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r231: 10. "We must pray and fast"
In Yoruba, "e kun fun aduaa". Commonly used in times of tribulation such as Police/EFCC cases, looking for a husband or applying for a UK or US visa.

9. "This is my year of breakthrough"
A new year's eve special. The ready-made lazy man's annual prayer whether or not he has put in an honest day's work the year before, and a popular headline at most money spinning end-of-year religious crusades.

8. "I thank God for your life"
Usually an acknowledgement or appreciation of a benefactor but you scratch your head to find a real meaning to this one. People just drop it anyhow, eg. "I saw Pastor Kososhi drive past me in his Hummer yesterday on Allen Avenue", Reply: "Oh, I thank God for his life".

7. "...but he's a Man of God"
As in the old 'over-the-hill' Brother Jero Pastor who doesn't know how to toast women but secretly lusts after your wife/girlfriend in church. These are the "close your eyes, let us pray" guys who's always around to help or advice, waiting and hoping to take advantage of any misfortune to console his way into your woman's life.

6. "J.E.S.U.S."
Now very popular at Christian weddings across Nigeria as the newly-wed couple cut their cake. This has taken over from the evergreen "3,2,1...". Speaking of weddings, some wack MCs now blackmail the wedding guests by saying "If you want to live to see the new year, let me see your hands up", thus punishing them for not laughing at his dry jokes. Fear has become our God.

5. "I bind you..." (AKA "Holy Ghost Fire! Fire!! Fire!!!"
As in, put a curse on you, or threaten you with the wrath of God if you're deemed to be disturbing them for whatever reason. For example, against jobless guys who are proposing marriage, or the Landlord who has come to collect the rent after 8 months!

4. "The Devil is a liar!"
Often used right after surviving a ghastly auto accident, general misfortune, tripping over your children's toys or mistakenly dripping peppersoup on your favourite pink T.M. Lewin shirt!

3. "In the name of Jesus..."
Also abbreviated on Facebook as "IJN" or for maximum effect "in the MIGHTY name of Jesus!". Favourite end-of-sentence soundbite for most Prosperity Pastors on television.

2. "To God be the glory"
The last line of 99.9% of Nollywood films, and fast rising closing remarks at government / corporate seminars (usually just before they share the 'gbemu' in Ghana-must-go bags)

1. "It is well"
Self explanatory enough. Classic soundbite even if it is VERY OBVIOUS that it is not well!

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind" - Robert Nesta Marley.

r231: how did i insult anybody's religious belief

i am a xtian for crying out loud

copy and paste FYE

grow up

r231: how did i insult anybody's religious belief

i am a xtian for crying out loud

copy and paste FYE

grow up

babyosisi: i am feeling uncomfortable
Die
Die
Die, babyosisi the rat

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babyosisi: Die
Die
Die
Dieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azu babyosisi fall down and die
Die by fire by thunder
Somersault and die
Shrink and die
Flip over and die
Cry kokorokoooo and die
Shout moooooo and die
Cry meeeee and die
Epilepsy jigijigijigi and die
Akwukwu and die

See me, a rat o

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r231: Father Lord let me remember to take my medications in the morning so i will know not to go where i have no business being and i will learn to keep my useless opinions to myself and be a better father

Amen

babyosisi: i am babyosisi the rat everybody knows what my problem is- i need a man
my witch mommy ate all my customers
Babyosisi in agony
help me!
my job is b/lowjob and i was let go
Babatunde beat me
i have PMS
i am a rat

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r231: what do you have with my poor child you this woman

that lil girl has her own destiny either i am a good father or NOT

so darling tilapia face front and leave my child out of this

Blackode: I hear too many stories from ladies who tell me how the sex between them and 'Him' was so wonderful and mind-blowing it was alter-bound(irony), only for 'Him' to inform that why bother buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?.

Bukittes: I don't know again o but do these things guarantee a woman getting married these days? Good character, Pretty in all aspect, sound education and all packaged well were prerequisite in those days for a lady to get a befitting husband. THese days, with all these yet plenty unmarried female. What is happening?
and don't tell me about the ratio of men to women because that doesn't count!!!!!!!!!!

Leadn: If you go through the link there, you'll see there are brief details of the pictures...
The link again is http://xtremegists.com/2012/10/sandy-gets-escalated-as-fake-photos-devour-social-media/