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faluasafe: They are meant to ensure compliance with the new Lagos state traffic laws. But the LASTMA I saw today(16-09-12) are nothing but glorified 'Agberos' robed in uniform.
Early in the morning, I wanted to quickly dash to itire from egbeda to see my not-too-strong mum.Having turned red, myself and other motorists had to wait for the traffic light to beckon on us to move.

A LASTMA official waved me to wind down the side glass which I obliged.
Every other thing that happened thereafter looked like a robbery operation.
He unlocked the car door,jumped in and started dragging the car key with me. I quickly parked the car. He snatched the car key after forcefully switching off the car.

As if they had been lurking around, his other colleagues stormed the scene saying all sort of things-we will show you this is lagos, you are a mad man. I was too dazed to even say a thing. I still donot understand my offence. They instructed me to enter the car and off we went to their oshodi office.

Different shades of vehicles are being driven in minute after minute. A look around will only show you men in uniform smoking,displaying all sort of rascality. I needed to keep quiet n started begging them. Meanwhile, various deals were going on-vehicles,okada,keke napep owners exchanging cash for the release of their belongings.

I was told to bring 30k but after all begging was told to bring 10k and nothing less. I bailed my car out of course without any receipt. I was informed that's the practice.
I have seen several good things being done by the present administration in Lagos, but I can tell you all that the present crop of 'officers' in

LASTMA are at best 'agberos' who are having a field day courtesy of the ACN-led government.
If the government can not overhaul this body, then other victims of this rascality like myself should pick a different option come 2015.
What an eventful weekend.

y2kaustin: Sadly most Christians do not study the word of GOD for themselves so many will be deceive and receive the mark of the beast.

THE THIRD ANGELS MESSAGE REVELATION 14:6-12. The mark of the beast will be over" WORSHIP" Revelation 14: 9 And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the LAMB.

God is very serious here about those who give worship to the beast and its image. He will not grant mercy to those who receive the mark of the beast."

omenziate: Victory for the infidels.

jonnycheddars: Definition of convoy
noun;
a group of ships or vehicles
travelling together, typically one
accompanied by armed troops,
warships, or other vehicles for
protection.
Minister shld take a bus?.......its a question u Zap.i.n re.tar.d. Didn't ask for definition of convoy.

Demdem: Why must a minister even have a convoy in the first place

florenceolaolu: whr in palmgrove is it located?

Mad Cow: This is the one gathering where the esteemed presence of a Boko Haram suicide bomber would be greatly appreciated.

Ali baba and the 40 pastors..

A meeting of Criminals and thieves..

Todaynatoday: Ode oshi coach!
This is not the time for laying blames on a particular player, football is a team sport and as such everybody gets the blame for poor performance even the coach!
Eedioot! U better focus on the return leg and stop blaming!
Afterall na una wan use foreign based players, y u kum dey complain?!!

vivian chinaza: I like all of the above. I also love when I'm cooking in the kitchen and he comes in and hugs me fRom behind and I will give him a piece of meat or fish......, when he lies on my legs and tells me about his day, when he paints my toes with nail polish,,,,,,etc *winks*

killuminati: How doe dis increase my minimum wage at work?

ezme: Please this very sensitive for most of us that know him in person. Try to keep your postulations to yourself.


I remember our last conversation when I was in Benin. You told me, you had submitted methodology to Prof. Aluyor. I told you all he needed to see was your commitment and you would get your A in your Thesis. I laughed when you complained about final year stress, I even promised you "flexing" next time I hit Benin.I never knew that would be our last conversation.


UNIBEN!!! when will this end?

chmod777: tho beauty lies on the eye of the beholder, but it seems to me that whoever is light skinned is considered beautiful. Well, the whites do that too. whoever is a toned skilled oyibo is considered by them as beautiful.
Judging by the ladies here in Europe, Monaliza is, am sorry, not one bit beautiful. Check out the lips, the dentition, the signboard face, and worst still the shape.. ooooh. She just looks like any other Arabo/Turkish mist race.

cogitoErgo: they are said to be killed yet they always attack! something must be wrong somewhere.

M M M: I hate ladies dat wear pant