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Literature › Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by tpia5(op): 5:20pm On Feb 18, 2012
A little farther on, and I was told I was in Cramond parish, and began to substitute in my inquiries the name of the house of Shaws. It was a word that seemed to surprise those of whom I sought my way. At first I thought the plainness of my appearance, in my country habit, and that all dusty from the road, consorted ill with the greatness of the place to which I was bound. But after two, or maybe three, had given me the same look and the same answer, I began to take it in my head there was something strange about the Shaws itself.
Literature › Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by tpia5(op): 5:19pm On Feb 18, 2012
CHAPTER I

I SET OFF UPON MY JOURNEY TO THE HOUSE OF SHAWS

I will begin the story of my adventures with a certain morning early in the month of June, the year of grace 1751, when I took the key for the last time out of the door of my father's house. The sun began to shine upon the summit of the hills as I went down the road; and by the time I had come as far as the manse, the blackbirds were whistling in the garden lilacs, and the mist that hung around the valley in the time of the dawn was beginning to arise and die away.

Mr. Campbell, the minister of Essendean, was waiting for me by the garden gate, good man! He asked me if I had breakfasted; and hearing that I lacked for nothing, he took my hand in both of his and clapped it kindly under his arm.

"Well, Davie, lad," said he, "I will go with you as far as the ford, to set you on the way." And we began to walk forward in silence.

"Are ye sorry to leave Essendean?" said he, after awhile.

"Why, sir," said I, "if I knew where I was going, or what was likely to become of me, I would tell you candidly. Essendean is a good place indeed, and I have been very happy there; but then I have never been anywhere else. My father and mother, since they are both dead, I shall be no nearer to in Essendean than in the Kingdom of Hungary, and, to speak truth, if I thought I had a chance to better myself where I was going I would go with a good will."
Literature › Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by tpia5(op): 5:09pm On Feb 18, 2012
I set him on a chair and looked at him. It is true I felt some pity for a man that looked so sick, but I was full besides of righteous anger; and I numbered over before him the points on which I wanted explanation: why he lied to me at every word; why he feared that I should leave him; why he disliked it to be hinted that he and my father were twins–"Is that because it is true?" I asked; why he had given me money to which I was convinced I had no claim; and, last of all, why he had tried to kill me. He heard me all through in silence; and then, in a broken voice, begged me to let him go to bed.

"I'll tell ye the morn," he said; "as sure as death I will."
Literature › Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by tpia5(op): 5:03pm On Feb 18, 2012
kidnapped by robert louis stevenson


"If I had been some years younger, what with shame, weariness, and disappointment, I believe I had burst into tears. As it was, I could find no words, neither black nor white, but handed him the letter, and sat down to the porridge with as little appetite for meat as ever a young man had."
Literature › Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by tpia5(op): 5:00pm On Feb 18, 2012
“What is a lion?” asked the Witch.

“Oh, hang it all!” said Scrubb. “Don’t you know? How can we describe it to her? Have you ever seen a cat?”

“Surely,” said the Queen. “I love cats.”

“Well, a lion is a little bit–only a little bit, mind you–like a huge cat–with a mane. At least, it’s not like a horse’s mane. you know, it’s more like a judge’s wig. And it’s yellow. And terrifically strong.”

The Witch shook her head. “I see,” she said, “that we should do no better with your lion, as you call it, than we did with your sun.
Literature › Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by tpia5(op): 4:58pm On Feb 18, 2012
the silver chair


“And how shall we start?” said Scrubb.

“Well,” said the Marsh-Wiggle very slowly, “all the others who ever went looking for Prince Rilian started from the same fountain where Lord Drinian saw the lady. They went north, mostly. And as none of them ever came back, we can’t exactly say how they got on.”
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Keep A LovePeddler As Your Close Friend? by tpia5: 4:54pm On Feb 18, 2012
only if you never plan to get married.

why not just marry the hooker if you like her that much.
Celebrities › Re: Whitney Houson, Illuminati Revealed by tpia5: 2:44am On Feb 18, 2012
The price of fame.

Watched her biography on tv and it's very interesting.

Seems her mum once toured with elvis presley too.

I wonder why she was acting so erratic the past few weeks.

Something very strange about all this sha.
Christianity Etc › Re: Let's Brainstorm. As Christians How Can Lust For Women B Stopped? by tpia5: 11:57pm On Feb 17, 2012
The first step then is understanding you have a s.ex addiction and this is something you might not be able to resolve by yourself.

You can however try to train yourself to avoid the triggers of such thoughts eg p.ornography. Easier said than done.

You cant of course avoid seeing half n.aked women everywhere but if you're really serious about handling this s.ex addiction, you can change how you respond to them. Once again, easier said than done.

Pray sha- for God to give you strength.

Then remember the devil finds work for idle minds.
Christianity Etc › Re: Let's Brainstorm. As Christians How Can Lust For Women B Stopped? by tpia5: 9:03pm On Feb 17, 2012
A problem is only as great as you allow it to be.
Culture › Re: Rare Yoruba Names And Meaning by tpia5: 4:53pm On Feb 17, 2012
Poster

most of the names mentioned arent rare.

I doubt there's anything like a rare yoruba name.
Culture › Re: Rare Yoruba Names And Meaning by tpia5: 4:51pm On Feb 17, 2012
Thought the thread title says yoruba names.


Ojo is the male form of aina and both mean a child born with its umbilical cord around the neck i think.

Oruko amutorunwa.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jni Alleges Christians For Disgusing As Terrorists by tpia5: 12:35pm On Feb 17, 2012
But i think its obvious boko haram and other cults have their agents in the churches, masquerading as members or outright members who are on their payroll.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jni Alleges Christians For Disgusing As Terrorists by tpia5: 12:33pm On Feb 17, 2012
Never say never.

Lord have mercy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Let's Brainstorm. As Christians How Can Lust For Women B Stopped? by tpia5: 12:31pm On Feb 17, 2012
Think of AIDs and r.ape charges.

And think of h.orny males in jail waiting for you.

Though no doubt you might also be eager to meet them sha.
Celebrities › Re: Kelis Called ‘kunta Kinte,’ ‘disgusting Nigerian’ @ London Airport by tpia5: 11:11am On Feb 17, 2012
Do i look like someone who is rich and waiting for some guy to come and sweep me off my feet via internet?
Celebrities › Re: Kelis Called ‘kunta Kinte,’ ‘disgusting Nigerian’ @ London Airport by tpia5: 11:07am On Feb 17, 2012
Tosinville

what are you going on about? huh
Celebrities › Re: Kelis Called ‘kunta Kinte,’ ‘disgusting Nigerian’ @ London Airport by tpia5: 11:05am On Feb 17, 2012
West indies and asians Hatred for nigerians should be in another thread plz where it can be fully discussed.
Literature › Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by tpia5(op): 2:18am On Feb 17, 2012
"To yield readily- easily- to the persuasion of a friend is no merit with you"

" To yield without conviction is no compliment to the understanding of either"

"You appear to me, mr darcy, to allow nothing for the influence of friendship and affection".
Literature › Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by tpia5(op): 2:15am On Feb 17, 2012
"You expect me to account for opinions which you choose to call mine, but which i have never acknowledged"
Literature › Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by tpia5(op): 2:14am On Feb 17, 2012
Pride and prejudice by jane austen

" I would not wish to be hasty in censuring anyone, but i always say what i think"


"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment" ( mr darcy to miss bingley, ch 6)
Celebrities › Re: Seal Is Photo’d Wearing Bright Yellow Nail Polish…is He Telling Us Something? by tpia5: 1:39am On Feb 17, 2012
Maybe its for a movie perhaps.

As per token of how we feel about this woman, well, we all know how it goes with _______ men.
Celebrities › Re: Seal Is Photo’d Wearing Bright Yellow Nail Polish…is He Telling Us Something? by tpia5: 1:36am On Feb 17, 2012
We'll let him explain when he has time.
Celebrities › Re: Kelis Called ‘kunta Kinte,’ ‘disgusting Nigerian’ @ London Airport by tpia5: 1:26am On Feb 17, 2012
The british guy probably called kellis nigerian because a lot of AAs are claiming igbo descent through dna.
Celebrities › Re: Kelis Called ‘kunta Kinte,’ ‘disgusting Nigerian’ @ London Airport by tpia5: 1:01am On Feb 17, 2012
Cant blame the police for that peckham lady story abeg. She must have been blowing them some mightily bad grammer coupled with an intelligible accent- they probably thought she was doing some very bad voodoo or something. Or getting ready to blast them with some more africa.
Christianity Etc › Re: What God Has Joined Together . . . by tpia5: 12:55am On Feb 17, 2012
See what i'm saying now.

Instead of making valid contributions to a thread, the cultists will engage in name calling and thread derailment.
They'll also spend inordinate amounts of time saluting themselves while refusing to open a thread specifically for that as others have dne.

Jesoul, if you want to catch up on gists with your old pals who you havent seen or heard from in a while, then why cant all of you go to a thread opened for that purpose.

**watch them descend now**
Islam › Re: Do You Leave Nairaland When You Hear "as-salat"? by tpia5: 10:35pm On Feb 16, 2012
why not @ topic.
Jokes Etc › Re: Food G-- Hotie Tima by tpia5: 9:59pm On Feb 16, 2012
LilMizzGood:
1. lol you won't like me speaking English because you won't get it,  i have to break it down  for fools like you.

2. When did you finish school or did you drop out from per-school?

3. What i do for my job can pay for your life.

4. I feel sorry for you, coming on my post trying to bring me down because you’re level of understanding English is poor.

5. Don’t worry English is not for everyone it's only for those that have the brains .

6. Nigeria government should step up their Education system for villagers like you. I bet you learned your spelling and grimmer from Nairaland.

7. Let me guess you are those type of dickheads that looks for fight on the net.

8. No one force or asked you to comment on my post it was by your free will.

9. I'm going to be nice to you and portend that you never posted that silly comment. I'm sure that you have better things to do; such is looking for a job or a school to attend. 

10. The next time you open your mouth to me,  That will be the day hell will open for you.

i advice you to keep a dictionary by your side if you want to comment on any of my posts.

silly fool,  It’s not your fault since it is your first time experiencing English or the internet. (Trying to be nice to Nigerians and all you get is low life dickheads who don't have anything better to do with their pathetic life).
funniest post of the year contender.

the ibons and gbagauns in this response ought to get the thread renamed common errors in english or something similar.



@ topic


another red herring thread where the op is fighting him or herself in order to draw traffic? huh
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Proposes To Annie Macauley by tpia5: 9:51pm On Feb 16, 2012
women have to wear iron pant around this guy.


the ones who actually want to sleep with him are exempted- na them sabi wetin dem dey chase.
Christianity Etc › Re: What God Has Joined Together . . . by tpia5: 9:37pm On Feb 16, 2012
^My point is comment on the topic instead of making personal attacks on people.

You seem to be unable to comprehend the basic fact that the world does not revolve around you, and this is typical of the kind of individuals i've been describing on this thread.

If you have nothing to actually contribute here beyond being miserable and whining all the time about who or whatever, then find a topic more suitable to your gloomy taste since this is clearly not doing it for you.

Did you see the person i just quoted?

Note her response and compare it to your own though i doubt you have that kind of insight.

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