₦airaland Forum

Ejiuka: Somebody is telling you how he wants to make it which is possible,and you are telling him to go to church,Which church?My guy if you see better agent who can help you while you pay your money and get what you want,pls dont allow anybody to deceive you.

there r no genuine agent,they r all out 2 chop ur money

hardbody: Enye mma do, ifono owo, enye me ebe esie

nso ke mma do ye ebe esie enam yak adiok fi esit

SlyIg: Akwa Abasi Ibom ke Heaven, mbok mmeyak idem anwan ada ukara obio nnyin nsin fi ke ubok. Sin enye nsongidem ke idem man mbak mbio idiok esit idisak owo mfo. Kop akam ami o mbok Obong.

an kpa mi idem dah mmowo esua mma mi o

Ogetogeo: Am sorry, i dont do insults.

dont mind d poor,fustrated b astard

Agwoden: Agwo annang ade agwo uko. Akwa Ibom chongo idem.

bros abeg which dialect b dis

ITbomb: ^^^interesting
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Why are the Ibibios mostly afraid of the Annangs

d name annang already sounds aggresive

mrrock: The question is; Who is GEJ fukcing all this while that Ms. Patience was hospitalized?. Certainly he must be fukcing another lady out there not a ghost.
Ms. Dezieani?. Just asking.

i hearsay gej dey 4uk ur mama til patience comes back

musKeeto: 4k God. 4k U. 4k the President and his wife...

d fact dat u r poor n fustrated doesnt min u shd vent ur anger on gej n his wife

kpozite: Re u happy it happened?

dat man deserves somtin more dan death

[quote author=Nnamdi_g]Why wud a 11 year old girl av the heart 2 kill dad[/quote]dat girl definitely grew up in isale eko

mrrock: The question is; Who is GEJ fukcing all this while that Ms. Patience was hospitalized?. Certainly he must be fukcing another lady out there not a ghost.
Ms. Dezieani?. Just asking.

i hearsay gej dey b ang ur mama

omicron: So sad. BH strikes when they want. So sad its the innocent people that will pay for the Government's inconpetence with their lives. JTF will be busy shooting DEAD anybody they can sight, as if killing suspects will end it, instead of gathering enough intelligence to prevent further attacks. And someone will pop up now to tell us to they are on top of the situation. Life really does not mean anything in Nigeria. Very sad.

r u aware dat a US ambasador wz killed right inside a US embassy,u think is easy 2 fight terrorism

I op say d guy don dey tru wit him ican exams

kavey10: what is JTF?

dos rugged men wey dey treat boko haram 4uk up

BBDelta: So were is Buhari in all these Most Nairalanders that has always called his name in the Bokoharam stuffs.
This is what should have been done long ago, but when a man is ill equipped he moves like a snail.
Thank God they are seating up to their responsibilities now.

d dogs n d baboons wil b soaked in blood

Isong isong adod ukara,akwa ibom isong ooo

musKeeto: I hope he returns with her body in a casket

dont b surprised wen gej n patience agrees 2 sponsor ur funeral

Demdem: The "retardeen" doesnt have a meaning then why are u bothered? Like i said earlier, as long as other leaders are being called names without rebukes from ur kind against those that call them such and a stop to such, the retardeen is also here to stay. Deal with this.

is it d fault of nl dat u lack parental home trainin

valicious1: What you guys don't know about your posts is that its very possible that mr president himself is reading each & everyone of ourposts right now. We have to be very careful of the kind of things we put up here. This is internet, the whole world views & gets to know what & how we take our president as. *choose the next words that come out of your lips, they mayt be your last*

gej has 2 many important things 2 do dan goin tru comments on nl, dis website is technically meant 4 jobless pple

Demdem: he has a far better one. ur entire family lives savings and those yet unborn cant even buy his pen.

see dis poor man wey dey form 4 nairaland,ur illiterate papa know wetin be pen

[quote author=~Bluetooth]How does this affect the price of garri ?[/quote]poor man wen wil u change ur diet

Demdem: The Retardeen demeans the office. office not bad sha.

ur papa fit smell dat office

Wishin u quick recovery dear mama

Aussie: It is a pity that some senseless people are praising and thanking GEJ here, over wat? He is not a listening president and he does not have any wisdom. If the NASS had not stepped in, je wuld have gone head with the unpopular pilicy. Or were the NASS memebers sponsored by a class in Lagos to reject this policy?

wat do u think is d duty of nass

Only a listenin presido wud revers his decision

ifyegede: Another ethnic bigot on the loose.

u sound more st upid dan u used 2 b

lacasa: Better Mr Retardeen

Now next u should do is revert ϯo N65

r u related to joseph in d bible

1025: i know this jonathan is never to be taken serious at any time. january this year, he told us that there was no going back but he later came down to 97 and this time around again, he said there was no going back on N5000 note but he is going back now.
the other time he disbanded the super eagles and immediately ppl shouted at him, he changed. instead of behaving like this, the wise thing would be to think very well and make the right consultations before coming to the public to announce.

dat is y he is a democrat n not a dictator dat u wud av luv him 2 b

So u r now in charge of d scaming dept in calabar

Scam 101

faluasafe: They are meant to ensure compliance with the new Lagos state traffic laws. But the LASTMA I saw today(16-09-12) are nothing but glorified 'Agberos' robed in uniform.
Early in the morning, I wanted to quickly dash to itire from egbeda to see my not-too-strong mum.Having turned red, myself and other motorists had to wait for the traffic light to beckon on us to move.

A LASTMA official waved me to wind down the side glass which I obliged.
Every other thing that happened thereafter looked like a robbery operation.
He unlocked the car door,jumped in and started dragging the car key with me. I quickly parked the car. He snatched the car key after forcefully switching off the car.

As if they had been lurking around, his other colleagues stormed the scene saying all sort of things-we will show you this is lagos, you are a mad man. I was too dazed to even say a thing. I still donot understand my offence. They instructed me to enter the car and off we went to their oshodi office.

Different shades of vehicles are being driven in minute after minute. A look around will only show you men in uniform smoking,displaying all sort of rascality. I needed to keep quiet n started begging them. Meanwhile, various deals were going on-vehicles,okada,keke napep owners exchanging cash for the release of their belongings.

I was told to bring 30k but after all begging was told to bring 10k and nothing less. I bailed my car out of course without any receipt. I was informed that's the practice.
I have seen several good things being done by the present administration in Lagos, but I can tell you all that the present crop of 'officers' in

LASTMA are at best 'agberos' who are having a field day courtesy of the ACN-led government.
If the government can not overhaul this body, then other victims of this rascality like myself should pick a different option come 2015.
What an eventful weekend.

i dont get it,wats ur offence