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pleep:
there is a difference in taste between the male goat and female goats?

female is more tender, i think, while the male has a stronger taste due to the testosterone perhaps.

personally, i'm not sure but that's how it goes.

same applies to chicken too- females are either softer or tougher, i heard.

Part of the evidence was posting from StephenP and the female coming from the same computer a couple of mins apart so one logs in the other logs out. Very strange even if you living together and dating you wouldn't continuously post for hours from the same laptop/computer.
 

Trust me I refused to believe it at first but the more evidence I was given the more I had to accept that sexual chocolate aka Stephen was a girl

in retrospect, i guess there should have been red flags.

how can someone be so one-dimensional for so many years. I thought the ones swinging from one extreme to the other were more suspect.

smh.

this internet sha.

if something seems too good to be true, then it usually is.

who on earth is the person in that profile.

all that glitters is indeed not gold.

Poster is probably gay.

@ kandiikane

your story sounds rather exaggerated.

Fighting crocodiles and building huts?

Wow what an analysis.

Lol

^were you serious about all you wrote?

I'll go over it again.

I thought he was already an asiwaju or why do people call him that if he wasnt.

@ topic

true he did appoint people to his cabinet from all across the region. I guess he works well with others.

If you feel your accent is holding you back, then it will.

Dayokanu dont forget to send blazay that picture so she can glue it on top of her husband's own o. . . . . . . . . . . .


you can console yourself with that. Its the same thing as if you actually did the do. Even better sef.

She's pecking another man, right.

Is that what you just found out.

Interesting super story.

hackney:
Tear firewood and pound yam? ?
what of lighting oil lanterns and digging wells? ?

I guess u walked through a door in 1820 and here you are in 2011.
time traveller.

women do not dig wells in my own area, dont know about yours.

just saying, because somebody will take your post literally.

the original post wasnt meant to be taken seriously btw. You have to distinguish between genuine ignorance and light hearted humor.

dont be jealous.

instead, try to find something interesting in your own family lines.

that's how it works.

its fun having good campfire stories to tell, but we cant all be the same. Sorry but no one said life was fair.

if you need ajebutter stories i could oblige you but i dont have any.

so just release your own.

the other beans is the one you cook for hours, or overnight.

forgot what it's called.

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=683617.msg8460644#msg8460644 date=1307303391]

*Chi-baby screams with lafter* Preach it well sistah   [/quote]sounds funny right? lol.

i'm so proud of him, hope he didnt offend anybody sha cos all i heard about him were good stories from my mum.

lol.

though for the short time i did know him, he was pretty cool.

190:


Yeah i believe yours was great -- tell me what bout battles

My late grand father even fought during the civil war  -- he trekked from a southern country to an eastern county just to deal with some Ibo's

He used to tell us, they covered themsleves with leaves and grasses and when some ibo soldiers passed by, the pop out and shoot them from behind-- he said the walk to the east lasted for almost  2 months ( I think the state now is Imo or sometin not sure )

once again, my grandpa's story beats this.

let's leave the matter.


he didnt fight in the civil war though- he was too old by then.

ogugua88:
I won't be chasing monkeys. We'll be gisting and eating bananas in a banana tree. My kind of life.

you'll fall down on your butt, because banana trees arent strong enough to be climbed.

bananas dont even grow on trees, technically speaking.

190:
^well my late grand father from my dad's kept tooths of this animals and he showed us

He even killed a hyena  

you're just going to have to take my word for it that my grandpa was a great hunter.

i didnt observe personally observe him hunting since he was quite old by the time i knew him, and neither did i see any momentos, but he was a great hunter nonetheless.

violent:
phew! of course there aren't any, it's just one of many folklores that aren't true, just like when every father tell their kids they are the best student in the in class while in school.

i think you mean leopard or cheetah.



Range of the tiger including the western part 1900 and 1990

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Tiger_distribution3.PNG[/img]





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tiger_distribution3.PNG

^^i dont know what he killed but he had a reputation as a good hunter.

190:
^ Looool, if ure talkin bout hunting --- u dont wanna go there except ure gonna end up lying

My grand father used to sit me down and tell me stories bout how he hunted Hippo's/water buffalo's in parks when

he was my current age around the 1940s/50s

A great hunter he was, He single handedly chased an antelope and caught it with his bare hands

my grandpa surpasses all that.



gba be.

violent:
no, i meant Tigers dammit!

[size=5pt](erhm, you seriously aren't taking the "fighting tigers" bit serious, are you?)[/size]

bros, there are NO tigers native to africa.

tigers are from asia.

even nigerian zoos dont have tigers.

if you know of any, please share.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=682266.msg8458361#msg8458361 date=1307276491]I'm not surprised anyway . . Cause i imagine how Maltina Nyansh like you manages to flirt . . .
Just a tip from a boss to you fugly slave . . Don't ever try flirting . .You this Oloriburuku somebody, I will be the one to make life terrible for you here, . .Just leme through with exams . . .I'm coming for you reetard![/quote]you have exam, you dont say.

dont know if i should pity you or your teachers who are producing your half literate azz.

and btw, do you want to pass or fail?


let us know.

violent:
Well history had it there were a few in Nigeria back in the early 90s, my great grandads killed em all!

tigers are native to asia, not africa.

do you mean leopards.

i have the story to beat all stories when it comes to my grandpa but i'm not telling it here.

violent:
nah, my great grandmas didn't!

My great grandpas treated em like a piece of jewel, while the men were away sweating in the farm, hunting bushmeat and fighting tigers, the women simply stayed back at home teaching kids how to make clay pots, ensuring the compounds were cleaned, that meals were prompt and tasted good and ensuring they looked good before their husbands came back from farms.

The boys in the house were always responsible for splitting firewoods, why do you think my grandpa got his six packs from?

it runs in the family, we know just how to treat our women right   

^^nice write up but there are no tigers in nigeria and are you saying your grandpas were the ones pounding fufu?

My ma (lord bless her memory) wasn't pounding yam, tearing firewood, climbing trees, slaughtering goats or hunting animals

your ma may have not, but your great grandma might well had

my grandmas did. Except for the hunting animals and climbing trees part.

as per splitting firewood, so did i, when i was small.

cos firewood wont split itself and people have to eat, no?

village life na wa.

those lazy cousins of mine- where were they sef when a girl was splitting firewood.

out hunting girlfriends?

tree climbing is cool except you dont do it anymore when you're grown.

and back home it's mainly boys that climb trees anyway. To get fruit and stuff.

i'm still a crayfish hunter.

Every day, I bless and thank my late Great-grandad, for permanently relocating from Nigeria to the UK, making it possible for my grandparents and my parents to become British citizens. Out of interests, I follow what goes on in this Banana republic called, Nigeria -- a nation that is eternally doomed

wow, terribly d.aft post, imo.