimi: 4:33pm On Apr 18, 2016
LyfeJennings:
U ARE SUCH AN IDIOT
MODs please rule 2 should be imposed on this motherfuc ker.
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Shares Beautiful Selfies by totorimi: 1:29am On Apr 18, 2016
Sooo what is so special in the photo. Just imagine what is making FP now on Nland.
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna At Coca-Cola Taste Feelings Launch by totorimi: 1:25am On Apr 18, 2016
Naaa waa O
Celebrities › Re: Toni Payne Slams Linda Ikeji - ''you Can't Fool All The People All The Time'' by totorimi: 1:20am On Apr 18, 2016
I will soon call rugedy baba into this matter to come talk him own side.
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 16-Year-Old Daughter On Instagram (Photos) by totorimi: 1:09am On Apr 18, 2016
pinkpearl17:
Is the man a property that can be snatched at will? What is wrong with people? Were you there? The man was not dragged. What is the fuss about?
woman never jazz you before thats why.
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 16-Year-Old Daughter On Instagram (Photos) by totorimi: 8:49pm On Apr 17, 2016
Mayflowa:
Dem tie the man?
You never can tell with all these desperado ladies, awon gbokogboko, awon seducers. They cannot go and find there own husband but other peoples wife they will snatch away.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by totorimi: 8:46pm On Apr 17, 2016
This Linda Ikeji is seriously scared of Whizkid, with all her connections at the top she should have ensured that Whizkid was given the VIPtreament at DSS headquarters next time he will never insult people senior to him no matter the money he thinks he has. Haba now, LIB has been in existence long before he started his music career and Linda Ikeji is senior to him, how dare he then insult her like that and thinks he can walk away freely.

Infact if he doesnt get at least 24 strokes of koboko cane with the authorities then when he comes out he should do more damage by naming the director that shagged her with some pictures.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady On Twitter Ready For Marriage (photo) by totorimi: 8:34pm On Apr 17, 2016
No why now she still has somethings to achieve for herself.
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 16-Year-Old Daughter On Instagram (Photos) by totorimi: 8:28pm On Apr 17, 2016
There is no peace for the wicked, you cannot be celebrating birthday when you snatched another mans husband from her. First return your colleagues husband before you can come and be celebrating birthday.
Celebrities › Re: Top 14 Yoruba Actors You Never Knew Are Not Yoruba by totorimi: 3:21pm On Apr 17, 2016
OK no wonder, I've always wondered how come they use them to act the bad side in those movies. They either act the 'olosho' role or they act as the thieves while the Yorubas act the responsible roles. Yet these 'efulefu's' cannot see that their tribes are been denigrated through those films. I once watched one using her big breast to dance in a useless erotic manner to one Fuji musicians rubbish song. Why must they be used to play those bad roles why. Are there no Yoruba actor/ actress that can play that role?

When money is involved that's where you see them. Bullsh1t
Politics › Re: Pmb And Fayose In China !!! Spot The Difference !!!! by totorimi: 3:07pm On Apr 17, 2016
cashkid:
dead wood ruling over u n ur papa n even ur president (fayose) abi? u neva even answered d questn i asked over there, assuming ur younger ones ask u "uncle totorimi pls who is d president of federal republic of nigeria? u wil tell them fayose right? d faster u align with d reality dat buhari is in charge d beta!
Just as Boko Haram refused to align so also shall we never align with a jihadist. President Fayose is our hero and our man.
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Lisa Downey Kisses A Guy She Met In A Club by totorimi: 5:11am On Apr 17, 2016
Call them what they are there is no need shielding their identity, they are called olosho or ayangbara or in some areas akpuna. They are not normal girls they are all about the money.
Politics › Re: Pmb And Fayose In China !!! Spot The Difference !!!! by totorimi: 3:45am On Apr 17, 2016
cashkid:
so if they ask u who is ur president as a nigeria citizen u will gladly say ayo fayose abi grin . Ur cluelessness knows no bound. Situation of mummy leading mummy lol
Fayose is 1000 times better than that dead wood you have up there.
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Slays In Figure-hugging White Dress (Photos) by totorimi: 4:49pm On Apr 16, 2016
Pretiful, but I'm not allowed by my culture to look at another man's wife or to lust over her. So mods should stop displaying married women on this forum to avoid tempting me and my members
Politics › Re: Pmb And Fayose In China !!! Spot The Difference !!!! by totorimi: 3:43pm On Apr 16, 2016
orlaryhincah:
Insult, why would you compare a President to a Governor? Biko why!!!
See this one so you don't know Fayose is the president we know in the South. Presido Fayose is the president of all well meaning wailers who are moaning what has befallen our beloved country since May 29, 2015. Since that day we don't know what is happening in our country so we remember GEJ the great hero who bestowed on us a democracy the whole world is talking about. Since that time elections held in Kogi, rivers has been marred with all manner of shenanigans but thank God for presidio Fayose who has remained the voice in the wilderness, otherwise these vampees would have sucked all our blood.

So for that he remains our hero and presidio that we know, we refuse to be led by the blind we shall be led by the sighted and man of the people. So get sense.
Politics › Re: Made In Biafra Pencil Flood The Markert In South East-pics by totorimi: 3:28pm On Apr 16, 2016
ajebuter:
As a yoruba with no tribal sentiment, this is one of the things i admire and respect the Igbos for

Forget the fact that we call any substandard product 'Aba made'

The fact remains that they are creative and their enrtreurprenuership skills remain unbeatable and i am happy they are improving daily in their invention.

Call the igbos whatever you like but if they seperate from Nigeria, i will miss them
Thank you, goodbye is never easy but Go We Must, because we don't belong here, we have no business with uncircumcised people, we cannot be working for people who live on commission to be eating, we cannot sit on the same dinning table with people who believe in squatting . We want to run very fast but they are slowing us down. My dear we have to go but don't worry you will be with me in paradise for this post of yours I will ensure you are giving free passage in and out of paradise. The land of the rising sun.
Politics › Re: Shettima Pays Homage To Emir Sanusi In Maiduguri. Photos by totorimi: 3:00pm On Apr 16, 2016
What the hell are they waiting for to do what they ought to do. The time is full na. Release the poor girls. Shikena.
Romance › Re: .10 Signs You Are Dating The Wrong Person. by totorimi: 2:58pm On Apr 16, 2016
@OP you are 100% correct. In fact to add to it you cannot make meaningful progress in such a relationship because they are not working in tandem with your goals. When you are in such a relationship the best thing to do is beat it. Life is too short to live like that.
Celebrities › Re: Actress Toyin Aimakhu Breathtaking In Make-up Photo by totorimi: 2:53pm On Apr 16, 2016
Anytime I read something about this actress it's always about her displaying one part of her body or divorce. Doesn't she have anything else to offer the world than her feminism.
Romance › Re: Lady Who Refused To Forgive Ex-boyfriend Till He Died 'cos Of Pride Shares Story by totorimi: 2:39pm On Apr 16, 2016
Bullsh1t u killed him with your bad attitude and pride. Deal with it.
Car Talk › Re: How Do You Stop A Car That Failed Brake ? by totorimi: 8:07am On Apr 16, 2016
oglalasioux:
1. Don't panic or let your passengers know what's happening. Their yells will complicate matters.

2. Don't switch off the engine.

3. Don't accelerate.

4. Gradually reduce to bottom gears (for automatic drive activate extra drive gradually from 3 to one. Don't engage neutral)

5. Look out for a safe field or empty road and divert.

6. Once the last low gear is engaged the car will rev, stop and stall.

Drive to stay alive. Your family needs you!
What if you are on a bridge. May we not see bad thing. If your brake fails just aim for the trunk of a small car. The insurance will tke care of that. Remember it's a decision that you must take within the second or else it could be the difference between life and death.
Celebrities › Re: If You Recognise This Man, Go And Marry! by totorimi: 12:51am On Apr 16, 2016
Dangote
Politics › Re: Omojuwa Mocks Fayose For Travelling To China(photos) by totorimi: 10:37pm On Apr 15, 2016
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